The dumbest thing you've ever thought

[lefty]

No dude he's like forty.

 

[danitiwa]

You're half correct, he is mentally.

Man you people were dumb when you were little.

Naw, just little and uneducated.

 

[lefty]

half correct of forty would be like twenty.

 

[danitiwa]

Wow, I'm surprised! You can count.

 

[nipples]

I used to think that Fall Out Boy was a good band.

 

[lefty]

Nope, fooled you huh

edit; that was in reply to the new person but it works equally well with either of the posts above mine.

 

[Ben]

I laughed my head off and woke up everyone because of all these silly things peoples been doing!

Wanna here my stupidist dumbist thing ever, I thought that people brought us in storks and then later years thought that a computer is where you make babies, honestly!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

In the future, that is how it will be.

 

[Vegeta897]

I laughed my head off and woke up everyone because of all these silly things peoples been doing!

Wanna here my stupidist dumbist thing ever, I thought that people brought us in storks and then later years thought that a computer is where you make babies, honestly!

This post is the dumbest thing that has ever entered my mind.

 

[Seppo]

I actually chuckled a bit when I read it.

 

[delusional]

I don't know about me, but my sister once saw a truck with a for sale sign and a dog in the back and said, "Oh look, that cute dog is for sale!"

 

[Vegeta897]

Your sister also once thought that I was just playing Doctor.

 

[Raziaar]

It's like you're reading my head!

 

[nipples]

That if you turned the lights off in your bathroom, spun around three times and said some phrase, the devil would appear.

 

[Emporius]

That women can be trusted.

:|

 

[nipples]

I read that fast and thought it said can't.

I was about to call you an idiot.

 

[Sledgehammer]

God existed.

 

[Dynasty]

My best friend's girlfriend was staring at a fireplace, with the fire going, and just randomly said

'You know the smoking ban? '
'Yeah'
'Do they have to ban fires because they smoke too?'

Havent squirted my drink out that hard before.

 

[Emporius]

All I got from that was 'My best friend's girlfriend squirted'

 

[Unfocused]

All I got from that was 'My best friend's girlfriend squirted'

Hard.

 

[lefty]

she poured like a pitcher.

 

[hot564231]

I say mine is when i filled out a form about myself and when it came to the Sex part, i wrote on it "No thanks" and handed it to the teacher, I think her day with the giggles of her.

 

[Cornerstone]

I think her day with the giggles of her.

What?????

 

[Vegeta897]

He's trying to say he banged the teacher, I think.

 

[CyberPitz]

That clouds came from power stations

I thought the jets that fly through the sky with the trail behind them made clouds.....

 

[L3N!N]

My first wank was at the age of 9. I thought it was raw cancer coming out. I didn't find out for like 3-4 years later that it was not cancer (when I actually paid attention to health class). Yeah and I kept thinking 'damn I've got a lot of cancer.'

Why did you stop?


What, you don't want to expel the cancer from your body?

 

[Vegeta897]

He didn't say he stopped.

 

[nipples]

He's trying to say he banged the teacher, I think.

What self respecting male who attended high school hasn't banged a teacher?

 

[Bad^Hat]

I remember hearing the expression that Muhammad Ali/Mike Tyson/some boxer was so fast that he could switch out the light and be in bed before the room got dark.

That night, I tried it. Time, after time, after time.

 

[Stigmata]

All I got from that was 'My best friend's girlfriend squirted'

Hawt.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

All I got from that was 'My best friend's girlfriend squirted'

Ohhh I lol'ed.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hawt.

That's my line.

I miss Ritz.

 

[Stigmata]

Who?

Sorry, some posts in this thread distract me. The kind of posts that would not only distract me, but draw me to quote them in previous posts.

 

[Pesmerga]

Who?

Burn.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

When I was a kid I thought christian aid was a drink.

 

[Sneaki]

I used to think that if I stared at fat people for too long they'd explode.

 

[Vegeta897]

I used to think that if I stared at fat people for too long they'd explode.

By far the best post in the thread.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hahaha.

Reminds me, when I was looking around my soon-to-be high school on an open day, we went into a science classroom or something for a while. There was this huge balloon in there, and I was terrified the entire time that it was going to burst and deafen everyone in the room. I just stared at it until we were lead into the next room, thinking to myself, "the FOOLS, does no one else understand the PERIL we're in?!"

 

[NeptuneUK]

Once I thought it would be a good idea to make an account on this site called halflife2.net because I thought it would be full of cool people.

 

[Ravioli]

I cant remember any, but i had a friend when i was around 6 years old who thought women gave birth by shitting out the baby through their ass...kid wouldnt ****ing listen to me :angry: He was so convinced it was like he'd actually done it himself.