The Craziest Things You've Done in San Andreas

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OK, heres mine.


feeling rather bored, i stood in the middle of a motorway and got hit by about 5 cars, causing a huge pileup. this was the start of it all. crushed by the massses of veichles that drove straight over me, i crawl out of the mayhem, managing to to make it to the kerb with the tiny ounce of health left... and with my last bit of strength, i shoot a bullet right on the hub cab of one of the cars, igniting the gas and blowong it up. As a chain reaction occurs, metal shards flying everywhere and pedestrians screaming in terror, i limp into a fast food shop to regain health.

When i come out, i am surrounded by police cars, with officers shouting "put your hands up"! and choppers shining a flashlight in my face. completely outnumbered and suprised by the sheer amount of force infront of me, i do the sensible thing that any pedestrian in my situation would do. i drop my fast food, spray an uzi at the helicopter and make a dash for downtown while blasting away.

Being chased by an impossible number of police cars, im starting to lose confidence. every turn theres another car or officer joining the fray.... and my health is chizzeling down. out of breath and patience, i stumble across a skyscraper. glancing behind only to witness three cars speeding as fast as possible in my direction- i only have one choice. i dive into the doors, letting the cars smash into each other.

taking a quick elevator to the top, i look around in amazement. im above it all, above the carnage. i look down onto the ground, all that way down... and laugh at the puny officers. and low and behold... a PARACHUTE!!! w00t! i slip it on, but ust as im about to jump... a wind blasts at me, and right infront of me rises a police chopper. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP"!!! it screams, and not willing to dive into its spinning rotors, i dash back and dive down some stairs. sitting there, thnking of a next move... i realised im ****ed. theres only one way out...

i pop out from the stairs, in a crouched position, and unload a whole uzi clip into the damn chopper. only made more furious, it blasts at me, and i roll down the stairs again, back down to temporary safety. this is my chance... while its confused ill make a brake for it!

so i dive out from the stairs, dash full sprint with parachute on back, and as a HAIL of bullets rain at me from the chopper, i jump straight off the tower... arms spread, i fall like a brick, bullets whizzing past my ears, the sound of victory playing in my heart. just as im about to hit the ground i open the 'chute, and land straight in the middle of a motorway.


shit. looking around, police cars are coming from all sides. the chopper is decending and readying its gun. officers are homing in on my position. im done for.... but i wont give up. i grab a car and drive for the airport. ive decided to catch a plane. so long, los santos...



this game is f*cking pro. so far this is the most exhilerating thing ive done... a huge smile was beaming from me while i was doing this. the game is pure class.

so post your GTA:SA antics here :)
 
This is not directly on-topic, but I just got the game and its class!
 
Being chased on a desert highway, in the rain, at midnight, with helicopters and police vans swarming me. My car was pretty battered up, so I decided to get away in the sea...only for the helicopters to keep chasing me! I managed to get to that dam, grab a helicopter, and fly to that huge mountain, with fighter jets and helicopters going after me. Got to the top, took the dirtbike, and decided to go out in style. :D

I got quite a large stamina boost from all that swimming as well. :D
 
simmo said:
You can catch planes ? :O, how !? :D

i didnt catch a plane, i decided to catch a plane. of course i drove about 100 metres before i was smashed into the wall by FBI agents and blasted to smithereens. oh well :) thats enought heroics for one day.

...actually, its not... *does it all again*
 
Suicide42 said:
nope, if you wait about a year it will be out though :)

OH GOD DAMN IT!

I guess I will have to buy a PS2 version
 
Sounds awesome. I didn't expect going up skyscrapers would be possible (though I assume you can't get out on every floor, that'd be madness).

/me eagerly awaits the PC release :p
 
I stuck a car next to Los Santos airport's wall, infiltrated (IE, hoped the wall in a mini-sweeper) without licence, stole a plane and landed it on the flatbed train before the wings got clipped by the tunnel and blew me up :(

Stole a train and rammed it through the barriers (strange how you can go through them at full speed) ended up slamming into 4 cars before derailing and landing in the sea.

