The General Stupidity Thread...

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Have dumb things happened to you?

Have you ever met a person of monumental stupidity?

Have you ever encountered a really silly state of affairs?

Post it here then :E.

Here's one to get the ball rolling:

A few days after I had purchased my graphics tablet and got it working, I went to use it, only to discover that the stylus was missing. After about an hour of searching, I discovered that it was sitting on my mum's work table, pushed to one side, out of the way...

Apparently, she'd sat there for about fifteen minutes trying to get this "pen" to write. After deciding that the "pen" was empty, she'd pushed it to one side and had forgotten about it. She was really amazed when I showed her the little battery inside...
 
This girl i went to school with, in art class one day we were all sitting around our table talking about old school cartoons, and i mentioned darkwing DUCK and she goes "darkwing duck? Isn't that, that bear?" i mean come on, darkwing DUCK
 
He, ha...that's funny. Good thing you found your stylus!!!

Ummmmmmmm........I'll think of something in a few minutes. I've got a lot of decent ones, but...well....I'll post something soon.
 
Hmm. General stupidity thread. Does this mean I can be an aeroplane again?

I've got loads. Once I was walking in a rundown district of Brighton and a tramp said "I like to party...." just enxt to me. Scary.
Another time a tramp tried to sell me something....
Tramp: Hey, kid. Want soem crack?
Me: Er...
Tramp: To you, my son, a tenner.
Me: That's not crack. Even if it was I wouldn't buy it.
Tramp: Sure it is! Look...
Me: That's sherbert.
Tramp: What are you talking about? Look! Genu-ine coccaine!
Me: It's pink.
Tramp: Er...just a little flavouring....
Me: And it's got a swizzle stick in it.
Tramp: Er...
 
I was standing in line to see Slayer at the Warfield in San Francisco 3 weeks ago, and this black hobo lady walks up to the guy in front of me and starts giving him this speech about being poor or some crap like that. Then all of a sudden she says, "By the way, I am a man." and pulls down the shirt to expose lack of breasts, then tries to kiss him... and he's pulling back going AHHhhHHH! A security guard finally kicked her in the ass and sent her packing... errr him... anyways, then 2 weeks later I went back to the warfield to see Cradle of Filth, and he was there AGAIN! He was doing the exact same thing to another guy in front of me lol, and walked past me... there was also this hobo that was playing the fast hand on people... he'd say, which one's the red card? bet you can't guess it! and he was so pathetic... the game was too easy, then someone lost 20 bucks and the hobo left lol. Then yet another hobo, same line, was running around totally drunk with a huge empty bottle in his hand, "shooting" people with it. He walked out in the street and this car screeches and stops in front of him, and he just points the bottle at the car and goes "BOBAMMM!"...the whole line was cheering him on lol. Stupid bums.
 
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Have dumb things happened to you?

Have you ever met a person of monumental stupidity?

Have you ever encountered a really silly state of affairs?

Post it here then :E.

Here's one to get the ball rolling:

A few days after I had purchased my graphics tablet and got it working, I went to use it, only to discover that the stylus was missing. After about an hour of searching, I discovered that it was sitting on my mum's work table, pushed to one side, out of the way...

Apparently, she'd sat there for about fifteen minutes trying to get this "pen" to write. After deciding that the "pen" was empty, she'd pushed it to one side and had forgotten about it. She was really amazed when I showed her the little battery inside...
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lol thats a good one, sort of thing my mom would probably do too! :)
 
this one time, at band camp... Errr never mind!

what i was up to tell was that this one time when i was drinking some milk, my mother comes in to the room and i just go like "Heeyyy,,, WTF is going down here maaaan?.." And she just goes crazy and yelles "Eyyy...STFU FFS before ill Kick Your Newbish Little Ass Fuxor!"...
Then i pulled out my soft airgun and pulled a shot right between her eyes... That's just freaky man...
 
mmm...kay.. Well one stupid thing that happened to me was I searched around my house for my headband for like 2 hours on and off, and to find that it was on my head. Damn..
 
If you want to see stupidity look at how much some people will bid on items on ebay compared to the price in the shops, whats the point of paying £50 more for something on ebay to getting in the shop. It's supposed to be cheaper.

infact if you want to see stupidity just look at some of the stuff being sold on ebay. ;)
 
Heres The Life Story Of Donny Thomas! -A MUST READ-

Ok, I have this cousin who was adopted. He is slow! Anyways he is 26 years old and litteraly does the dumbest things.

