The Disturbing Voyages of Gedran

[CptStern]

The tale of a ...errr encounter in WoW



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"Out of sheer boredom and the need to do a little PvP research, I recently found myself exploring the Deeprun Tram on a local roleplaying server. With exploration under way, I trekked deep within the confines of the tram and found something rather unusual. What was this standing before me? Two naked night elves of course."

"At first the sight struck me with some skepticism. Being from a PvP realm, we don't generally see naked characters bent in front of each other in the middle of nowhere. None the less, the situation quickly revealed itself"




"Artemisa groans softly, biting your neck softly, her breath hard against your neck. "Oh""



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this encounter gives a whole new meaning to "get a ****ing room"

 

[Cormeh]

this encounter gives a whole new meaning to "get a ****ing room"

Get a ****ing life more likely.

Great find man! :thumbs:

 

[CptStern]

I'm no prude but I found that to be extremely disturbing


2 grown men (one pretending to be a woman) carrying on like that in a video game ...where's Jack Thompson when you need him!!?!

 

[ComradeBadger]

Bwehehehehe.

People are funny

 

[Cormeh]

2 grown men (one pretending to be a woman) carrying on like that in a video game ...where's Jack Thompson when you need him!!?!

Video games cause homosexual issues and transgender issues.

Didn't you know this?! :cheese:

 

[CptStern]

hmmmm maybe in teenagers but this cat (me) is pure hetero ...110% (90% on weekends)

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Haha, that guy Gedran is a legend.

 

[Cormeh]

hmmmm maybe in teenagers but this cat (me) is pure hetero ...110% (90% on weekends)

Ha! 6 pints and a hole's a hole! :naughty:

 

[CptStern]

I LoL'ed at this:


"Oh crap. Somehow they caught me. I was roleplaying hidden in the shadows... how the hell did they find me? So I did what any self respecting pervert would do. HIDE!

Gedran trys to disguise himself as a tree and makes crow noises"

 

[CptStern]

Ha! 6 pints and a hole's a hole! :naughty:

I prefer being the catcher rather than the pitcher






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[CptStern]

OMG!!

Artemis replies (one of the people caught in the lovers tryst)


"Never in my life did I ever think someone would walk down the tram that day. Guess my instincts are really screwed up. Anyway, we didn't actually see him until he was about 4 feet away, and I had moved my camera... I'll tell you now, I think the embarassment was more that he was just standing there... I've met people who walk into an inn, and see a couple on the bed, and politely walk out, maybe with an "Oh, I'm sorry!"... and then you have some people who go "DEAR GOD THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SERVER"...

Guess what. Role play. Meaning... I'm acting out a life, even though it's on the net. That includes everything. If you can't stand the fact that hey, there's a couple over there in the corner with their hands all over eachother... then you might want to go ahead and lock yourself in your own little room, because that's what you deal with IRL.

Yes, we were in the tram because we thought it was secluded. Not many people walk along there, as I've said before. We were trying to be respectful, because we know that kids do play on the server. But hey, ever figure that we might be kids too? Or hey, we might even be together offline? We can do what we want, when we want. We pay for our accounts, and that's the end of it.

Call us sick, call us wrong, or whatever. But it's a game. We have lives, but what we choose to do on our own time is our business, and none of yours.

Tactics,

.... make your presence known next time... but um... nice little additions on there! Made it a little less embarrassing, and a tad more funny.

Flame if you want, but you won't stop us from ROLE-PLAYING.

Have a nice day!

((And thanks to the one who gave me this link. You know who you are))

~Artemisa




guys keep reading that thread it gets weirder and more disturbing ...some of the comments I couldnt post here

 

[CptStern]

more comments:


"Tactic: Your RP-attempts were not half bad, using euphemistic sexual metaphor in emotes is not something you see every day...then again, neither is finger-****ing"

"The psychosexual implications of playing nympho/satyromanical elves I happily leave to the sexologists and psychologists battling to understand the complexity of post-modern existence. Then again we have no way of knowing if this was the culmination of a centuries-long romance or a quick tryst before a battle. " [boy I thought I was anal]



"Philosophy: If two nekkid elves go for it in the tram and no ****ed-up dwarf is there to masturbate in the shadows, has the event ever taken place? "


"People are alway's arguing about what is and isn't roleplaying.
I am posting this thread on my blog if no one object's.
I think all three character's stayed very much in-character, at least until stupid Inotep said "this is a roleplaying server".
The elve's were well within thier right's to be upset(in rp), and the dwarf stayed very much in character.

Dwarve's in western/Tolkien fantasy goes are often reserved and taciturn, but not neccecarily subtle. A more conservative dwarf might've said something along the lines of "blegh, filthy elve's and thier mating habit's", and loudly condemn the elve's."


"If Tactic had been patient and seen how it developed instead of going straight to the dwarven hand cannon things would have gotten really interesting and could have turn out to be funnier. But this is still the funniest thing i have ever heard about in a video game."


"Our server has a maximum bandwidth allotment of 50 gigs transfer per month. In the last 72 hours we have turned a 48 gig transfer. If possible, I ask that folks that are keeping up on this story to create a mirror that hosts the images as well as the post as it is written. Given the current trend, our bandwidth is going to exceed in a few hours and will not be back up till September 1st"




holy shit by page 7 they say there's been 70,000 views



someone even made a cartoon about the encounter

 

[Ennui]

Hahahahaha. Is all.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Seen this before. The thread and the sex, I mean.

 

[CptStern]

hmmm it happened on friday ....and you didnt tell us before? /me slaps Sulky

 

[Murray_H]

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[CptStern]

ah man they've been capped again ..that's 2 server changes in as many days

edit: hold on it works fine, try it again


btw you were talking about the link on th efirst page right ...if no then ....nevermind


btw that thread has 192522 views so far :O

 

[Que-Ever]

bwahaha great!
//pokes cap'n fer many-posting; you should know better!

 

[LittleB]

YAR YAR HUMP HUMP!!! hahahahaha