The worst joke ever as told by our own Stigmata

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So here it is the worst joke ever. I cannot believe it. It is so terrible it made me actually laff out loud!

Soupstorm is his Xfire name. Here it goes:

[00:45] Shamrock: im bored
[00:45] Soupstorm: knock knoc
[00:45] Soupstorm: *knock
[00:45] Shamrock: who be thARR!?
[00:45] Soupstorm: an engorged penis!
[00:45] Shamrock: an engorged penis who?
[00:46] Soupstorm: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
[00:46] Soupstorm: >_>
[00:46] Shamrock: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
Oh...god...

That's so bad, but I laughed so hard...
 
xfire excerpts suck, no matter what. Fact. Have a nice day!
 
The sad thing is, I didn't actually find it funny until I saw all of these posts.
 
Shamrock said:
So here it is the worst joke ever.
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orly?

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Knock knock.
I said whos there?
Knock knock.
I said who the **** is there mother****er!!1 Answer the ****ing question!
Knock knock.
AAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrgh *gets gun and opens door* Who the **** are you?
My name is Knock knock.
Oh.
 
Reaktor4 said:
orly?

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Knock knock.
I said whos there?
Knock knock.
I said who the **** is there mother****er!!1 Answer the ****ing question!
Knock knock.
AAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrgh *gets gun and opens door* Who the **** are you?
My name is Knock knock.
Oh.
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That didn't make me laff at all. Not even a smirk. Stigmata ftw.
 
Reaktor4 said:
orly?

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Knock knock.
I said whos there?
Knock knock.
I said who the **** is there mother****er!!1 Answer the ****ing question!
Knock knock.
AAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrgh *gets gun and opens door* Who the **** are you?
My name is Knock knock.
Oh.
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Thanks for making me realize that the first post actually was funny.
 
Shamrock said:
So here it is the worst joke ever. I cannot believe it. It is so terrible it made me actually laff out loud!

Soupstorm is his Xfire name. Here it goes:

[00:45] Shamrock: im bored
[00:45] Soupstorm: knock knoc
[00:45] Soupstorm: *knock
[00:45] Shamrock: who be thARR!?
[00:45] Soupstorm: an engorged penis!
[00:45] Shamrock: an engorged penis who?
[00:46] Soupstorm: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
[00:46] Soupstorm: >_>
[00:46] Shamrock: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Que-Ever said:
xfire excerpts suck, no matter what. Fact. Have a nice day!
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Fine then, I'll tell it using GAIM exceprts!

(00:04:28) Michael: knock knock!
(00:04:32) Mikey T: whos there?
(00:04:35) Michael: an engorged penis!
(00:04:43) Mikey T: ...
(00:04:55) Michael: (just say an engorged penis who. I'll follow through, I promise)
(00:05:03) Mikey T: engorged penis who?
(00:05:18) Michael: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
(00:05:21) Michael: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!
(00:05:45) Michael: C'mon, that's funny!
(00:05:45) Mikey T: ...
(00:05:47) Mikey T: ...
(00:05:48) Mikey T: ...
(00:05:49) Mikey T: ...
(00:05:50) Mikey T: ...
(00:05:54) Mikey T: ...........................................
 
Also, in the meantime, I found a worse one!

(00:06:11) Mikey T: how do you catch unique animals?
(00:06:20) Mikey T: you neek up on em
(00:06:26) Michael: what
(00:06:35) Mikey T: say the answer outloud
(00:06:42) Michael: I did
(00:06:47) Mikey T: unique
(00:06:49) Mikey T: you neek
(00:06:53) Michael: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
 
Siacker said:
Also, in the meantime, I found a worse one!

(00:06:11) Mikey T: how do you catch unique animals?
(00:06:20) Mikey T: you neek up on em
(00:06:26) Michael: what
(00:06:35) Mikey T: say the answer outloud
(00:06:42) Michael: I did
(00:06:47) Mikey T: unique
(00:06:49) Mikey T: you neek
(00:06:53) Michael: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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Hahaahahah, what a dolt.
 
