the gloglebags

[CyberSh33p]

gloglebag is better, and the original.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Hrm, which side to pick? So many choices.... persuade me!

the mahgnaffarmy is totally bankrupt. but if you join it, then steal what you can, then flee in betrayal, you can have sanctuary on my island. we have a cool missle-shaped mountain ornament and lots of sweet-meats! plus, there's lot of rebellions, so you get to kill a lot. it's a fun time. i'll even make you my undersecretary vice-chancellor of nighttime affairs.

p.s. join soon and you'll be able to catch the acting workshop that christian slater is giving next week!
__________________

His Eminence Timmy
Czar, People's Republic of Iceland
Mahgnaffarmy, Chief Guy, 1st order, ret.​

 

[Edcrab]

You should consider joining the Thk'thk'guis'curt'hio'shiopli'asd'if'vug'govalv'ld Opposition. They have a brilliant following of thirty thousand imaginery soldiers, and you're entitled to fifteen hundred imaginery dollars of monthly loyalty fees. You also get an unpronouncable alias, and you should know that they're far less obsessed with genitals than those weird Gloglebag types!

ALL HAIL THE KNEECAP!

 

[qckbeam]

There is only one army on these forums. Gloglebag has you.

 

[Yuri]

I'm beginning to ponder if my place in this unholiest of wars has been compromised. On the surface I am a devout gloglebag, a self-professed penis connoisseur, and mild mannered 'hat person' extraordinaire. But let's review the facts.

The gloglebagians laid waste my utopia (http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=42831), offering me no compensation in exchange for their uncivilised behaviour and wholy ungentlemanly-like-ness. Writing the now barren waste I once called my home off as a total loss, I joined the ranks of my assailants as though to appease their unrelentless fury. As they say, if you can't beat them, join them. But it was not to be. Days passed and cities crumbled beneath the soggy fist of Gloglebag. It's name was seldom spoken, and those who gave mention of it were quickly silenced, for if it's name was so much as uttered, it's horrible armies were summoned forth, and thus the locale would be ripped clean of it's very foundations through acts of pure irrelevence. As Penis Engineer I played a great part in supplying the Gloggish barbarians their phallic munitions, and as time passed my conscience began to get the better of me. But no more. You can build your own damn penises, cause I'm out!

I LOVED YOU, QCK!! ;( ;(

But you said:

GLOGLEBAGGING 4 LYFE :dork:

I can't beleive you've switched on us.

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ATTENTION ALL GLOGLEBAGGERS AND OTHER AFFILIATES

If you break into so many small factions, there will be no power, no nothing. Everything will crumble, like one of those messy cakes!

We need to join back up, back together. As the gloglebag's official Recruitment Officer, I will personally hold negotiations, and hear all of you as equals. You can discuss your differences and demands with me, and the gloglebag army will do its best to conform with your needs.

IM me via AIM at Erestheux, or MSN: [email protected] We can set up a formal meeting in a chatroom and discuss our plans for the future.

One army, one future. Gloglebag.

-Yuri, Recruitment Officer for the Gloglebag Army​

 

[nw909]

I am looking for a person with good graphic designing skills who would be able to make a Gloglebag logo for us. You should also be able to use photoshop.

Drop me a PM if interested.

 

[Bad^Hat]

To clarify: I have nothing against gloglebag, except that it's getting a little out of hand. Also, I refused to put some other crap in my sig cause it seemed a little elitist, so it seemed kind of hypocritical of me to succumb to Gloglety

 

[moppe]

e-memo: lol thanks
to: whoever is in charge of the gloglebaggers
from: Boss Timmy

lol, thanks for the novelty missle guys, it looks awesome, very real. i've recently used my natural voice and dashing abruptness to take over this little island, they call me "Boss Timmy" now. ha, what noble savages. anyway, don't worry, i'm not raising an army in absentia to crush your mangroves and slaughter your hamsters, or anything of the sort.

p.s. this missle looks good up on the mountain, kinda like a hood ornament for my island thx! ^_^
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Boss Timmy
Big Kahuna, private tropical island "Iceland"
Mahgnaffarmy, Chief Guy, 1st order, ret.​

Mahgaha, I'm commander.
Come, to the igloos.

 

[affen]

From: affen, Gloglebag army
To: Gloglebag command
Concerning: Penis engineer

Since mr. Bad^Hat, former Gloglebag penis engineer, left the Gloglebag army for vague reasons, I would like to apply for the job of penis engineer. As a rocket scientist, I think my engineering skills will contribute greatly to the development of our penis machine technology. If possible, make me Gloglebag chief engineer right away.

As a first thought, I was thinking of developing an enhanced penis machine model, named the penis pal plus. With this technology we will be able to crush all resistance and take control over the banana production again.

Hail to the Motherfridge!

 

[Hazza]

Qck, the almighty approves of your gloglebag army, you can party at my house any time.

 

[Sparta]

OOOOOOO BURNED

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

Apply Now Anti-gloglebag!!! Send Those Losers Where They Belong!!!! Boowahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nw909]

Apply Now Anti-gloglebag!!! Send Those Losers Where They Belong!!!! Boowahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved you in Biodome

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

yah i had dreadlocks then

 

[nw909]

yah i had dreadlocks then

What, may I ask, is this Wanky Haberdashery, my good man?

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

its me talking about your face when im done with you o0o0o!!!!! was that harsh i didn't mean it to be :-D

 

[nw909]

its me talking about your face when im done with you o0o0o!!!!! was that harsh i didn't mean it to be :-D

Are you like 12 years old?

Or just a gimmick?

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

explain to me why i should join the gloglebag army?! what if my PENIS!!! is big enough already

 

[nw909]

explain to me why i should join the gloglebag army?! what if my PENIS!!! is big enough already

:burp:
:burp:

I dunno, gotta have that internet if you want to join.

 

[Dalamari]

I make great cookies

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

thats what i thought!...you in your evil ways are tricking kids around the world to vote for john kerry! you bastard!!! (arn't ice cream mans a rip-off!)

 

[nw909]

thats what i thought!...you in your evil ways are tricking kids around the world to vote for john kerry! you bastard!!! (arn't ice cream mans a rip-off!)

Don't blame me, I voted for Stephen Mandel

(I'm Canadian)

 

[CyberSh33p]

thats what i thought!...you in your evil ways are tricking kids around the world to vote for john kerry! you bastard!!! (arn't ice cream mans a rip-off!)

you're like that conservative punk that was on the daily show that one time

 

[nw909]

you're like that conservative punk that was on the daily show that one time

Maybe he is! :|

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

nah if i was on there i woulda talked about the "ice-cream man scandal" of 2004....gosh don't get me started...selling lead to little kids~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sparta]

I loved you in Biodome

lmao.

Smartass, i was drinking some schweppes when i read that.

Nearly came out my nose

 

[Tr0n]

nah if i was on there i woulda talked about the "ice-cream man scandal" of 2004....gosh don't get me started...selling lead to little kids~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I ask again why do you have a Anarchy symbol as your avatar when you go for G. Bush?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

May I ask again why do you have a Anarchy symbol as your avatar when you go for G. Bush?

perhaps he feels bush will hasten the world's descent into chaos. just a guess.