the greatest essay ever written?

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check out this essay, people in uni/college should find it funny or more like just insanely stupid, its basically the graded essay of some nut-job.He was allegedely wasted when he wrote it but still handed it up.HE GOT A D TOO!!worth a read :p
 
LOL hilarious
61% as well for his efforts
We can all learn from this!!
 
Hahhahaha

HAHHAHAHHHAHAAA

That's hilarious!!

"Mr. Freeman, please see after class to discuss your paper"

HAhahhaaahaaa!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FAfjb
 
Wow, why is that guy even going to school? He must not be paying for his own education if he just f*cks around like that. Though I guess it's funny because he actually handed it in.
 
beam said:
Wow, why is that guy even going to school? He must not be paying for his own education if he just f*cks around like that. Though I guess it's funny because he actually handed it in.
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exactly

'this is page 3'roflmao

''Riding in the benzo, poppin my colla
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla
Diamonds, gold, and the all mighty dolla
I'm oedipus bitch, the original balla
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala
F**k the police!"

i think the topic was to write on the Oedipus Rex modena
 
I got a D+ on a paper for missing a bibliography, I doubt he would get a D for all his mistakes
 
Dalamari said:
I got a D+ on a paper for missing a bibliography, I doubt he would get a D for all his mistakes
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i think he got a f actually and got 1% but put a broken 6 infront of it
 
:( If i did that i would get significantly lower :(

however

LOL
 
like i said i think he got a f but just put a circle around it and made certain parts darker
 
It was probably a paper for some 1st year high-school test, hence the D and not the F.
 
Must have been an awful university if he managed to get a D for that.
There's not even any real content.

Funny though :E
 
StardogChampion said:
It was probably a paper for some 1st year high-school test, hence the D and not the F.
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nah its a uni essay, do high schoolers discuss Oedipus Rex modena, its also the typical college essay lay out.

he got an f so im told and 1 %, lol, most of these papers are graded by grad students and not the lecturers, all my essays are graded by tutors who are like 2 years older than me. :dozey: ,some of them are right idiots tbh.
 
kirovman said:
Must have been an awful university if he managed to get a D for that.
There's not even any real content.

Funny though :E
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I get D's for my essays, and I can tell you, that essay would be a U for Unclassified (Which is lower then a 10%)
 
How about this guys, for a gcse english exam our essay was "something you feel strongly about" ......i wrote about gun control (against it, very well written as with my other papers......guess what grade i got, an E and lets see for all my other papers i got at least C's and B's

It's so opinionated its a load of shit, you can't actually express yourself, you have to "jump through the hoops" .....if i dont like the moral fact of what they percieve as "right" tough i lose a grade.

In english/Re/PSE when i used to argue a point and the teacher had a different view, i was of course wrong.
****ing school.
 
Man...I read this ages ago when it was on AnandTech.

Still good stuff.
 
jimbo118 said:
nah its a uni essay, do high schoolers discuss Oedipus Rex modena, its also the typical college essay lay out.

he got an f so im told and 1 %, lol, most of these papers are graded by grad students and not the lecturers, all my essays are graded by tutors who ar]e like 2 years older than me. :dozey: ,some of them are right idiots tbh.
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No it was a 'U'(ungraded), you can see where he's tried to turn the U into a D :D
 
mortiz said:
No it was a 'U'(ungraded), you can see where he's tried to turn the U into a D :D
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So that's why the supposed D didn't look like a D at all. It looks more like an O or something
 
on page 4 the teacher spelt 'too' wrong..

either the teacher's a complete retard, or its fake
 
Jangle said:
on page 4 the teacher spelt 'too' wrong..

either the teacher's a complete retard, or its fake
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True, I can't see a teacher making such an obvious mistake unless they were completely shocked by what they were reading.
 
It's been posted already :p

and it's definitely fake, there are no teachers with handwriting that unsure of themselves (this guy tried to write in cursive to make it look real but wasnt good at it).
 
I haven't laughed that hard since... yesterday! But, I tell you, I've heard some pretty good jokes today also.

In conclusion, that was pure awesomeness.

(But it's definitely fake.)
 
I think it's real. I've got an English teacher that would give me a C+ on an essay like that. Simply because he doesn't care. He'd laugh his ass off. Mark down all of the mistakes, and give me extra credit because it made him laugh.

As for the "to and too" thing, I think it's a simple mistake. Teacher was probably mad/laughing too hard. :)
 
simply brilliant i laughed my ass off... i needed that today..whew
 
lePobz said:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/4

Dumb stupid American kids might make the mistake of confusing 'To' with 'Too' but I really don't think a teacher would.

Fake.
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I've seen this before, it's old. And it does scream fake with "to".

http://douglas.min.net/essay/

Those are very funny too, the teacher comments are fake, but the essays are great. "El nino takes warm water from Australia and moves it somewhere else, namely other places."
 
when i managed to get sring theory into an essay about animal rights
 
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