The Battles Thread

[moz4rt]

pens cuz you can stab someone more effectively with a pen

nose picking vs ass scratching

just as long as you pick your nose before you scratch your hole...

 

[CptStern]

just as long as you pick your nose before you scratch your hole...

wow ....now that's just weird ...at least you'd be able to tell what you had for dinner the night before

 

[Crushenator 500]

aaah, come on guys, dont let this get OT .


cs vs dod

 

[Dedalus]

DoD, because CS is dead ;(


pink handbag vs frilly dress

 

[Foxtrot]

aaah, come on guys, dont let this get OT .


cs vs dod

Handbag.
Lots of sleep vs Little sleep

 

[CrazyHarij]

Little sleep, because it's effective so you can post more at hl2.net

Half-Life vs Half-Life 2

 

[CptStern]

dod cuz some cs players think ww2 was before ww1


a brand new car vs a swift kick to the temple

 

[Crushenator 500]

hl2 / new car


headphones vs speakers

 

[CptStern]

you picked a new car? ...dam I was hoping you'd go for the swift kick to the temple

Headphones ...drowns out all noise

drawn and quartered (like what happened to mel in braveheart) vs firing squad

 

[CrazyHarij]

Firing squad, because I have no idea but firing squad sounds cool

Headshot or groin shot

 

[Crushenator 500]

hung drawn and quartered, only important people get it

EDIT: headshot. i couldnt stand getting hit in the nuts and not dieing.

msn vs aim

 

[Vegeta897]

AIM, it is more simple and faster. Plus more people use it.

Brain vs. Mind

 

[CrazyHarij]

Mind, because it's cooler

Tomatoes vs Cucumber

 

[Crushenator 500]

cucumber, i hate tomatoes.


pounds vs dollars

 

[el Chi]

Pounds because the exchange rate's better.

Hands vs arms

 

[Crushenator 500]

hands :naughty:


audio vs visual

 

[Foxtrot]

hands :naughty:


audio vs visual

Visual
Clay pumpkin I made in school VS Lego B wing I made

 

[el Chi]

Visual
Clay pumpkin I made in school VS Lego B wing I made

Lego B-wing because Lego is amaaaazing.

1 Jurassic Park DVD vs 3 sheds worth of gardening tools

 

[Foxtrot]

Lego B-wing because Lego is amaaaazing.

1 Jurassic Park DVD vs 3 sheds worth of gardening tools

Gardening tools, I like teh hoe!
My ceiling that just started leaking 5 minutes ago vs my concrete floor with cracks in it.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Concrete floor, because I like concrete.

Star Wars old trilogy or star wars "new" trilogy

 

[PunisherUSA]

Old, no "meesa Jah Jah binks!!"

waiting for episode III or waiting for hl2 [hmmm too easy]

edit: shoot! But new has natalie portman! I dunno!!

 

[Dedalus]

old trilogy, because i said so.


bryl cream vs saliva/water

 

[CrazyHarij]

bryl cream / waiting for episode 3

Half-life 2 mp or half-life 2 sp

 

[el Chi]

bryl cream / waiting for episode 3

Half-life 2 mp or half-life 2 sp

SP because it's all about story, maaaan.

Being forcecd into talking to Marco from Big Brother or breaking your fingers for fun

 

[CrazyHarij]

breaking your fingers for fun because marco sounds like a dangerous man

USA or UK

 

[Tr0n]

Breaking your fingers.....I never broke my fingers before.

Soap opera or shooting yourself in the head

 

[Dedalus]

breaking your fingers for fun...because it is more fun.


skinny dipping with Nadia vs playing leapfrog with Victor

 

[CrazyHarij]

Skinny dipping with nadia, because it sounds fun

eating a frog or eating a cat

 

[Gunner]

Eating a cat because you know you want to.

Zombies Vs Sea Monsters!

 

[PunisherUSA]

Zombies cuz they're in HL

eating a cat vs. eating a "cat"

 

[CrazyHarij]

eating a "cat" because you never know what it can be.

Let's keep the thread relatively sane

Biceps vs Triceps

 

[Dedalus]

biceps, because you can't impress anyone by flexing your triceps.


reading a good book vs watching a summer blockbuster

 

[CrazyHarij]

Watching a summer blockbuster, because I like good and hyped movies.

Hollywood multibillion productions vs independent and original films

 

[Dedalus]

independent and original films, cos hot indie birds go to watch those films :naughty:


Neo vs T1000

 

[PunisherUSA]

Multibillion productions, they have flashy effects and all the good liscences.

edit: damnit!!
Neo will melt T1000 FOREVER


Snarks vs. headcrabs

 

[CrazyHarij]

Headcrabs, because they are badass, cute and evil.

Sticks vs Stones

 

[el Chi]

Headcrabs, because they are badass, cute and evil.

Sticks vs Stones

Secret answer 3: Broken bones.

Necrophilia Vs. Being dead

 

[CrazyHarij]

Necrophilia, because there's no better way to relax but to crack open a cold one. :naughty:

Ice cream vs Chocolate

 

[el Chi]

Chocolate because my freezer's broken. And there's already too much talk of cold things <shudders>

Courtney Love Vs a nun

EDIT:

independent and original films, cos hot indie birds go to watch those films :naughty:

Giggety giggety :cheers:

 

[Sedako]

A nun, because they're more sexually appealing

Jupiter vs Mars