The John Titor story

Jhahn2k4 said:
Hey, no prob ;) The sound- bwooh - is so important to us..

You know there's a vacuum cleaner in one of his (John Titor's) pictures :devil:
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No, that's his time machine. Really. lol
 
Suck me into the future, baby! Ooh, that's the spot! Wheee!
 
This bullshit was posts ages ago...

Im makeing this post in the year 17970, I trawled backsward in time useing a vinbop mechine I like to called Vinnie, I must warn you all, SHIT HAPPANS SOON.

Oh and by the way, I also need some of them ere puter things too!

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See, easy to fake...
 
A world war in 2015 killed nearly three billion people

Sheesh what a bummer. I have to go.......I uhh......left my oven on...yeah.

*Starts building bomb shelter*.


Seriously though, I don't have a degree in economics, but I believe a war large enough to kill 3 billion people would destroy the economic infrastructure of the Earth for years to come.

A recovery from such a war resulting in a more advanced civilization (capable of time travel) is a silly idea.
 
If he had time travel (and a brain), he could have prevented the war by: DNOT FIGHYT OR I w!|_|_ TotALLy nu3k you..
 
Oh, when this was first posted I had alook on forums, and john says the sun is blotted out due too the nukes then later on he says We use solor power

Funneh.. behides, the vinbop machine looks nothing like the thing he posted!
 
I already know this is fake, so does a lot of people - so just don't poop over John Titor, poop on him.
 
Well, since this so called person from the future posted his machine on his site, I will gladly post mine.

Note: This is proof of me being from the future, and also proof of Johns machine being fake. Please dont copy or build my machine as if you do you may destroy the universe, and I could also loose my job :|

I will happy happy answer any questions you may have.

o_O
 
For some reason this all reminds of that Simpsons episode where everyone in Springfield joins that weird religious sect with the 'leader'.

Nah na na nan na BAAATMAN, i mean LEEADER
 
Wow. That Vinnie machine looks pretty authentic.
Who can tell about Mr. Titor? And as for the solar power issue, you took that out of context. He said that the sun had been blocked out in the past (before 2036) and now (2036) they used solar power. But anyway. The only way is to wait and see isn't it?
And if riots and a civil war don't happen, you can't say that his time-travelling might have changed the future. You can't change the future...
 
*shrugs* Well, that solor power issue is just one of the things that is about fishy about him...

Still a roax, unlike me and my vimbop.
 
There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years. In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska.
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I would love to sum up my idea of the "War" with.
AHHHHHHH THE MOTHA LAN!!! :thumbs:
 
coolio2man said:
I would love to sum up my idea of the "War" with.
AHHHHHHH THE MOTHA LAN!!! :thumbs:
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Motha Lan?

What are we gonna play? UT2K3? Counter-Strike? XMP? Sven Co-Op?
 
nw909 said:
Motha Lan?

What are we gonna play? UT2K3? Counter-Strike? XMP? Sven Co-Op?
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Lol, nah man it from that one flash movie, where all the countries shoot the nukes and the nukes pass by each other and they are like "Sup". And the french people are al hairy and want to take naps. And they narrator hates those kangoroo's and scratches them out. hahah that was a good flash movie
O yeah and California floats to Hawaii and, hes like, Alaska can come to, and cali and hawaii where like "Word"
 
"And, as with any time machine, you couldn't go back farther than the point at which the time machine was created." -J. Richard Gott
 
coolio2man said:
Lol, nah man it from that one flash movie, where all the countries shoot the nukes and the nukes pass by each other and they are like "Sup". And the french people are al hairy and want to take naps. And they narrator hates those kangoroo's and scratches them out. hahah that was a good flash movie
O yeah and California floats to Hawaii and, hes like, Alaska can come to, and cali and hawaii where like "Word"
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Yeah, I know what you meant but I tried to make a cheap joke at the fact you spelt LAND as LAN.
 
I think that jesus is still alive and is actually holding up valve at gun point not to release any games until 2008 because he got banz0red on cs for haxing :thumbs:
 
Stupid hax... jesus should've known his holy-hax wouldn't get past the almighty C-D.
 
Now consider the reality of a spinning or electrified black hole (Kerr). Penrose diagrams of these oddities show mathematically that you can make simulated space-like trips (faster than light) through the singularity without being destroyed.
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Lol i think thats what i might have been getting at that night i was drunk :p
 
i love it when a nub in a pub whines h4x!!!!11111111

anyway off topic... john titor story gives me heebie jeebies
 
ph34r t3h cute said:
Well, since this so called person from the future posted his machine on his site, I will gladly post mine.

Note: This is proof of me being from the future, and also proof of Johns machine being fake. Please dont copy or build my machine as if you do you may destroy the universe, and I could also loose my job :|

I will happy happy answer any questions you may have.

o_O
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OMFG LOL
Brum brum goes the engine!!!
That was so freakin funny it made my eyes all teary lol :LOL:
Vinne bot pic that is, omg funniest thing i have seen in a while
 
ph34r t3h cute said:
Well, since this so called person from the future posted his machine on his site, I will gladly post mine.

Note: This is proof of me being from the future, and also proof of Johns machine being fake. Please dont copy or build my machine as if you do you may destroy the universe, and I could also loose my job :|

I will happy happy answer any questions you may have.

o_O
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I got something almost like that, 'cept it only came with a readme.
 
