The dumbest thing you've ever thought

[Pesmerga]

Girls don't poop.

 

[ajezard]

ooo, i remember, i once thought that men grew boobs too, eventually, hence the reason they have nipples

 

[Kamikazie]

Spoiler

They do.

Spoiler

 

[Pesmerga]

Those are some serious torpedo tits.

 

[Kamikazie]

See? They're not myth!

I need to send this one to MythBusters.

 

[Sheepo]

As a very young man I was under the impression that babies came out of asses.

lol, I thought women peed out of there asses.

 

[Rizzo]

After my first wank I remember thinking 'Oh boy I hope sex is as good as this'.

It never is.

 

[Eejit]

It usually is.

 

[Rizzo]

Nuh uh.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I onced asked in the middle of class "I wonder if you could dehinge your jaw like a snake."

 

[Eejit]

Nuh uh.

ur doin it wrong. lol.

 

[danitiwa]

I tried to press [esc] during a nightmare once. X_X

 

[Blackthorn]

I thought breasts were where babies grew when I was little. I thought that's why some were bigger than others.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

When i was going to bed i remember how my dad always played Doom. And i would always go and peek it and have nightmares. Oh childhood.

 

[danitiwa]

I thought my toys would get offended if I didn't play with them ever since I watched Toy Story 2.

 

[losttheskyagain]

I thought my toys would get offended if I didn't play with them ever since I watched Toy Story 2.

I stopped playing with toys completely after that film. I was too spooked.

 

[The Monkey]

During a very boring class at uni when I was very tired I tried to turn the professor off with an invisible remote.

 

[Iron Kat]

On Bonfire Night when I was two I saw the candle we'd be using to light the sparklers and said "Happy birthday cake!". We have evidence of that on video as well!

 

[Bad^Hat]

It's not a dumb 'thought', but I did once say 'thanks' to a coffee machine. I was tired.

This one time I saw a bug on the wall and said "kitty!" I was also very tired.

I thought breasts were where babies grew when I was little. I thought that's why some were bigger than others.

Haha, an interesting theory.

I used to think Pluto was a planet. Ah, sweet naivety.

 

[nofreeman]

that i was a good boy

 

[Kula Meenur]

During a very boring class at uni when I was very tired I tried to turn the professor off with an invisible remote.

Done that. Ooooh boy, done that.

 

[Dog--]

Well, this one time I thought.



It was wierd.

 

[ríomhaire]

I used to think that fog was when clouds came down to collect water off the ground for more rain.

 

[Rizzo]

I always waited till after i had wached my hands to flush the toilet, and then ran out of there.

I thought that flushing the toilet whould wake up the troll living somwhere near.

Stupid yeah... Really.

Be careful guys... Troll is near.

 

[Xendance]

I once thought that when watching TV and I turn it off, all the actors and film crew stop doing it as there was no point because I turned the TV off - I assumed they were only recording for me.

 

[Rizzo]

Tiny people in the TV anyone?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Man you people were dumb when you were little.

 

[losttheskyagain]

I used to think that fog was when clouds came down to collect water off the ground for more rain.

That is so cool. I wish it was true.

 

[Mech Man]

I always waited till after i had wached my hands to flush the toilet, and then ran out of there.

I thought that flushing the toilet whould wake up the troll living somwhere near.

Stupid yeah... Really.

Be careful guys... Troll is near.

This but ghosts (goasts) instead of trolls.

 

[CyberPitz]

I always got scared when I start to finish when wanking as a kid...I thought I was going to die because of that feeling that was creeping up.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Tiny people in the TV anyone?

In the TV? No.

In the car radio? Hell yes.

 

[NeptuneUK]

That clouds came from power stations

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I used to think clouds moved because the Earth was spinning.

 

[danitiwa]

I thought I'd be a perfect, cheerleading teenager like Kim Possible when I was about 8.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I stopped playing with toys completely after that film. I was too spooked.

Aw lol. XD

 

[Vegeta897]

I stopped playing with toys completely after that film. I was too spooked.

Taking this post out of context is delicious to my brain.

 

[Rizzo]

I used to think clouds moved because the Earth was spinning.

Man you people were dumb when you were little.

Really?

 

[Vegeta897]

I once saw these construction guys tearing apart a sidewalk, and I saw those metal bar things that they put in cement. I thought those bars were what made gravity work. Like, you had to install gravity in the earth with those bars.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Really?

Oh come on, clouds are stupid anyway.

 

[lefty]

I thought toaster was a teenage boy.

 

[Seppo]

He isn't?