The greatest human invention..

[oldagerocker]

Suicide.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I wish he'd post here more.

 

[Beerdude26]

Cheap Horse Pr0n.

Come on, who doesn't love some random caucasian female getting nasty with a big black horse?

 

[$kelet0r]

alcohol

 

[SimonomiS]

Atom bomb. Kills off a **** load of your own species, sheer genius and brilliance at work.

Or maybe those cute little "Baby On Board" signs. Tough choice.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Laser!!!!!!1

 

[Kmack]

did someone already say "Glory Hole"?

 

[Element Alpha]

time

yep, time is the greatest invention. You can't beat time, can you?

 

[NeptuneUK]

humans didnt invent it tho! the penguins did!!!! :|

 

[gick]

1. Beer

2. Music Festivals

3. Flush Toilet

Sadly, 2 and 3 are not compatible.

 

[Ennui]

the internets.

i have to say that i think the world would be better by an exponent of ten if humanity never developed real intelligence though.

 

[kirovman]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Ennui.


Ennui, is my answer.

 

[Kmack]

1. Beer

2. Music Festivals

3. Flush Toilet

Sadly, 2 and 3 are not compatible.

but 1 and 2 go perfectly

as do 1 and 3

 

[Kamikazie]

playboy...and hand lotion... :naughty:

 

[Kmack]

playboy...and hand lotion...

perhaps they could be combined in some way....

 

[Ennui]

I think I know how.

 

[SimonomiS]

perhaps they could be combined in some way....

Wouldn't that just make the magazine slippy and useless?

 

[Kamikazie]

Wouldn't that just make the magazine slippy and useless?

thats what i found out, and thats why i switched to the internet...but the keyboard gets slippery aswell

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

condoms?

 

[2Fast4U]

A frisbee!

 

[The Brick]

toothpick!

it's so darn usefull

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

 

[OCybrManO]

Wait... I changed my mind.

My new vote goes to either the Penis Mightier or the Gruntmaster 6000. I can't decide.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Wait... I changed my mind.

My new vote goes to either the Penis Mightier or the Gruntmaster 6000. I can't decide.

Dilbert

 

[OCybrManO]

I almost forgot mankind's most wondrous creation:

Does he count as an "invention"?

EDIT: Oh... and the slogan changes every 30 seconds. I <3 sloganizer.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

He's pretty good. But I can't agree on him being an invention.

Stick with the Gruntmaster 6000. That was my favorite episode.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Sloganizer is a pretty cool invention.

 

[The Brick]

«Think different, think The Brick.»


:/

 

[Lemonking]

dem Pop Tarts

 

[bam23]

For everything else, there's Master card.

 

[Stigmata]

time

yep, time is the greatest invention. You can't beat time, can you?

I think the real question is, if you can't beat time, then... can time beat you? :O

As for the thread's topic:

Cheese. I mean, screw Thai food, cheese is like God having a huge orgy in your mouth, and everyone's invited. Jesus, Buddha, Jenna Jameson, Aphrodite...

 

[short recoil]

The gun

oooohhhh that's gonna strike some nerves, hehe.

 

[kirovman]

The gun

oooohhhh that's gonna strike some nerves, hehe.

Slingshot. That lead to the bow and arrow, which after ballistics and gunpowder lead to the gun.

 

[specialmax]

Me....

 

[Mr Stabby]

religion

 

[sinkoman]

The Resistor.

 

[Kamikazie]

Jeopardy! FTW!

 

[Shakermaker]

I thought about this post for a long time:


My mother's apple pie

 

[Danimal]

The best invention... Hmm.

I'd have to either say crackers or...

Obviously the face, I mean without the face you can't throw it on the wall with your friends and see who can hit the wall harder with their face.

Good times. Then money was common sense took over.

 

[Que-Ever]

the iBreast.