The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator

[Edcrab]

"Edcrab" gives "Doctor Wack"- bah, I'm an unoriginal ganstah That's taken...

My real name gives "Ass Machine Jones"- and people wonder why my alias is so radically different to my real moniker.

 

[Pressure]

Wankmaster Teapot, Yo

The Yo is actually part of the name lol.

 

[bvasgm]

Somehow Nick turned into: Tempestuous Wack ...wow....

 

[Sulkdodds]

'Bookmaster' sounds like a kung-fu librarian, and Doctor Wack is the coolest ghetto name I have ever seen.

 

[MarcoPollo]

My name is Wack masta blackula......

 

[NeonSpyder]

"Lucky Ice"... I like it!

 

[Naudian]

"Fallopian Jones"
Is that bad?
I kinda like it...

 

[MarcoPollo]

uh fallopian??? are you aware....nvm


YES, YES IT IS VERY COOL!

 

[Raziaar]

Fellatio Shizzlemah

Ugh. What a horrible, horrible name. Unless that name refers to it being done on me!

Still. I don't like it. People wouldn't know what to think.

"Fellatio? What? You give Fellatio?"

Damn stupid link!

 

[VirusType2]

Wankmaster Teapot, Yo

The Yo is actually part of the name lol.

lmao pressure

I got Bookmaster Ice

 

[wowyouareacow]

Wankmaster Kool

 

[pr0nking]

Gangmaster Jaam

 

[Shippi]

Fellatio Get Down

 

[Raziaar]

Fellatio Get Down

Hey at least i'm not alone ;(

Must be several first names that trigger that one, both male and female.