the Daily Show's This Week in God

[CptStern]

This Week in God takes a look at Christian Video game Left Behind:

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/humor/the-daily-show-totally-gets-left-behind-191419.php

"I've always said the difference between murder and eternal salvation: Three points"


brings up a good point that seems to be overlooked in many religions ..murder is still murder ..even if it is god-approved /me shakes fist at god

 

[Gorgon]

are you kidding me ?

all three religions believe the start of armageddon (the final war between Jesus and the army of evil) is already started in Iraq, and its going to be all around the world within the next 7 years.

I read, that Prophet Jesus stated, he is going to appear after 2 billion people die because of the increasing wars in the world. (Musilin believe: 4 billion/2 third the human kind).

Is this really going to happen ? hmm 90% chance Yes, after King Abdulah die (SA current king).
After his death America wants to control the oil of SA (largest Oil fields in the world). RUSSIA and china wants a big share too, America say NO (because they control the prices) and boom you have a nuclear War between russia + china + India vs America + Europ.

Watching this video = bullshit.

read valid books.

 

[theotherguy]

are you kidding me ?

all three religions believe the start of armageddon (the final war between Jesus and the army of evil) is already started in Iraq, and its going to be all around the world within the next 7 years.

I read, that Prophet Jesus stated, he is going to appear after 2 billion people die because of the increasing wars in the world. (Musilin believe: 4 billion/2 third the human kind).

Is this really going to happen ? hmm 90% chance Yes, after King Abdulah die (SA current king).
After his death America wants to control the oil of SA (largest Oil fields in the world). RUSSIA and china wants a big share too, America say NO (because they control the prices) and boom you have a nuclear War between russia + china + India vs America + Europ.

Watching this video = bullshit.

read valid books.

youre joking right? right? :|

 

[CptStern]

are you kidding me ?

all three religions believe the start of armageddon (the final war between Jesus and the army of evil) is already started in Iraq, and its going to be all around the world within the next 7 years.

I read, that Prophet Jesus stated, he is going to appear after 2 billion people die because of the increasing wars in the world. (Musilin believe: 4 billion/2 third the human kind).

Is this really going to happen ? hmm 90% chance Yes, after King Abdulah die (SA current king).
After his death America wants to control the oil of SA (largest Oil fields in the world). RUSSIA and china wants a big share too, America say NO (because they control the prices) and boom you have a nuclear War between russia + china + India vs America + Europ.

Watching this video = bullshit.

read valid books.

what? are you saying the armaggeddon fairy tale in the bible is true? that we're headed for End of Days in a matter of years? ..when the anti-christ is born and god reappears to save only the faithful? ...I wouldnt walk around telling people that nonsense ..they might think you're batshit insane ...like these people:

 

[PvtRyan]

The end is near?

RAPE AND PILLAGE TIME!! YEEEHHAWWWWW!!!!

Don't worry, I'm already saved, by Raptorjesus.

 

[Gorgon]

what? are you saying the armaggeddon fairy tale in the bible is true? that we're headed for End of Days in a matter of years? ..when the anti-christ is born and god reappears to save only the faithful? ...I wouldnt walk around telling people that nonsense ..they might think you're batshit insane ...like these people:

there is a problem with 100s of millions of people think that armaggeddon is the end of the world, the answer is NO.

if Armaggedon is really the end of the world, why Jesus said in the book of rev, After armaggedon, peace will rule the earth 1000s of years.

the same Jews and Muslims believe that After armaggedon ( which is a war and not the end of the world). 1000s of years of peace between the remaining people. and human kind will have a different way of thinking (peace).

its not my word, its the Prophets.

 

[PvtRyan]

its not my word, its the Prophets.

And they happen to be full of shit.

