The truth about Biozeminades

MrWhite · Dec 5, 2004

I've seen the biozeminades... horrid. Don't ask any more questions about them. I'm serious, it's for your own protection.

EDIT: Nothing to be seen here, there are no Biozeminades and the culprit "White" has been apprehanded.

jimmyjam · Dec 5, 2004

I'd love to see them modded in
the lack of biozeminades in the retail product is inexcusable

Phat-t · Dec 5, 2004

jesus christ just tell me wut they are!!!

i know im still gunna get a joke answer to this, comon ppl give it a break lol

Smokey_The_Bear · Dec 5, 2004

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Bing_Oh · Dec 5, 2004

Alright, for Phat and everybody else who REALLY wants to know what the Biozeminades are, I'm gonna risk my life to tell you.

The Biozeminades are...

...sdfka asd
...001001101seizingnetworkconnection01000101
...fg dskjh lkhew

The Biozeminades do not exist. Do not ask about them again. Now, let us discuss the theory that the G-Man is Gordon Freeman from the future, shall we?

DSDchemE · Dec 5, 2004

Ok, so from what i gather from before the connection was cutoff, Biozeminades are in cahoots with the magic letters "A, S, D and F". Oh my god, something's not right! "K" shouldn't be there! /That must mean...the Home Key gangs are uniting, and Biozeminades are mediating! No wonder the governments wants them cut off! It's a matter of galactic security!

OK...calm down, get control, don't want to start a pani...Ahhh, we're all gonna die!!!

Mediocrity · Dec 5, 2004

Fear The Biozeminades!

Phat-t · Dec 5, 2004

Bing_Oh said:
Alright, for Phat and everybody else who REALLY wants to know what the Biozeminades are, I'm gonna risk my life to tell you.

The Biozeminades are...

...sdfka asd
...001001101seizingnetworkconnection01000101
...fg dskjh lkhew

The Biozeminades do not exist. Do not ask about them again. Now, let us discuss the theory that the G-Man is Gordon Freeman from the future, shall we?

:frown: :frown: :frown: i knew i wuld get a joke response

Speedkills · Dec 10, 2004

Ok....can you all stop being a bunch of ****ing morons and actually tell us what the biozeminades are? You're really not funny. Yeah, make the same joke over and over, thats ****ing hilarious, wow I wish I was as clever as you. Ho ho I've said biozeminades, the government will get me! ahahahahahahah hilarious. This forum seems to have a problem with elitist idiots being really inconsiderate to people new to the forums and the half life world.

Sniper156 · Dec 10, 2004

[SNIP]

You win

Messermeier · Dec 10, 2004

Speedkills said:
the government will get me!

no, not the government. the biozeminades.

TheMtR · Dec 10, 2004

Lets just say like this: I advice to keep your mouth's shut, if you don't want get in big trouble. There is line, line of truth, about biozeminades if you reach or cross it, you will be dea.... khem..khem.. cursed for rest of your life. So keep my advice in your heads, biozeminades aren't joke...

Sniper156 · Dec 10, 2004

Tell me, what good is knowledge on biozeminades if you are unable to speak?

TheMtR · Dec 10, 2004

Well.... your on list now...

desdinova · Dec 10, 2004

Biozeminades? Isn't that what Barry Bonds was taking?

Death Spike · Dec 10, 2004

There are no Biozeminades, so there is no need to talk about it anymore. :sniper:

Messermeier · Dec 10, 2004

.. for they do not know what they are doing.

bliink · Dec 11, 2004

Death Spike said:
There are no Biozeminades, so there is no need to talk about it anymore. :sniper:

Exactly. Everyone is ordered to erase all knowledge of them from their memories, or it will be erased for you :stare:

Jangle · Dec 11, 2004

Sniper156 said:
[SNIP]

You win

that site didnt tell me the truth. You suck.

Bing_Oh · Dec 11, 2004

Jangle said:
that site didnt tell me the truth. You suck.

Nooooooo! They've compromised our top secret informational site! All that valuable information, the culmination of years of research and the sacrifices of so many dilligent members of the Biozeminade Undergound...GONE! Can nothing stop the conspirators behind the Biozeminades?!?!

