The worst crime you've ever committed?

gh0st said:
all these murder ones are hilarious. everyone knows we're all too pussy/overweight to kill someone.
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Were aren't ALL like that. I'm not a puss, nor am I overweight. I'm a healthy 14 year old, and it's okay for 14 year olds to play games. It doesn't make me all fat and sassy like fragmaster.

"I am more nerd than u!!!!!11one."
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
Were aren't ALL like that. I'm not a puss, nor am I overweight. I'm a healthy 14 year old, and it's okay for 14 year olds to play games. It doesn't make me all fat and sassy like fragmaster.

"I am more nerd than u!!!!!11one."
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Fragmaster is really, really skinny...
 
Lets see...

Stealing Alcohol from my local Albersons on a regular basis.... (Me & my friends have 20-30 vodka bottles alone.)

My friend is a super good computer hacker and over the course of 4-5 years stole over $200,000 worth of shit off the internet. He jus recently got convicted of some of that this year and now owes the government $21,000. Plus hes on probation, and by law is not allowed to use a computer for other than school work.

One of my other friends had a bad shroom trip, ended up breaking into 3 houses and woke up in a hospital with the doctor about to put a tube in his dick to get a urine sample... Funny thing was that he only had to pay $500 for the ambulance ride becuase he was said to be clinically insane.

I also have vandalized much around my town...

I buy weed and technically thats a crime... :(

best part is im only 17 much more havok on the rise :devil:
 
You guys ever go "garage shopping?"

When I was is highschool my friends and I would drive around the neighborhood in the summer and look for open garage doors. When we found one, we'd jump out of the car and execute a ninja mission to steal the beer that was nearly always contained inside! What fun!
 
Oh yeah .. I crazy-glued someone's door once.

Felt really bad about it later too.
 
Probaly spitting gum out the window in the car....Thats illegal you know
 
Shoplifting, stealing money, stealing bullets from a secure warehouse, stealing weapons from a scure warehouse(I'm a stealth ninja), ... hm... Torturing animals, torturing girls. Em... What else? Mutilation - broke some mugger's wrist and palm. Vandalism and tricking a computer club admin for money(I'm half jewish after all, a vary artful and greedy half-jew:naughty:).

Everything is true exept for the second sentence.
 
Downloaded songs that are protected by the RIAA, downloaded warez, downloaded illegal data(HL2 Beta, part of WIndows source code, Doom III Betas) and more.
 
Yah know those tags on mattresses that say "do not remove under penalty of law"? Well I was cutting one off in the store just for kicks and the knife sliped and cut this guy up real bad...

So I hid him under the mattres and left him there with the tag.
 
i was racing and old lady for the last seat on the bus... i got the seat, but then we had a fist fight over it. yeah it's petty, but i put up a good fight. :cool:
 
Two counts of disturbing the peace, one count of public nudity, five counts of issuing worthless checks, and four counts of forgery. Oh yeah, and I resisted arrest. :eek:
 
drag racing and speeding, although i havent been caught yet and everyone knows it aint illegal untill u get caught. :devil:
 
oh shizzle! i was racing with this hick in a big truck and against a friend of mine one time. (RIGHT after we saw fast and furious in the theaters... :LOL: yeah it's uber stupid i know) anyways, about a quarter mile back(maybe less, i didn't want to find out), there were some police lights, apparently he saw us racing, so i ducked into a target parking lot and out a back way into some neigborhood. that was exciting.
 
Oh man, you are all damn gangsters here. So when I will be playing HL2 with you guys and piss you off to the point “I will ****ing come to your house and kill you!!111!! OMFG GHEY!!!111”, I should take it seriously. Actually, I am already scared.

P.S. I hate damn ricers.
 
You know how some people have those little bowls of candy at the front desk of an office building, and you're supposed to only take on piece? Well one time, when they weren't looking, I... TOOK A WHOLE ****ING HANDFUL, BIATCH!!!!
 
ElFuhrer said:
You know how some people have those little bowls of candy at the front desk of an office building, and you're supposed to only take on piece? Well one time, when they weren't looking, I... TOOK A WHOLE ****ING HANDFUL, BIATCH!!!!
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You think thats bad! During halloween when I was little some people left a bowl out full of candy with a sign that said, "Take 1 piece," since they weren't home. I took the bowl and dumped the WHOLE thing into my bag then threw the bowl into my bag and then took the sign and put it in my bag and ran. Oh yea, I'm bad to the bone.
 