1.) Refuses To Work In A Job.
2.) Used a Meat Clever and hit himself, and tried to get people to think he was attacked so that he did not have to go to work.
3.) He will NOT play a game unless it has Cheat Codes. He cheats on every game that he can.
4.) Wears the same clothes every day, and never takes a shower, and stinks real bad.
5.) He was living with his Mom who let him live their for free, and he got generic and moved out to some Ghetto hotel place, and rung up about a thousand dollars in bills (Bought dumb stuff) and didn't have no money to pay for them. He used a credit card. Later he moved back home.
6.) AGAIN, he got generic and left, but this time he rang up over 10,000 dollars in loans he took out. He bought stupid stuff like he payed about $200 dollars on this old crappy Black And White Drama TV Show that aired over 40 years ago. He bought an Xbox and bought really generic games that no one likes.
7.) He stole his moms credit card. He stole some CD's at my place when he came and visited us.
8.) His mom placed him in sorta a mental place were they teach you how to live on your own. He actually barrowed over $500 dollars from the church saying that he had to pay some bills, and he went out and got the most expensive Satelite TV, with over 300+ Channels.
9.) Use to have a car but his parents sold it so that they can pay some of his bills, anyways he drove like crap. He got mad at everyone and stuck his middle finger up at them. One time someone was coming down the street and it was at night and he got mad because they had their head lights on, like DUH!
10.) LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING, told his parents that he won a free TV and DVD player, later they found out that he rented them.
11.) Donny thinks he can beat up anyone. He weighs over 300 pounds, and couldn't beat up an old lady. He is a bum. He thinks he's all tough. There was this big dude (Looked Like A Wrestler) in a truck, and Donny was next to him, and he's like I could beat him up.
12.) He falls asleep anywhere and everywhere. Whether it's watching a movie, playing a game, sitting in a car, on the job, ANYWHERE. He has problems were he keeps falling asleep.

Those are just some of the dumb things Donny does. Thats not even scratching the surface. He is the dumbest person I have ever seen. If you like the above read, buy the entire volume set "Donny Does The Dumbest Things Volume 1-1000000000 :cheers:
 
Wow. He kept getting generic. Tell me how to get generic, please.

Actually, I'd like to know how anyone can get generic. Or even what you mean by "getting generic".

Never heard of it :rolling:.
 
Originally posted by Kschreck
Getting generic = Doing stupid things
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Well well. I thought it meant that his patent had run out and people were making cheap copies of him :p.

Seriously, though, is this some kind of subculture talk? Honestly, I've never heard it used anywhere before. Please, enlighten me :E.
 
Wow your making a big deal out of this. Just forget about it ok. I was just telling you of a dumb person that I came into contact with. THATS ALL!
 
Once I cut myself on a whole pickle.
I'll let that set in for now.
 
You what yourself on a what?

How does that work? Woah.

That's... like... weird...
 
Originally posted by Kschreck
Heres The Life Story Of Donny Thomas! -A MUST READ-

Ok, I have this cousin who was adopted. He is slow! Anyways he is 26 years old and litteraly does the dumbest things.

1.) Refuses To Work In A Job.
2.) Used a Meat Clever and hit himself, and tried to get people to think he was attacked so that he did not have to go to work.
3.) He will NOT play a game unless it has Cheat Codes. He cheats on every game that he can.
4.) Wears the same clothes every day, and never takes a shower, and stinks real bad.
5.) He was living with his Mom who let him live their for free, and he got generic and moved out to some Ghetto hotel place, and rung up about a thousand dollars in bills (Bought dumb stuff) and didn't have no money to pay for them. He used a credit card. Later he moved back home.
6.) AGAIN, he got generic and left, but this time he rang up over 10,000 dollars in loans he took out. He bought stupid stuff like he payed about $200 dollars on this old crappy Black And White Drama TV Show that aired over 40 years ago. He bought an Xbox and bought really generic games that no one likes.
7.) He stole his moms credit card. He stole some CD's at my place when he came and visited us.
8.) His mom placed him in sorta a mental place were they teach you how to live on your own. He actually barrowed over $500 dollars from the church saying that he had to pay some bills, and he went out and got the most expensive Satelite TV, with over 300+ Channels.
9.) Use to have a car but his parents sold it so that they can pay some of his bills, anyways he drove like crap. He got mad at everyone and stuck his middle finger up at them. One time someone was coming down the street and it was at night and he got mad because they had their head lights on, like DUH!
10.) LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING, told his parents that he won a free TV and DVD player, later they found out that he rented them.
11.) Donny thinks he can beat up anyone. He weighs over 300 pounds, and couldn't beat up an old lady. He is a bum. He thinks he's all tough. There was this big dude (Looked Like A Wrestler) in a truck, and Donny was next to him, and he's like I could beat him up.
12.) He falls asleep anywhere and everywhere. Whether it's watching a movie, playing a game, sitting in a car, on the job, ANYWHERE. He has problems were he keeps falling asleep.