 

[CptStern]

there is a problem with 100s of millions of people think that armaggeddon is the end of the world, the answer is NO.

if Armaggedon is really the end of the world, why Jesus said in the book of rev, After armaggedon, peace will rule the earth 1000s of years.

just for the chosen people ..everyone else is blasted into oblivion ..that's what the game is about ..try to pay attention

the same Jews and Muslims believe that After armaggedon ( which is a war and not the end of the world). 1000s of years of peace between the remaining people. and human kind will have a different way of thinking (peace).

its not my word, its the Prophets.

oh I see ..now that makes all the difference in the world :upstare:


oh btw the prophets also say I shouldnt eat lobster because it's teh EVIL

"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." - Leviticus 11


OHNOES SCARY CRUSTACEANS!!!

 

[Slacker]

there is a problem with 100s of millions of people think that armaggeddon is the end of the world, the answer is NO.

if Armaggedon is really the end of the world, why Jesus said in the book of rev, After armaggedon, peace will rule the earth 1000s of years.

the same Jews and Muslims believe that After armaggedon ( which is a war and not the end of the world). 1000s of years of peace between the remaining people. and human kind will have a different way of thinking (peace).

its not my word, its the Prophets.

Holy shit, did I drop some acid, or am I actually reading this?

 

[Krynn72]

Holy shit, did I drop some acid, or am I actually reading this?

Hard to tell, but I believe its a bit of both.

 

[$kelet0r]

What the hell???
has Gorgon gone insane - never suspected he was a fundy all along

 

[theotherguy]

its not my word, its the Prophets.

oh okay, now I understand, you've been listening to the crazies again


I have a book sitting right next to me that said the world would end in 1997. (my great grandmother gave it to me) it was really quite compelling, but obviously full of bullshit.

People have been saying "the end is near!" for a long, long, long time. They have never been right, and I dont think they ever will be right unless its out of luck.(as in, a crazy guy says "the world will end tommorow!" and out of chance an asteroid hits us)

 

[theotherguy]

OHNOES SCARY CRUSTACEANS!!!

sorry about the double post, but thats why jews and muslims don't eat crustaeceans. its part of the kosher rules.

 

[Slacker]

What the hell???
has Gorgon gone insane - never suspected he was a fundy all along

Seriously, I went to middle-school with a bunch of upper-class conservative christisans, but even THEY wern't this bad.

 

[CptStern]

sorry about the double post, but thats why jews and muslims don't eat crustaeceans. its part of the kosher rules.

yes but they just got rid of "teh evil" part because it was so, well you know, ****ing-foam-at-the-mouth-crazy-bat-shit-insane ..ya that's the word I'm looking for

 

[Is This Tea]

I’m an extremely skeptical person. I don’t believe in:
Prophecy
Ghosts
Luck
Superstitions
Afterlife
Astrology
Bigfoot
Aliens (The kind who have visited us already that is)
Bible Code
Mind Control Towers
Illuminati Plots (although both Bush and Kerry really were members of skull & bones :upstare: )
Holistic Medicine (placebo works great though!)
Reincarnation
Papal infallibility
U.F.O.s
Astral projections
Mental telepathy
E.S.P.
Clairvoyance
Spirit photography
Telekinetic movement
Full-trance mediums
The Loch Ness monster
And the theory of Atlantis


“If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.”

And I’m sure there is much more I don’t believe in.

 

[tehsolace]

dont forget midgets

 

[DeusExMachina]

And a thing called love.

 

[Is This Tea]

And a thing called love.

Just because I’m skeptical doesn’t mean I’m also jaded.
<3

 

[tehsolace]

oh okay, now I understand, you've been listening to the crazies again


I have a book sitting right next to me that said the world would end in 1997. (my great grandmother gave it to me) it was really quite compelling, but obviously full of bullshit.

People have been saying "the end is near!" for a long, long, long time. They have never been right, and I dont think they ever will be right unless its out of luck.(as in, a crazy guy says "the world will end tommorow!" and out of chance an asteroid hits us)

the world will end this thursday!!

 

[Captain M4d]

I wonder if Left Behind has the God Warrior as a special unit.