The Monkey · Dec 11, 2004

Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades Biozeminades.

They are after me...

Mess · Dec 11, 2004

Biozeminades are Gordon from the future.

EVIL · Dec 11, 2004

They live in my toilet

doomed14life · Dec 11, 2004

YOU FOOLS! YOU SAID TOO MUCH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Ennui · Dec 11, 2004

doomed14life said:
YOU FOOLS! YOU SAID TOO MUCH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Only people who've been on the forums more than one week are allowed to say that

Before you look at my join date, my original account was registered Dec 2003, so there

TheMtR · Dec 11, 2004

Here is true about Biozeminades...
Biozeminades are myth. Myth is based one real events or actions, they are mostly fairy tales that explain all unusual. In half Life 2 they are ghost's of early build versions... Maybe there is somthing deeper, maybe there is somthing that valve dont want to reveal. But remember one thing, myth can be lies too..

bliink · Dec 12, 2004

TheMtR said:
Here is true about Biozeminades...
Biozeminades are myth. Myth is based one real events or actions, they are mostly fairy tales that explain all unusual. In half Life 2 they are ghost's of early build versions... Maybe there is somthing deeper, maybe there is somthing that valve dont want to reveal. But remember one thing, myth can be lies too..

*points* They got to him too! He's one of them!

dæmon · Dec 12, 2004

The biozeminades move among us. They are everywhere and nowhere.

oberGeist · Dec 12, 2004

Biozeminades are ussss
and veee are Biozeminades
:dozey:

doomed14life · Dec 12, 2004

"Only people who've been on the forums more than one week are allowed to say that

Before you look at my join date, my original account was registered Dec 2003, so there"

I've been on the forums for a long time. I just didn't feel like registering

yeah and I don't know how to quote other people

MrWhite · Dec 12, 2004

doomed14life said:
"Only people who've been on the forums more than one week are allowed to say that

Before you look at my join date, my original account was registered Dec 2003, so there"

I've been on the forums for a long time. I just didn't feel like registering

yeah and I don't know how to quote other people

LOL sorry, when I read that it made me laugh... not syaing that you haven't been... it just doesn't sound too good.

"I've been on the forums for a long time... oh I don't know how to quote people"

Domenico · Dec 12, 2004

ummmm....

So my noob conclusion is they were in the leak?

..Whats that noise....

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lord dubu · Dec 12, 2004

This thread has me craving lemonaid.

Bing_Oh · Dec 12, 2004

Domenico said:
So my noob conclusion is they were in the leak?

..Whats that noise....

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice try. Everybody knows that, if They are really after you, you'd never hear it coming. Ninjas are noisy and clumsy compaired to the trained professionals in Their employ.

TheMtR · Dec 12, 2004

bliink said:
*points* They got to him too! He's one of them!

Well, right man in wrong place can make all the diffrence...

uberBullsquid · Dec 12, 2004

lord dubu said:
This thread has me craving lemonaid.

hahaha, it actually sounds like some kind of sports drink

or, is that what they WANT you to think......

serpent561 · Dec 13, 2004

Subjects have been apprehended. This thread will be shut down. Everyone in the immediate area, stay where you are. The proper authorities will come to straighten things out. There is no such thing as Biozeminades.

bliink · Dec 13, 2004

Exactly, also, soldiers have arrived to rescue us! get topside!

jwilson02 · Dec 13, 2004

the biozeminades were originally concieved in the alpha version of hl2...u cannot actually see them cuz they are "cloaked"....u can actually still spwn biozeminades in the retail version..the cvar i think is somethin like ent_create bioziminade_1 ...you have to have ur cross hairs pointing at the spot u want them to spwn...variables to control them include ent_bioz_warspores 1 and ent_bioz_cloaklolz 1

TheMtR · Dec 13, 2004

bliink said:
Exactly, also, soldiers have arrived to rescue us! get topside!

What soldiers?? They are cloaked agents...
Remember one thing, there is no escape from biozeminades.

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