Taking the plane way up and jumping out...forgetting that i was over land...<Obvious outcome here>
 
OK... heres the story continued (im continuing it from where i left off, but in actual fact i just drove from the hospital back to where i died. shhh :p )


The cop forces were thinner now.. only a few police cars skidded between me and the airport. smashing through them in my hijacked taxi, i ran into some unfreindly gang members. left unchecked for just a second and my car would be riddled with holes... so i jumped out and used a abandonned police car for cover. they ran over to me, and i only saw two options. run, or use the car to my advantage... so jumping back i shot a well placed bullet at the far end of the cop car, blowing it up instantly, spewing the blood of the gang members over the aghast police oficers.

im here now anyway... the airport. running over to the gate i discover that it is for pilots only... darn. looking around i see my battered taxi has crashed into a wall. I also notice theres about 5 police cars and a helicopter coming striaght for me... if i dont move, both the taxi and me will be crushed against this wall. summoning all my strength , i sprint over to the taxi, time a perfect jump and bound from the car roof over the wall, and watch as the police cars crash into each other. as i make for the runway, a faint sounds of explosions and cursing can be heard... im free.

I run for the small, bi-plane in front of me. but whats this? a siren can be heard behind me. AAAARGGHH!!! lone police car has broken free and followed me in! how? well, i dont want to stick around to find out... "FREEZE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP"! Looking at my flashing health bar, i realise i wouldnt survive a fight. so i jump to the cockpit of the plane and ram it straight into the police car. with one cop under my wheel and the other one blasting at me, i realise im in a tight situation. if just one bullet hits me im- SHIT! the planes on fire! without thinking, i jump out and leg it away. just as the policeman is about to fire a precise shot at me... BANG! he is sent flying across the airport, ablaze in the flames.

but what now? i have no plane!
.......dududuudududDUDUDUDUDUDUUD
damn, the chopper had arrived. and just at the time that i spot another plane... a small, but reasnable jet that looks agile enough to escape this chopper is parked stealthily behind a hanger. not hesitating for a moment, i make a break for it before the chopper is in range. reversing onto the runway, the moment of triumph is here. this is my freedom!

i hit the acceleration. its not long before im roaring down the runway, leaving the chopper in my- OH GOd!! an airport attendant has just driven into my flight path! theres no choice... i have to pull up or we'll both be killed in some very spectacular fireworks! just skimming the top, my plane is left a little wobbly but its flying. Im flying. i am free. i soar higher than the clouds, above all those pesky cops and gang members. im setting coarse for Las venturos.. a well needed holiday away from all this.

After some wonderful flying above the country, i can see it. the island rapidly emerges from over the water... ive done it!! finally my hard work has paid off!!! but to my dismay, it looks like i wont be able to land. a four star record is now plastered to me, curtosy of those bitches back at los santos. they dont want me to leave. looks like i'll have to fly around to let it all cool off... but first ill fly over these hige casinos and see the wonderous gambling city!

glancing down, i can see brilliant, gleaming buildings. a fairy land castle scratches the sky and bright colours shine into the night. dawn is breaking. it looks like its a happy ending after all... BAAAANNNGG!!!! f*ck!! what the hell was that? glancing behind me i see some incredibly fast fighter planes homing in on me. one just narrowly missed me with a rocket... i have to lose them! i quickly spin round and fly the other way. one of them flys straight into a building, instantly killing anyone on the top floor in a huge fireball. The other is still hot on my tracks and isnt going to give up...

FWOOOOOOOSSHHHH
a missile is released, and it is streaming for me. as i look behind me, i see the missile homing in, but the fighter plane turns off and flys away. HA! looks like he knows hes no match for me.... looking back forward, i see the reason he turned away... IM ABOUT TO HIT A CASINO!!! AAAAARRRFGGGHHHHH!!!!!

if i could freeze time, it would have been so funny. theres me, who has just jumped out of an aeroplane and is now falling through air, and a plane that has JUST made contact with a building, and in one second will be crushed like a pankake. behind it is a missile that will pound it into the casino. as i watch the fireworks, i realise that im extremely high. i glance at my flahing health... i guess i just wasnt meant to be free. as i fall, i remember the good old days.. back in vice city. i rememebr when the AI was dumb, and when you could fly an airoplane with a wanted level, without beinh hunted by vicious AI. dammit.