Guevesaui: knock knock
soccerdaisy92: who is there?
Guevesaui: an engorged penis
soccerdaisy92: an engorged penis who?
Guevesaui: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
Guevesaui: BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
soccerdaisy92: oh how witty
soccerdaisy92: hahaha
Guevesaui: don't hate you stinky ho
 
SixThree: no bastards :D
Ennui: knock knock
SixThree: who's there?
Ennui: an engorged penis
SixThree: an engorged penis who
Ennui: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!!
Ennui: :E
SixThree: that wouldn't work if we were doing this orally
Ennui: well we aren't are we
SixThree: NOT YET LOL
Ennui: OLOLOLOLOLOLOMANSECHS
 
Your friend is right Ennui, I told it to my dad and he just sort of walked away.

Anyway, "blonde moment of the night!"

(00:11:58) theycallmefonfa: i live!
(00:12:06) Michael: knock knock!
(00:12:45) Michael: I said knock knock!
(00:13:03) Michael: man you're going to take forever to say "an engored penis who"
(00:13:07) Michael: whoops
(00:13:08) theycallmefonfa: ..
(00:13:10) theycallmefonfa: damn
(00:13:14) theycallmefonfa: you gave it away
(00:13:31) Michael: anyway I was GOING to say "an engorged PEN-is here for you to sign a petition!"
(00:13:41) Michael: get it! *nudge nudge*
(00:13:46) theycallmefonfa: that's a horrible joke
(00:13:56) theycallmefonfa: I LIKE IT
 
FireEyedGenocide (1:11:14 AM): knock knock
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:11:26 AM): whose there?
FireEyedGenocide (1:11:32 AM): an engorged penis
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:11:42 AM): great
FireEyedGenocide (1:12:19 AM): you messed it up
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:12:36 AM): sorry
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:12:39 AM): my bad
FireEyedGenocide (1:13:18 AM): anyway
FireEyedGenocide (1:13:21 AM): try again!
FireEyedGenocide (1:13:24 AM): knock knock
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:13:42 AM): whose there
FireEyedGenocide (1:13:51 AM): an engorged penis
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:14:06 AM): an engorged penis who?
FireEyedGenocide (1:14:49 AM): an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
FireEyedGenocide (1:14:51 AM): hahahahahahahaha
FireEyedGenocide (1:14:59 AM): >_>
Omega28 06 42 12 (1:15:26 AM): go to bed
 
[21:20] Shinryukenaku: omg check this out. you can be my guinea pig for this. ahem. "knock knock".
[21:21] innocent world A: whos there?
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: an engorged penis.
[21:21] innocent world A: an engorged penis who?
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: ahahahahhahah
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: xD
[21:21] innocent world A: LOLL
[21:21] innocent world A: you are so awesome
[21:21] innocent world A: XDDDD
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: <3
[21:21] innocent world A: did you just make that up all on your own
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: hell no
[21:21] Shinryukenaku: i hella stole it.
[21:22] Shinryukenaku: :/
[21:22] innocent world A: come to az and
[21:22] Shinryukenaku: my jokes are waaaiii funnier.
[21:22] innocent world A: we will drive our scoobies together
[21:22] Shinryukenaku: that sounds better.
 
d l0ck 13 (1:18:56 AM): knock knock
d l0ck 13 (1:19:09 AM): wow
d l0ck 13 (1:19:13 AM): KNOCK KNOCK
Bobby (1:19:19 AM): who's there
d l0ck 13 (1:19:23 AM): an engorged penis
d l0ck 13 (1:20:11 AM): COME ON
d l0ck 13 (1:20:16 AM): FINISH THE JOKE
d l0ck 13 (1:20:18 AM): ok start over
d l0ck 13 (1:20:20 AM): knock knock
Bobby (1:20:22 AM): an engorged penis who?
d l0ck 13 (1:20:26 AM): gaddamn it
d l0ck 13 (1:20:28 AM): restart!
d l0ck 13 (1:20:31 AM): KNOCK KNOCK
Bobby (1:20:40 AM): whos' there?
d l0ck 13 (1:20:46 AM): an engorged penis
Bobby (1:20:54 AM): an engorged penis who?
d l0ck 13 (1:21:06 AM): an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
d l0ck 13 (1:21:19 AM): hahahahahahaha
Bobby (1:21:33 AM): wow
d l0ck 13 (1:22:59 AM): you know you loved it
Bobby (1:23:13 AM): that was dumb
Bobby (1:23:16 AM): as HELL
d l0ck 13 (1:23:17 AM): ahhahaahha
 
