The Battles Thread

[Stigmata]

UT because I don't like id software

Battlefield Vietnam vs. BF 1942

[NOTE: Sorry if any of my Battles have been done before. I started reading at page 4]

 

[Lil' Timmy]

BFV.. newer.

situational utilitarianism vs epicurean materiality

(why can threads like this exist, but the arena cannot?)

 

[Dedalus]

don't really understand them properly, but i guess situational utilitarianism because it would benefit all instead of just me (if i understood that correctly )


democracy vs something else

 

[blahblahblah]

Democracy. Something else can lead to a dictatorship

Cute or Sexy

 

[thehunter1320]

sexy, reminds me of sex

Spider-man VS. Batman

 

[Stigmata]

Spider-Man because he's got movies that don't suck.

Trip to the Moon vs. Trip to the Bottom of the Ocean

 

[Lil' Timmy]

ocean, there's more interesting stuff happening on the sea floor than on the moon.

harappa vs mohenjodaro

 

[CptStern]

they're the same place in pakistan but i'll pick mohenjodaro, dont know why

jebus vs Homer

 

[Dan]

Jebus, because hes my saviour
dumb vs dumber?

 

[Stigmata]

I'll assume you mean Jesus, therefore I pick Jesus, because he can walk on water and help people.

Have your pubic hair light on fire vs. getting kicked in the shin

 

[blahblahblah]

Getting kicked in the shin. It hurts less than lighting important body parts on fire.

CD or MP3

 

[Dalamari]

CD, you can't beat the feeling of holding a copy of your fav bands CD in your hands.

Rocky 1 vs Rocky 2

 

[Sedako]

Rocky 1, because it's the first!

wet vs dry

 

[Stigmata]

Dry because fungi cannot grow on you then. Edit: I mean mold. Not fungi.

And my original question: Pubic hair on fire vs. getting kicked in the shin

Edit: Damnit. Someone answered it, didn't read the post fully.

Spontaneously combusting vs. collapsing into yourself

 

[Dan]

pubic hair, because it's cheaper than waxing
and rocky vs jet li

 

[Lil' Timmy]

jet li, even though he sucks.. he doesn't suck as much as stallone.

btw stern, harappa and mohenjodaro are not the same place. but mohenjodaro has the cooler name.

 

[Sedako]

Jet Li, because he stars in Hero.

John Williams vs Danny Elfman

 

[Dalamari]

WOAH, Stop the thread.

Rocky could so beat Jet Li

 

[Dan]

so... is it "WOAH" vs "Stop the thread"? In that case WOAH wins because it's all caps
col Sanders vs Orville Redenbacher

 

[Stigmata]

Pff, Col. Sanders. Redenbaucher, he just makes popcorn. the Sander man makes popcorn chicken and that beats the crap out of the regular type.

satellite TV vs. digital cable

 

[Sedako]

Satellite, because then I can send and receive alien codes.

gonads vs strife

 

[psyno]

Gonads! (In the lightning)

Cow vs. cube

 

[CyberSh33p]

Gonads! (In the lightning)

Cow vs. cube

they combine to make gatewaygood lord I have unleashed a monster
me vs. shuzer

 

[Lil' Timmy]

you, better avatar.

clove hitch vs prusik knot

 

[CyberSh33p]

Depends when. For mast climbing, I'd definitely go with the prusik, but if I need to tie up my boat real quick the clove hitch is an A+ solution.

forgetting to post a new battle vs. being a winner

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Depends when. For mast climbing, I'd definitely go with the prusik, but if I need to tie up my boat real quick the clove hitch is an A+ solution.

forgetting to post a new battle vs. being a winner

don't be such a woman, just pick one!

winner, obviously.

chauvinism vs sadism

 

[CyberSh33p]

don't be such a woman, just pick one!

winner, obviously.

chauvinism vs sadism

yor mozzer!
so, sadism, muahahaha!

lucidity vs. clarity

 

[Lil' Timmy]

lucidity is a better word, so that one (even though they are synonymous).

dominating a thread vs spamming a thread into the ground

 

[CyberSh33p]

creating a thread and coming back 5 hours later to see the beast it has become.

A Fine Day For a Parade vs. Styrofoam Plates

 

[Lil' Timmy]

styrofoam plates.. death cab doesn't suck, fountains of wayne does.

winston churchill vs adolf hitler

 

[Sedako]

hitler, because in Germany, it's always springtime!

us vs them

 

[Lil' Timmy]

us, it's shorter

zoroastrianism vs bahaiism

 

[CyberSh33p]

zoroastrianism, because Ahura Mazda is amazing.

hentai vs. innocent minds

 

[Lil' Timmy]

innocent minds, since i don't know what "hentai" is, and naievity is always a good excuse.

thomas dolby vs tom tom club

 

[SpuD]

Tom Tom Club, because it says tom twice, and thats cool.

Weiner Dogs vs Bagels

 

[Lil' Timmy]

beagles are cute, weiner dogs are stupid looking: beagles.

jesus christ vs big baby jesus

:stare: tred, you are slow and useless

 

[Prince of China]

Bagels.
Weiner dogs are natural prey of the bagel.

Broadsword vs. Pipe wrench
Lil' Timmy, SpuD asked for weiner dog vs. bagel.
I don't care if he really meant beagles.
There, I win.
At least I can and took the time to read. Maybe that's why I'm slow !

 

[CyberSh33p]

Bagels.
Weiner dogs are natural prey of the bagel.

Broadsword vs. Pipe wrench
Lil' Timmy, SpuD asked for weiner dog vs. bagel.
I don't care if he really meant beagles.
There, I win.
At least I can and took the time to read. Maybe that's why I'm slow !

maddox impersonators vs 13 year old idiots

 

[Lil' Timmy]

maddox impersonators, just because.

slow vs useless

(tredoslop cannot pick because he is both )

 

[CyberSh33p]

I think tredoslop dominates both

lil timmy vs cybersh33p

I think its only fair timmy can't answer