 

[Krynn72]

the world will end this thursday!!

Oh man... what time?? I had plans for thursday!

 

[tehsolace]

Oh man... what time?? I had plans for thursday!

well if its a date you had planned then you can still have it...


... while the pits of fire from hell burn your souls for eternity :O


by the way it will be about noonish. eastern standard time.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Just because I’m skeptical doesn’t mean I’m also jaded.
<3

lol, I was referencing a bad rock song.

 

[Adidajs]

oh btw the prophets also say I shouldnt eat lobster because it's teh EVIL

"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." - Leviticus 11


OHNOES SCARY CRUSTACEANS!!!

the hebrews were forbidden to eat pork products b/c of the diseases that were prevalent. That applies to shellfish too. They were initially made b/c of health reasons Stern. good for you. you can find some random quote in the Bible and make those people out to be completely stupid without regard for the historical or contextual information surrounding it.

 

[pvtbones]

The world will end on a non-specific day on a non-specific month on a non-specific year!!!

REPENT YE SINS!

 

[CptStern]

the hebrews were forbidden to eat pork products b/c of the diseases that were prevalent. That applies to shellfish too. They were initially made b/c of health reasons Stern. good for you. you can find some random quote in the Bible and make those people out to be completely stupid without regard for the historical or contextual information surrounding it.

it says what it says ..that's just a drop in the bucket ..there's much more rediculous stuff in there ..but way to ruin the spirit of this thread

 

[Que-Ever]

lol, I was referencing a bad rock song.

That song kicked ass.

 

[Adidajs]

no, you derailed your own thread.

 

[CptStern]

no that was gorgon

 

[Is This Tea]

"There's no heaven's chimney, and there's no razzleberry waterfall."

 

[Gorgon]

no that was gorgon

it wasn'y me, its your bullshit vid, just like this one, the point is, I don't get it why people bother to believe in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxK-bdLy-b4

 

[CptStern]

it was a joke thread, you took it seriously ..you still do


if you want to believe judgement day go right ahead ..just dont expect people to take you seriously when discussing it

 

[Gunner]

Why can't the prophets be super best friends instead of playa' hatin'?

 

[Gorgon]

it was a joke thread, you took it seriously ..you still do


if you want to believe judgement day go right ahead ..just dont expect people to take you seriously when discussing it

What the.. did you read my above statement, I don't believe in this crap, I m just responding to this Joke thread with a joke. clear.. right ? :thumbs:

 

[CptStern]

What the.. did you read my above statement, I don't believe in this crap, I m just responding to this Joke thread with a joke. clear.. right ? :thumbs:

could have fooled me, and everyone else in this thread

are you kidding me ?

all three religions believe the start of armageddon (the final war between Jesus and the army of evil) is already started in Iraq, and its going to be all around the world within the next 7 years.

I read, that Prophet Jesus stated, he is going to appear after 2 billion people die because of the increasing wars in the world. (Musilin believe: 4 billion/2 third the human kind).

Is this really going to happen ? hmm 90% chance Yes, after King Abdulah die (SA current king).
After his death America wants to control the oil of SA (largest Oil fields in the world). RUSSIA and china wants a big share too, America say NO (because they control the prices) and boom you have a nuclear War between russia + china + India vs America + Europ.

Watching this video = bullshit.

read valid books.

 

[Gorgon]

could have fooled me, and everyone else in this thread

don't be angry, I ain't here to fook your thread up, just trying to have a nice chatt.

 

[CptStern]

man you're not making sense ..and who's angry? this thread is hilarious

 

[tehsolace]

look all of you just pack your bags because youre all goin to hell whether armageddon happens or not.

 

[Parlez]

Oh you have got to be kidding me. A god related game?! Who was smoking pot while coming up with the idea of the pointing system (If you kill a player you get -1 point, but if you save a soul you get 2 points!) Not where they only smoking pot during the creation of the pointing system but the whole game! I am kinda interested to see how the sales of this game turn out though.