The vinbop owns the people of MZR2X! THEY KNOW NOTHING.



VINBOP OWNERS BOOK THING (V.I.N.N.I.E)

Building: Take box, draw happy face on front, spray paint a fire or lightening vinel to go faster.
Write "BRUM" on top for engine, stand back and watch it work!

......

Short and sweet, and to the point! HA! take that MZR2X!
 
meh, the MZR2X manual was fun to make, but now my fingers hurt.
 
Hey, spam aside...back to topic. You guys wanna know why you all think theres no ****ing way its possible? Ill tell you why...

tv
movies
magazines
smart people, from previous years

You guys dont even consider this because of those things, dont say im wrong either. Im not. Im not saying i believe this, i MAY consider it....only if there is another civil war in the next year or two. I just thought id point out why some of you refuse to even consider it.

Its all because of material bullshit


Isnt life dandy? We are all victims of society, and we cant think on our own.
 
Ridic said:
Hey, spam aside...back to topic. You guys wanna know why you all think theres no ****ing way its possible? Ill tell you why...

tv
movies
magazines
smart people, from previous years

You guys dont even consider this because of those things, dont say im wrong either. Im not. Im not saying i believe this, i MAY consider it....only if there is another civil war in the next year or two. I just thought id point out why some of you refuse to even consider it.

Its all because of material bullshit


Isnt life dandy? We are all victims of society, and we cant think on our own.
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Flaming aside, Vinne was a freaking funny pic hahahah
 
29 January 2001 12:25

Are the Olympics still being played in the future?

60. As a result of the many conflicts, no, there were no official Olympics after 2004. However, it appears they may be revived in 2040.
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I found this particularly interesting. I hope the winter olympics will survive so the Canadians still have a chance to win medals. :D
 
Well, I hate to admit it, but I have become infatuated with the John Titor story.

At first I just read bits and pieces from the link. Then I read everything from the link. Then I did a google search and found other websites that offer more pictures analytical view points, etc. Check out this interesting link (more pictures)

I did a little searching on his descriptions of time travel, and whats interesting is that it appears he has a basic knowledge of superstring theory.

He also makes a statement about the Chinese putting a man into orbit. Although I believe this is just a lucky guess because a space program isn't something you can conceal.

On another note of skepticism - he never answers any specific questions - like when people asked him for stock market stops, who will win the superbowl, etc.

I still believe its a hoax, but I am fascinated by mysterious sci-fi stories, I just can't help myself.

Its midnight and I have visions of time travel and getting my ass kicked in R6: raven shield dancing around in my head.

Good night everyone.
 
Well some(many) years back everybody belived the world was flat. And the edge of earth was the high way to hell.


The John Titor story is fun reading.

The thing about the chinese sending a guy into space is just creepy.
I dont think China had that information public around the time Titor was "happening" But it migth just be a guess.


Who knows?
 
Okay, I read up on all of John Titor. All those Disgrams, pics and quickly researched sinularities.

Now, saying that the 2 singularities can be controlled thru forcing eletrons into them you can get sucked back into an alternate "worldline" as he puts it. Now, the thing that confuses me is that, I don't believe that he has accualty gone BACK in time, I think he (Assuming hes Legit) just went to a worldline that was going through the 70's.
If anyone knows what I am getting at, could you agree/disagree. I really wanna know if I have this all straight according to him.
 
Heh, I know what you are trying to say coolio2man, but to be honest I don't have a complete understanding of the whole "worldline" concept myself.

I read one of his posts that says that anything past 60 years (going forward or backward in time) will cause too much divulgence from the current worldline, uhhhh or something like that.

So I do think he is saying that he went back in time, not just to a different worldline. He talks about however how his going back could have put him a slightly different worldline.

My questions is: when he returned to his time (supposedly) , did he return to the exact same worldline in which he left? Would this be possible?
 
FortisVir said:
Heh, I know what you are trying to say coolio2man, but to be honest I don't have a complete understanding of the whole "worldline" concept myself.

I read one of his posts that says that anything past 60 years (going forward or backward in time) will cause too much divulgence from the current worldline, uhhhh or something like that.

So I do think he is saying that he went back in time, not just to a different worldline. He talks about however how his going back could have put him a slightly different worldline.

My questions is: when he returned to his time (supposedly) , did he return to the exact same worldline in which he left? Would this be possible?
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Haha sweet Avatar,
But on the subject, he states that he can never get back to his origional world line but he can get really close so it will look exactly the same.
 
coolio2man said:
Haha sweet Avatar,
But on the subject, he states that he can never get back to his origional world line but he can get really close so it will look exactly the same.
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Ah ok thanks, that answers my question.

I'm working on an animated GIF with ph34r teh cute's "time machine" in it, but I'm a total noob at adobe imageready.

12 Monkeys looks exactly like the kind of move I would be interested in, thanks Reak.
 
Jesus Christ, it's starting to be a corporate war.
Sulk Industries Chronological Disruption Unit coming soon!
 
The mind is the ultimate time machine...

Well, perhaps not really, but it sounds cool to say it...
 
I don't know if it's the same guy, but I heard about another guy who were sure that he had been timetravelling. But as far as I remember he got arrested or something. I read about it on cnn.com
 
TT? i don't belive it, but that guy sounds realy convincing.
 
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