I've not committed many crimes, unless you count piracy :angel:

Anyhow, I've only ever really done one thing that related to crime, when I was about 10, my mom had easter eggs set up for easter, each with different amounts of money in the eggs. Well, I found the eggs ahead of time, and slowly snuck one after another, ended up with maybe $2.50 which I bought an action figure with, I felt really bad after I got caught, and my mom was horribly disappointed :( Oh well, I was young and naive :)

I think the only other thing was when I was at Wal-Mart 6 or so years ago, I found two GameBoy games that were rather old that I wanted. Both were marked $20; I found $5 pricetags, peeled off the $20 ones, put on the $5s, and actually got the games for $5 each.. :)
 
dulruogh said:
Yah know those tags on mattresses that say "do not remove under penalty of law"? Well I was cutting one off in the store just for kicks and the knife sliped and cut this guy up real bad...

So I hid him under the mattres and left him there with the tag.
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ROFL...awesome.
 
Well... If is must say... About a year ago, I was just walking in a street, when a gunfight started between the police and 3 other guys. I was in the middle of it and I hided in a dead-end alley. I'm not gonna tell you how I ended up carrying a gun, but I took my gun and shot 2 of the guys through the head, they were probably dead. I could have killed the 3rd one, but I didn't feel like killing an other guy, so I ran away. never got cought. but I feel very, very awful. But actually, it's not a crime to play GTA3...
 
Assault with a deadly weapon.

Since I'm a boxer and martial artist my hands are considered "deadly weapons".. It's way less cool than it sounds. Specially in the eyes of the law. I broke the guys jaw, we were in toronto, n some dude grabbed my girlfriends tit... I showed him.
 
Fiddle said:
Assault with a deadly weapon.

Since I'm a boxer and martial artist my hands are considered "deadly weapons".. It's way less cool than it sounds. Specially in the eyes of the law. I broke the guys jaw, we were in toronto, n some dude grabbed my girlfriends tit... I showed him.
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I know, laws ****ing suck when it comes to martial arts!

"Yeah, a guy assaulted me with a knife, so I had to defend myself!"

*2000$ fine*

:sniper:
 
I love the way you are suppost to tell the person what martial arts you do first so they have a chance to leave.


I can just picture myself trying to dodge a knife attack and saying :


"I must warn you I have *dodge*..... done *crap dodge*.... many martial arts,
including.... *dodge* judo, tai kwon do *dodge*, thai boxing, jeet kun do, ju jit su, *dodge*...... escrima, wing chun..... kung fu and.... some other things too!



Its quite alot to get out before you can touch them...
 
went to buy some chewing gum from sainsburys and was with my mates. accidentally put it in my pocket before paying. forgot. got out.

what a jail break. guess this confirms what you guys must have been thinking...i'm WICKED WILD K K K KERAZY
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
I love the way you are suppost to tell the person what martial arts you do first so they have a chance to leave.


I can just picture myself trying to dodge a knife attack and saying :


"I must warn you I have *dodge*..... done *crap dodge*.... many martial arts,
including.... *dodge* judo, tai kwon do *dodge*, thai boxing, jeet kun do, ju jit su, *dodge*...... escrima, wing chun..... kung fu and.... some other things too!



Its quite alot to get out before you can touch them...
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

It's not easy being "an educated killing machine"... :rolleyes:
The best approach is probably just to beat their asses and then run away, so there's no paperwork and that crap. The guy's probably learnt his lesson anyways :cheers:

But what do you do if the guy that attacks you knows who you are ?
You'll be alot poorer in a while I guess... :(
 
Just dont pay the fine hah then punch them if they wanted it
 
I confess:

Me and a friend got drunk after school and shot a builder in the ass with 2 air rifles. When he hid behind his van we shot its lights out and then his cup of tea. This must have been the last straw cause he went ape shit and attacked the house with a spade /o\ - we hid in the garden shed. Got caught and done for actual bodily harm and causing criminal damage (don't feel that bad - he was a wanker who used to insult us on the way to school)

A few years later a group of us broke into a school sports hall one friday night. We played with the swing ropes, smashed a few things up, and stole as much equipment as we could - which we took to the local allotmemnt and invented 'green house shotput' I still have a javelin and rounders bat somewhere (for home protection :) ) Didn't get caught (regret this)

Broke into a train (the driving bit) and stole these little yellow 'mines' they put on the tracks inorder to stop trains in emergencies. They just explode, making a massive bang, and the train driver stops the train. We put 10 on one side of the track, in a tunnel - they took the front wheel off the next train :/ The place was swarming with police and emergency ppl, luckily noone was badly hurt. Didn't get caught (even to this day I feel terrible about this one)

Been in two serious car crashes - both times I convinced the driver he was 'ok' to drive :/ (ppl got hurt and i'm sorry about this one)

Befriended a guy in a games shop - only to steal from him for months (feel worst about this one)

Been arrested for posession of drugs on 5 occasions - managed to get off with a caution each time.