Those are just some of the dumb things Donny does. Thats not even scratching the surface. He is the dumbest person I have ever seen. If you like the above read, buy the entire volume set "Donny Does The Dumbest Things Volume 1-1000000000 :cheers:
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I don't find that funny in the least. This person is seiously ill and needs to get help. He obviously has some severe mental problems, which should be treated not made fun of.
 
he was adopted ........ why would his 'parents' adopt him if they saw he was a fat bum ??? +wtf did you do when you found out he stole your cd's !!!! ide have started a shit storm at him
 
You would have started a shit storm at him? How exactly would one go about doing somethin' like that?

SPEAKING of stupidity... err-hem ^^^. Lol, jk bro. :p
 
Oh, BTW, I was adopted :p. I'm quite happy with my life actually. It's a common stereotype that adopted kids become problem children / failures, etc. Odd.
 
Kschreck

Laughing from him would be like laughing from some handless handocape who can't write with his right hand because he doesn't have it.

He requires medical attention.

NSPIRE

Strange, but I always thought adopted kids are very obediant and grow up to be rather educated people.
 
Like the late Dave Thomas of Wendy's restaurant fame!
They've got good burgers.

Anyway, here's mine. The names of the innocent have been changed for their protection. The names of the guilty are true.

Stupid kid: What does a welding machine do?
Teacher: It welds.
Stupid kid: Ohhhhhhhh.
 
Originally posted by Neutrino
I don't find that funny in the least. This person is seiously ill and needs to get help. He obviously has some severe mental problems, which should be treated not made fun of.
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There's always one.
 
I have a neighbor that shot himself in the leg while cleaning his gun.

why is this stupid?

well...he had apparently done SOMETHING when he was alot younger, like 20 years ago, and as he served jail time one of the items of his parole was that he could never have a gun again...

he's still in jail, serving a three year sentance for shooting himself in the leg.
 
Originally posted by A2597
I have a neighbor that shot himself in the leg while cleaning his gun.

why is this stupid?

well...he had apparently done SOMETHING when he was alot younger, like 20 years ago, and as he served jail time one of the items of his parole was that he could never have a gun again...

he's still in jail, serving a three year sentance for shooting himself in the leg.
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lol thats a good one.
 
I just remebered one..

I used to post on this hardware forum where whenever somone posted a question about how to get something fixed this guy would reply with "buy a GeforceFX" regardless of what the problem was, well you can imagin how disapointed somone was when they actually bought one to make windows boot up faster.

Just incase your wondering it happened more than once.
 
A girl that my friend knows was in his room...and he has a paper shredder that you can put right on top of the trash can so the shredded paper goes right into the trash...makes sense.

She walks in...sees the shredder and asks

Dumb Bitch: "What's that?"
My Friend: "Our paper shredder"
Dumb Bitch: "Well why are you throwing it away?"
My Friend and everyone else: ......
 
Originally posted by AmishSlayer
A girl that my friend knows was in his room...and he has a paper shredder that you can put right on top of the trash can so the shredded paper goes right into the trash...makes sense.

She walks in...sees the shredder and asks

Dumb Bitch: "What's that?"
My Friend: "Our paper shredder"
Dumb Bitch: "Well why are you throwing it away?"
My Friend and everyone else: ......
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haha that's awesome
 
Originally posted by mrchimp
I just remebered one..

I used to post on this hardware forum where whenever somone posted a question about how to get something fixed this guy would reply with "buy a GeforceFX" regardless of what the problem was, well you can imagin how disapointed somone was when they actually bought one to make windows boot up faster.

Just incase your wondering it happened more than once.
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hahaha, thats just mean.

sucks to be them :)
 
Originally posted by mrchimp
There's always one.
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And what does that mean? Please clarify.

Oh, and I agree with you Loshadka. Mental illness is not something to laugh at.
 
Neutrino, he means that there is always some kind of a mental illness/deviation. At least it's how I understood it.


Shit, can't remember any stupid situation. Strange...
 
i once heard this phrase going generic, and it didnt make any sense and sounded dumb.....

another time my and my friend were walking down the hall at school and one chick says to the other: " . . . he only likes me because he's this[puts her hand about 4 feet 10 inches above ground] tall."

think about that . . . it will give you a brain anuerysm. you will be driving to work one day, and you will think you're driving to work, but really you're thinking " its only cause hes this tall, its only cause hes this tall".

kinda like the one: "i never would have gotten through a year of college if it werent for my horse"

if it werent for my horse.....
 
Shit, Naft. I chocked on a clamantine while reading your post. LOL!
 
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