Techercizer
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I searched around and didn't find one, so i thought I'd create a place for all your Gnome:
Rants
Whines
Conspiracy Theories
Creations
Questions
Insane Gibbering
Jokes
Poems
Stupidness
Pudding
...etc
Let the Gnomefest begin!
I'll start with my first gnome conspiracy theory:
The advisors originally scouted earth long before the fall of xen, and the gnome you carry throughout the game IS ACTUALLY AN ADVISOR IN DISGUISE!!!!! He's trying to get you killed during Helicopter fights and to slow you down so you reach White Forest too late! and have you ever wondered how the Advisors found you and Eli so quickly, knew about your departure, and how to get in? THE GNOME TOLD THEM!!! YOU BROUGHT THE GNOME IN WITH YOU, YOU TOLD IT WHERE TO FIND YOU, AND YOU SENT IT INTO SPACE SO IT COULD FORM A GALACTIC SUPER-LASER TO CHANGE ALL CHICKENS ON PLANET EARTH INTO ANGRY WALRUSSES WITH NO BUKETS!
bwahahaha...
also:
-Travelocity, You'll never roam alone......ever......
Rants
Whines
Conspiracy Theories
Creations
Questions
Insane Gibbering
Jokes
Poems
Stupidness
Pudding
...etc
Let the Gnomefest begin!
I'll start with my first gnome conspiracy theory:
The advisors originally scouted earth long before the fall of xen, and the gnome you carry throughout the game IS ACTUALLY AN ADVISOR IN DISGUISE!!!!! He's trying to get you killed during Helicopter fights and to slow you down so you reach White Forest too late! and have you ever wondered how the Advisors found you and Eli so quickly, knew about your departure, and how to get in? THE GNOME TOLD THEM!!! YOU BROUGHT THE GNOME IN WITH YOU, YOU TOLD IT WHERE TO FIND YOU, AND YOU SENT IT INTO SPACE SO IT COULD FORM A GALACTIC SUPER-LASER TO CHANGE ALL CHICKENS ON PLANET EARTH INTO ANGRY WALRUSSES WITH NO BUKETS!
bwahahaha...
also:
-Travelocity, You'll never roam alone......ever......