SQUELCH

and so ended Suicide42. He wanted freedom, all he got was the ground.

please post whether you read this or not... i wanna see if my 1337 writing skillz has gone to waste :)
 
Haha, you got some nice action writing skills, Suicide, extremely entertaining to read! :D
 
thanks crazy :)

i just went on another rampage in the aeroplane :) this time my wing clipped a tree, and i was wobbling all over the place. when i left the area the jets came and blasted me... unfortunately it wasnt the missiles that killed me, while i was evading them my dodgy wing took a turn for the worst and wouldnt allow me to turn up, so i smashed into the ground, exploding on a motorway, causing the biggest pile up ever witnessed :) teh fun :D
 
I didnt hav played GTA:SA but I remenber some funny thing that I do in vice city

I was inside a infernus and I was driving as fast I can,the camera was on th first person mode inside the car and if you crash whit that camera you cant see what is happen
so I was runing more fast I can and when I get closer to a litle bridge close to a police station, I crash whit something and I just was flying whiout know where I will land
and land whit the car upside down,so when I exit of the car I am in the birgde and I see the car is stuck in the top of a litle pilar

this is a quick sketch of how look
 
Around spring we should have it, better graphics, bug fixes, extra content.
 
personally i dont want to wait 6 months just for some extra stuff... i want to play it now!and i am playing it now! yay!
 
Suicide42 said:
personally i dont want to wait 6 months just for some extra stuff... i want to play it now!and i am playing it now! yay!

But the low res graphics...

I can wait the 6 months to experience how all games should be played, on the computer. :)
 
I was on top of that circular building with my girlfriend (the really high one) and I decided to abuse her.

It said "The date is over" and she started walking around and she walked right off the building!

I jumped off to see what would happen (Obviously *SPLAT*, but you know?) but I didn't have a parachute.

It wasn't the craziest thing I have done I don't think, but it sure was cool.

edit:

I just read the first post...wow, that is so awesome! Nice work.
 
:p

Riding down the freeway on a cop bike, I noticed the huge building again, the one with the 'chute, forgetting to stop my bike, i entered the building thinking my bike would be gone...nope.

I grab the 'chute, cops all down below, i get back on my bike...its do or die, and death isn't an option, i line up one of the small ramps in each corner and reverse to get a run up.

I go, managing to hit around 35mph i hit the ramp, i fly off the building towards the freeway and freedom, i jump off the bike midair, its going really fast because there is already motion blur, opening my 'chute i see my bike total a few cars down below. At this time the cops are stunned not knowing what the hell is going on, i casually float down and land on the roof of a car which takes me to freedom Bond style. it was really fun, I encurage everyone to try it.

The third time i tried i never let go of the bike, got a Super insane stunt bonus of around $1000 but died in the process o hitting the floor...the fourth time i opened the 'chute then took it off by accident.

Im seriously loving this game.
 
ROFL, if you jump off the building on a BMX (the huge round one), you can do it without losing any health. just land perfectly straight! w00t this is so fun :D you get loads of cycling skill too (i only get $40 stunt bonus :( )
 
OMG I can't wait 6 months, this is torture :\

But buying a PS2 just for San andreas is a little too much also..
 
I think it could almost justify a purchase. Besides, it's not the only good game out on PS2 right now...Don't forget about Gran Turismo 4...that's soon to be released.

ps: Anyone know how to make some quick cash?

I did a house invasion run "last night," but I only got like 2800 for 15 minutes work. I can't make use of my gang territory because I'm in San Fierro and my gang is non-existant now, in even Los Santos..And I need the Cash to buy some property before I can continue the missions!
 
Suicide-

Keep those coming. You're pretty good at describing action, those are fun to read.
 
blahblahblah said:
But the low res graphics...

I can wait the 6 months to experience how all games should be played, on the computer. :)

ohh please the ps2 is not so bad

"OMG THAT GAME HAV LOW RES GRAPHICS I GOING TO VOMIT BUARRGRGRGR"

sure you will flame me whit millions of reazons but I think the ps2 is not crap

and all that people that say "in the ps2 the game will render just 3 meters of distance cuz it sucks" read my spoiler sig
 
DarkStar said:
Suicide-

Keep those coming. You're pretty good at describing action, those are fun to read.

why thank you :) i will do when i have some inspiration, and when im not about to go to bed (just wacthed the matrix till 1 in the morning :) )
 
Suicide42 said:
why thank you :) i will do when i have some inspiration, and when im not about to go to bed (just wacthed the matrix till 1 in the morning :) )

You've had ur sleep. more stories plz
 
Stole a taxi, painted it black, gave it soe N20 and Hydrolics, some nice wheels and stuff, then went bouncing around the hood.
 
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