The Battles Thread

[dassbaba]

mars because it's red

gabe n. vs sandwich

 

[Edcrab]

Sandwich... Gabe scares me!

Capcom vs SNK

 

[CrazyHarij]

SNK, because metal slug is related to them.

Tekken vs Soul Calibur

 

[Lethal8472]

Soul Calibur, because Link is in it!

Gabe vs Abom

 

[blahblahblah]

Gabe. Without Half-Life, Abom doesn't exist

Subway or Quiznos

 

[el Chi]

Subway because I have no idea what that other one is...

Stella or Carling

Let's face it, it has to be Stella doesn't it? Carling's cheap but there's a very very good reason for that...

 

[Dedalus]

Carling, because stella is too expensive down my way


sexy barmaid serving you drinks all night vs free drinks from a hairy man beast

 

[CrazyHarij]

Hairy man beast because I'm in a rawr mood :naughty:

Lenny from the simpsons vs Carl Carlson from the simpsons

 

[mortiz]

Carl, because everyone likes Carl.

DVD cases vs proper game boxes.

 

[Dedalus]

DVD cases, they're sexy as hell

beating germany 5-1 in munich vs winning the world cup

 

[AudioRage]

Edit: son of a... World cup, because you get a big cup.
Dvd cases because they take up less room.

Flat Screen vs CRT

 

[CrazyHarij]

Flat Screen, because it's sexeh

Star wars vs Star trek

 

[el Chi]

Star Trek because I love Patrick Stewart.

Flat screen Vs. HRT

 

[CrazyHarij]

HRT, because it sounds awesome.

Chicken vs Fish Steak

 

[AudioRage]

Chicken, because its chickeny.


NES vs Sega Genesis.

 

[Dalamari]

Tie because they both blow

Poop vs. Pee

 

[Dedalus]

Pee, cos i can do it standing up.


baseball bat vs lead pipe.

 

[AudioRage]

Pipe, more damage, less swings.

Hot cereal vs cold cereal

 

[Dedalus]

Hot cereal, it burns when you pour it over your baby sister muhahahahaha (i actually did that once ;( )


tea vs coffee

 

[AudioRage]

Tea, because its tea, no other answer needed.

neat vs messy.

 

[el Chi]

Messy, because when someone tidies your room, you have no idea where things are whereas BEFORE you knew exactly where it was; on the bloody floor.

Beards vs crabs

 

[Sedako]

Crabs, because you can't eat a beard.

cake vs pie

 

[Yuri]

Pie, because it is more vague (pizza pie, apple pie...)

Charlton Heston vs. William Shatner

 

[el Chi]

William Shatner, because he isn't Charlton Heston.

By the way, I was thinking of a different kind of crab :naughty:

Being forced to listen to Celine Dion for the rest of your life or burning alive

 

[Sedako]

Burning alive because Celine Dion makes my nipples cold

Broad sword vs Battle axe

 

[Dedalus]

By the way, I was thinking of a different kind of crab :naughty:

ewwww...


EDIT: battle axe, has better swing to it.
burning alive, because it's healthier.


a romantic night in with Homer Simpson vs a romantic night in with Peter Griffin

 

[el Chi]

a romantic night in with Peter (family guy)

Peter, because you could always dump him and have your wicked way with Lois :naughty:
Aaaaaawwwwllllirrriiiiggghhhht <In a Quagmire stylee>

Having scurvy or having rickets

 

[Sedako]

Having scurvy because I could pull my teeth out and throw them at people.

Parking in the driveway vs Driving in the parkway.

 

[AudioRage]

Parking in the driveway, because driving in the parkway doesn't make any sense :E

Aliens vs Lions

 

[Yuri]

Aliens, because its a damn good movie

Black or Blue?

 

[Stigmata]

Blue, because Black isn't a color.

Empty beer bottle vs. nail gun

[edit: What's rickets?]

 

[Shuzer]

Nail gun, because you can kill people with it and say "nailed him!"

MaryKate vs Ashley
/me runs out of the thread laughing evily

 

[Dedalus]

MaryKate, because then i can imagine i'm doing Ashley too...two birds with one stone..


sunbathing vs skiing

 

[psyno]

Skiing. No one ever died sunbathing. No one cool anyway.

Front or back?

 

[Yuri]

Front, because the front of the body is sooo much more appealing

Goth or Prep?

 

[Sparta]

Prep i guess, Goth's freak me out and crave more attention then Prep's

Rock or Hip-Hop?

 

[Stigmata]

Goth, because Goths are hotter.
[edit] Rock because Hip-Hop is dead.

Super Smash Bros. <VS> SNK vs. Capcom

 

[Shuzer]

Super Smash Brothers, since it has more memorable Nintendo characters

Speakers vs Headphones

 

[Yuri]

Speakers because I am obnoxious

Talk radio vs. Music Radio

 

[Dedalus]

EDIT: talk radio, because music radio is shitty

Headphones, because speakers leave no room for a minibar.


UT vs Quake