The Portal Dilemna. would you hit it?

[CptStern]

Spoiler

vote in the poll

 

[Mogi67]

there is no option for "yes, i would love to"

 

[CptStern]

the last choice is what you want

 

[15357]

I stared at that picture for half a minute before I finally realized what it meant.


And no. I have at least some dignity left, I hope.

 

[Vegeta897]

This poll is useless because it's not public.

 

[Rizzo]

I vote yes.

 

[No Limit]

Gross

 

[Acepilotf14]

Any of you who say no are just lying to yourselves.

Except maybe numbers.

 

[CyberPitz]

Who's to say I don't do this already.......... \=

 

[No Limit]

Any of you who say no are just lying to yourselves.

Nah, not really. If you need your dick sucked that bad find a fat chick.

 

[CptStern]

but No Limit you have to admit that there's no better person to judge what's pleasureable for you ...than you


:O

 

[No Limit]

No.

I need to get this nasty ass image out of my head. Good day.

 

[CptStern]

why not step into the Portal Mr No Limit?

 

[ChiliFan]

it's only a dilemma if all the possible outcomes are negative

also you spelt dilemma wrong

 

[Tyguy]

No.

I need to get this nasty ass image out of my head. Good day.

It's seems as though you don't find any eloquence in your member. If you can't find true beauty in yourself, how can you possibly find it elsewhere?

I'd hit it :naughty:

 

[CptStern]

it's only a dilemma if all the possible outcomes are negative

also you spelt dilemma wrong

not really since the dilemma is whether you want to give in to your latent homosexuality or not

also you spelt chile incorrectly

 

[No Limit]

It's seems as though you don't find any eloquence in your member. If you can't find true beauty in yourself, how can you possibly find it elsewhere?

I'd hit it :naughty:

Nothing elegant about giving blow jobs in my personal opinion. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Faggit

 

[CptStern]

but you're not just giving. you're giving AND receiving :E

 

[No Limit]

So the question now is which side stern is on.

 

[CptStern]

lets turn off the lights and find out!

I'm walking with my hands outstretched before me making grabbing motions ..if your penis gets in the way it's your own fault

 

[Hazar]

on a related note:

NSFW:
http://oglaf.com/shieldmaiden.html

 

[Acepilotf14]

oh god what is this

 

[Colonel Kernel]

Who would have guessed...

 

[swan_song1973]

i feel violated.

 

[Krynn72]

Wait, so you'd be sucking yourself off? Who the hell would say yes? And whats to stop someone from doing this without portals?

 

[Vegeta897]

Not everyone is a dog like you, Krynn.

 

[CptStern]

Wait, so you'd be sucking yourself off? Who the hell would say yes? And whats to stop someone from doing this without portals?

a spine?

 

[Krynn72]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

 

[Ravioli]

I dont see how this is any worse than normal masturbation. Is it gay to touch your own dick? If not, then why is it all of the sudden gay to touch your own dick with your mouth?

If this was possible, the world would report me as "missing".

 

[Krynn72]

Its gay to sucks dicks. Your dick or not, its gay. Masturbation is just a handjob, which isn't gay, your dick or not.

 

[StarBob]

Its gay to sucks dicks. Your dick or not, its gay. Masturbation is just a handjob, which isn't gay, your dick or not.

Is it still gay if you're a woman?

 

[CptStern]

Masturbation is just a handjob, which isn't gay, your dick or not.

so if you jerk off some other guy's dick ..it's not gay?

 

[Raziaar]

I'm not voting in the poll. My answer is no, but it's not an "eww, no".

 

[No Limit]

Its gay to sucks dicks. Your dick or not, its gay. Masturbation is just a handjob, which isn't gay, your dick or not.

Well if you are giving other dudes handjobs Im pretty sure you're still gay.

 

[CptStern]

the funniest thing about this thread is that people are taking it so seriously. as if they might at one point in time have an opportunity to suck their own dick through a hole in the time space continuum. it's inevitable!

 

[Vegeta897]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

Second sentence answers your question.

Also thanks for the warning about the picture. :x

 

[StarBob]

the funniest thing about this thread is that people are taking it so seriously. as if they might at one point in time have an opportunity to suck their own dick through a hole in the time space continuum. it's inevitable!

You haven't?

 

[Reginald]

I'm not gonna lie, the tiles around him made me think he was in the toilet, pissing into his own mouth.

So naive... sort of.

 

[Tyguy]

This is why straight men do yoga. Some people can actually suck themselves off, and quite effortlessly. I'd think you'd at least need to remove a couple ribs or something.

 

[Ezra]

I'm not gonna lie, the tiles around him made me think he was in the toilet, pissing into his own mouth.

It certainly is every mans secret desire to piss in his own mouth. If I had a portal gun I'd never go thirsty again, mmm good.