Various shoplifting/petty thefts.

(These all happened when i was 13-18 years old and under the influence of nearly every drug around. Am 25 now and look back on this in wonder - it's suprising how much you can change in just a few years. Now I get the shivers if i'm a day late paying my internet bill and would never in a million years dream of doing anything illegal again.)
 
Warbie said:
I confess:

Me and a friend got drunk after school and shot a builder in the ass with 2 air rifles. When he hid behind his van we shot its lights out and then his cup of tea. This must have been the last straw cause he went ape shit and attacked the house with a spade /o\ - we hid in the garden shed.
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ROFL!!11one!!!1eleven..:|

That has to be the best one yet :D
 
I think I win:

I stole from the mother****ing United Nations.

(I've done other things, but halflife2.net does in no way endorse any of my actions, and does not have anything to do with my actions, nor do we support doing anything that breaks the law)
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
I love the way you are suppost to tell the person what martial arts you do first so they have a chance to leave.


I can just picture myself trying to dodge a knife attack and saying :


"I must warn you I have *dodge*..... done *crap dodge*.... many martial arts,
including.... *dodge* judo, tai kwon do *dodge*, thai boxing, jeet kun do, ju jit su, *dodge*...... escrima, wing chun..... kung fu and.... some other things too!



Its quite alot to get out before you can touch them...
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ROFL :D


I once tried that, ended up in a dumpster

yeah well when you're 10 you think you can kick the shit out of everyone after watching Enter The Dragon twice
 
my biggest crime would be back in the days , when i was fighting as a mersenary in kongo, and we got attacked by rebels, i had to shoot, even thou they only were armed with mashetes and pistols.

i shot out all 5 ammoboxes that belonged to the mg before i had to retreat, and i estimate myself that i hit on atleast every 3 bullet, somethimes more because they just kept storming forward, desperate as they where, they knew they would be dead anyways if they didnt get us first. in that horrible heat its impossible to think straight anyways.
i allways feel bad about that, i wanst supposed to be there at all, i just got delayed there and would have been far away if plans hadnt altered.
 
i ate a pick n mix sweet from tesco..... and i also ate about five Chocolate coverd rasans from work the other day
 
-I stole baseball cards a long time ago
-Back when AOL was all I could get my hands on, (this was back when they were giving 10 hour trials..) I set up an account just typing in random credit card numbers until one was accepted. We used the account for a couple months and cancelled it. (That wasn't a good idea..nor was it very nice)
-I stole from my work a while back...(Mr. Movies deserved it...)
-My friend's PS1 broke years ago...I gave him the idea to just buy a new one and switch the boxes and return it. It worked (I don't know if this'll work nowadays)

-A few summers ago when I had first earned my driver's license..I was driving with a couple friends by a strip mall that sort of makes an "L" shape. It was a little past midnight..and we had just gotten back from Taco Bell. We had some time to kill and we were bored. So we spotted some shopping carts just chillin' in the corner of the parking lot... I drive to it..my friend picks it up gets back in closes his door and holds onto the cart from the inside. I go to the side of the parking lot and set up for a runup that would aim us at a dumpster behind the stripmall. So I picked up speed (about 50 mph) and told my friend to let go...and I hit the brakes. We watched the cart fly..miss the dumpster hit the curb past it and flip almost 10 feet in the air landing in some bushes. We continued doing this for like 10 min. Then we decided to leave, lo and behold...cops were right behind us. They didn't see what we were doing. They only saw me circle around once. So we came up with a good excuse and he let us go.

-Oh yeah.. and tons of piracy...games, music..etc.
 
hmm.......

I had sex with my GF in the photo dark room in high school.


thats probably illegal. But damn it was fun!
 
THe worst thing i've ever done was probably when I went to a neighborhood being built behind my house, and we found a big bag of mogo sized zip ties. So, we took them and zip tied everything to everything inside of this one house under construcion. We took some vetaliation tubes and zip tied them to the outside side of the house. We also found some motor oil and threw that everywhere. I also zip tied a ladder to the bar in between a pair of double windows. I was only like 12...Id never do that stuff anymore

LOL AMISH THATS THE BEST STORY EVER
 
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