[21:28] Shinryukenaku: CONK CONK
[21:28] tofeignreality: EEK
[21:28] Shinryukenaku: I mean knock knock.
[21:28] tofeignreality: lol
[21:28] tofeignreality: WHO'S THERE
[21:28] Shinryukenaku: an engorged penis.
[21:28] tofeignreality: :o
[21:28] Shinryukenaku: and you are like "well yeah i knew that" omgroffle but really
[21:29] tofeignreality: lol
[21:29] Shinryukenaku: finish it.
[21:29] Shinryukenaku: an engorged penis.
[21:30] Shinryukenaku: xO
[21:30] Shinryukenaku: squish face
[21:31] tofeignreality: An engorged penis who?
[21:31] Shinryukenaku: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
[21:31] Shinryukenaku: >_>
[21:31] tofeignreality: XD
[21:32] Shinryukenaku: so how bout them lakers eh.
[21:33] tofeignreality: Peeeeenis
[21:33] Shinryukenaku: you are a dirty, dirty girl.
[21:33] tofeignreality: 8D
[21:34] tofeignreality: You started it
[21:34] Shinryukenaku: i started being a dirty dirty girl?
[21:34] tofeignreality: XD
[21:34] tofeignreality: Uh, yes
 
I love it how everyone who hears this joke gets really heitant on saying "an engorged penis who?"
 
(01:30:53) Dave: knock knock
(01:31:03) Kev: yea
(01:31:08) Dave: ....no say
(01:31:09) Dave: whose there
(01:31:17) Kev: ITS MIKE
(01:31:27) Dave: OK JUST SAY WHOSE THERE
(01:31:30) Dave: TRY AGAIN
(01:31:32) Dave: KNOCK KNOCK
(01:31:42) Kev: WHOSE THERE
(01:31:50) Dave: an engorged penis.
(01:31:57) Kev: lol.
(01:32:00) Dave: NO FINISH IT
(01:32:07) Kev: Why?
(01:32:15) Dave: because its a knock knock joke
(01:32:19) Dave: come on
(01:32:25) Dave: "engorged penis who"
(01:32:29) Kev: ok
(01:32:37) Kev: an enorged penis who
(01:32:50) Dave: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
(01:32:51) Dave: LOLOLOLOL
(01:33:05) Dave: funny right?
(01:33:16) Kev: no sorry.
(01:33:20) Dave: ....
 
(00:35:09) Michael: knock knokc
(00:35:28) Caroline: yes?
(00:35:33) Michael: -__-
(00:35:35) Michael: whose there
(00:35:42) Michael: is what you are supposed to say-e-ay
(00:35:49) Caroline: hm -_-
(00:35:52) Michael: so let's start over
(00:35:54) Michael: knock knock
(00:36:13) Caroline: who's there
(00:36:34) Michael: an engorged penis
(00:37:23) Caroline: engorged.. penis who?
(00:37:34) Michael: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
(00:37:57) Caroline: what does engorged mean ?
(00:38:04) Michael: I have no idea, actuall
(00:38:07) Michael: actually*
(00:38:10) Michael: but it's still funny
 
This joke really doesn't work orally.

It just won't seem to... fit.

*cough*
 
If it had simply ended with "An engorged penis!" I would've thought it was great - an anti-joke of sorts, if you will.
As it is... No. Just no.

A better joke:
Three bee-keepers are sitting in a pub discussing bee-to-hive ratios.
the first keeper says:
"I keep 400 bees in three hives"
The second says:
"I keep 600 in four hives."
The third says:
"I keep three million in one hive."
They other two look shocked and say:
"Don't you think that's cruel!?"
To which the third replies:
"Nah, f*ck 'em."

I love that one :)
 
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Granny.
"Granny who?"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Granny.
"Granny who?"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Grannie.
"GRANNY WHO?"
Knock knock.
"Oh, for christ's - who's there?"
Auntie.
"Auntie who?"
AUNTIE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE?
 
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