The HL2.net Werewolf Party

[Tollbooth Willie]

My fellow forumites, we are being plagued by a sinister force working behind the scenes of our beloved forum. What is this hostile hand guiding the forces of chaos and despair into our lives? I'll tell you who it is my friends. It's the werewolves. These Lycanian monsters wish nothing more than our downfall. They wait among us, planning the doom of every pure Homo Sapien sapiens. Fear not my friend, I believe there is a solution to our problem:

The HL2.net Werewolf Party

Our Goals:

Eliminate the Lycan threat.
Free our beloved overlord, MechaGodzilla from the clutches of these mongrels.
Restore order and peace.
Chocolate frosting.

Please, join us. Not just for the sake of your own life and the lives of those around you, but your children who will one day inherit this planet. Don't let them come into a world of werewolves.

 

[Krynn72]

Whats that? Chocolate frosting?!


I'm down for whatever, just gimmeh the frosting!

 

[poo poo head]

I whole heartedly do NOT support this party. Werewolves are our friends, they are just trying to live a normal life! This is just plain monsterism and should not be tolerated!

 

[Krynn72]

Whats the werewolves' stance on chocolate frosting?

 

[poo poo head]

Whats the werewolves' stance on chocolate frosting?

Those who can taste it love it, but don't last long since they are part canine and cannot eat chocolate. A cat is fine too

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

They want to destroy all that is near and dear to us.






Especially chocolate frosting.

 

[Krynn72]

**** THE LYCANTHROPES!



Anything that cannot taste chocolate frosting must perish!

 

[Jintor]

Wouldn't you guys be better of taking out the Cainites?

The Garou just wanna live in peace and keep the spiritual world in harmony and all that jazz.

 

[Acepilotf14]

inb4 infraction and close

 

[Darkside55]

What have you done, Willie? What have you done?

 

[Avoidist]

What is necessary, my friend.

 

[Raziaar]

I was stalked by a Polystyrene Werewolf once.

 

[Calhoun]

A black friend of mine was killed by a Lycanthrope.

I endorse this political faction.

 

[Rizzo]

Silly, I called this so called party incident over yesterday.

It got boring and honestly pretty stupid.

 

[Druckles]

Silly, I called this so called party incident over yesterday.

It got boring and honestly pretty stupid.

Which is why it's not an incident.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Phobie is matriarch. Take her, and they are done for.

 

[Rizzo]

Which is why i made it Italic.

Ass.

Edit: You too, Farrowlesparrow's Avatar Farrowlesparrow. Yeah, i copy pasted to much, what about it?!?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

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Hey that's pretty cool.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I remember this from last year

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Phobie is matriarch. Take her, and they are done for.

So if we burn Phobitch at the stake we'll be safe?

RIOT!


...wait. We need Darkseid to throw a chair first. Can't have a riot without his chair of approval.

 

[Darkside55]

ROCK AND ROLL!

 

[Jintor]

BURN THE WITCH!

\o/

 

[Darkside55]

NO DON'T

YOU CAN'T KILL THE WITCH

Louis turn that flashlight off you stupid ****

 

[Acepilotf14]

/throws molotov

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wait. Witches and Werewolves are in the same league? Guys..We need to gather professionals if this Party is to stay together.

Assemble the best HL2.net has to offer and meet back at the table.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Righto.
I'll go steal everyone's flashlight batteries.

 

[Jintor]

HL2.net Huntercon is just around the corner

Man I really wanna restart the HLTwoDotNetZomCon.

 

[Iron Kat]

What is it with forums and werewolves? Anyway, as a vampire I'm all for wiping out the threat of werewolves.

 

[Darkside55]

as a vampire I'm all for wiping out the threat of werewolves

IT JUST GOT HUGH UP IN HERE

 

[Eejit]

This is entirely unnecessary. I have full faith that our Glorious Overlords shall take care of this Werewolf problem for us.

Chocolate icing sounds dangerously new-age.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your "Glorious Overlords" are liars and deceivers.

 

[Darkside55]

Spoiler

Overlords are werewolves

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Spoiler

I'm a weresaiyan....an Oozaru! (Giant ape)

 

[Kula Meenur]

VAMPIRE WHORE CARES NOT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE

 

[Jintor]

VAMPIRE WHORE WANTS YOU TO SLASH PAINTING

 

[mechanicallizard]

VAMPIRE WHORE CARES NOT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE

so if we dont like werewolves, does that mean we like vampires instead?

 

[Darkside55]

Spoiler

I'm a weresaiyan....an Oozaru! (Giant ape)

Spoiler

there is no moon

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This will be the only time you'll get to hear Grey DeLisle having sex. It's like listening to every character she's ever voiced orgasm at the same time.

 

[Kula Meenur]

LYCAN HYBRID HAS A RAGING HARDON FOR JINTOR

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Spoiler

there is no moon

Then there's no werewolves either!

 

[Darkside55]

CRISIS AVERTED


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