The worst joke ever as told by our own Stigmata

[MorganFreeman911]

Immenor says:
hey.
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
You wana hear a knockknock joke?
...
Immenor says:
aha, ok.
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
Knock Knock.
Immenor says:
Immenor says:
no, just no.
pie. i mean, whos there.
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
An engorged penis.
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
(I didn't make this up)
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
...
Immenor says:
whaT WHAT WHAT=/ an engorged penis whoooooooo 0_o o_0?
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
An engorged Pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
Immenor says:
omg
Immenor says:
thats stupid
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
Yea.
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=110072
Immenor says:
laME
λlex Oh Bugger. says:
So stupid it's funny.
Immenor says:
no, just no.

 

[Idonno >_<]

I like it. Its one of those..."Man this joke suxed and thats why its funny" Kind of jokes. LOL

 

[Narcolepsy]

I like it. Its one of those..."Man this joke suxed and thats why its funny" Kind of jokes. LOL

Yeah! You nailed it LOL

 

[JNightshade]

LOL

 

[Que-Ever]

Lol?

 

[Stigmata]

LOL

LOL

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Lol @ Lol.

 

[Smoke]

Lol @ Lol.

lolololololololol

 

[DreadLord]

I like it. Its one of those..."Man this joke suxed and thats why its funny" Kind of jokes. LOL

An epic reading of this post can be found here:
http://idonno.ytmnd.com/

 

[JNightshade]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Narcolepsy]

An epic reading of this post can be found here:
http://idonno.ytmnd.com/

LOL

UPDATE: I have not stopped laughing yet.

 

[Que-Ever]

An epic reading of this post can be found here:
http://idonno.ytmnd.com/

lol!

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

That YTMND was painful.

So they are at it again... says:
o______________O
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
?
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
>.<
So they are at it again... says:
kowabunga doods.
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
*LoL*
So they are at it again... says:
knock knock.
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
who's there?
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:

So they are at it again... says:
xD
So they are at it again... says:
an engorged penis.
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
*LoL*
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
oh my
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
:O
So they are at it again... says:
say the line
So they are at it again... says:
trust me it may or may not be hilarious.
So they are at it again... says:
an engorged penis who xO
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
*LoL*
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
silly boy
So they are at it again... says:
knock knock.
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
oh boy... who's there?
So they are at it again... says:
an engorged penis.
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
oh dear....an engorged penis who?...
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
>.<
So they are at it again... says:
an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
So they are at it again... says:
>_>
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
BAH! You're cheesy! *LoL*
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
silly boy!
So they are at it again... says:
It's that easy. It's that cheesy.
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
*LoL*
Lady Lee, the Melancholy Muse * ^.^ * says:
that's a ridiculous commercial


The MSN way it does names makes it look longer than it really is. Do not be fooled!

 

[Que-Ever]

That
lol
XD
wtf
Wasn't
rofl
0____0
Funny
:/
LOL
penis
At
:|
lol
All.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I'm more or less trying to show the anti-funny. :/

 

[Que-Ever]

I think you went above and beyond expectations.

 

[DreadLord]

*LoL* o_____0 >.<

So Asian.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

*LoL* o_____0 >.<

So Asian.

Not just Asian, Korean! :D
And full of spunk.

 

[DeusExMachina]

An epic reading of this post can be found here:
http://idonno.ytmnd.com/

Your voice could tame a wildabeast

 

[DreadLord]

Your voice could tame a wildabeast

Is that a good thing? I don't get it.. lol

 

[DeusExMachina]

Well I was gonna put a :naughty: but then I thought that might be too creepy.

 

[JNightshade]

There's no such thing as "too creepy" on HL2.net

 

[Zeus]

Lol...but that's not the worst joke ever. The worst joke ever is

1) knock knock
2) Whos there?
1) no one
2) no one who?
1) No really, no ones there
2) D:

 

[JNightshade]

...
:|

 

[DeusExMachina]

(22:02:20) Dave: knock knock
(22:02:28) Alec: whos there
(22:02:35) Dave: an engorged penis
(22:02:48) Alec: An engorged penis who?
(22:03:20) Dave: an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
(22:03:23) Dave: lololololol
(22:03:33) Alec: LOL
(22:03:42) Alec: Nice try asshole my dad used that one last week
(22:03:43) Alec: :|
(22:03:44) Alec: GG
(22:03:45) Dave: ...
(22:04:02) Alec: GG

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Alec (10:06:57 PM): Knock knock
Dave (10:07:05 PM): whose there
Alec (10:07:09 PM): UR MOM
Dave (10:07:14 PM): hey mom
Alec (10:07:17 PM): ......

 

[Stigmata]

Alec (10:06:57 PM): Knock knock
Dave (10:07:05 PM): whose there
Alec (10:07:09 PM): UR MOM
Dave (10:07:14 PM): hey mom
Alec (10:07:17 PM): ......

[ninja edit] You should have rolled with it.

Alec (10:07:17 PM): Hey sweetie...
Alec (10:07:34 PM): /unhooks bra

 

[DeusExMachina]

Alec (10:06:57 PM): Knock knock
Dave (10:07:05 PM): whose there
Alec (10:07:09 PM): UR MOM
Dave (10:07:14 PM): hey mom
Alec (10:07:17 PM): ......

We are no longer bros :|

 

[evil^milk]

I'm ur mum.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

An epic reading of this post can be found here:
http://idonno.ytmnd.com/

"And that's why it's funny. LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Lol?

Que, are you in a bad mood?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Alec: HOLY SHIT..I..I HAVE AN IDEA
Dave: wut
Alec: Nevermind you suck

 

[Que-Ever]

Que, are you in a bad mood?

**** you.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

**** you.

Sorry, I just had to.

 

[Raziaar]

Noone laughed at my intranet joke

 

[MorganFreeman911]

What was it?

 

[AntiAnto]

What was it?

Something about tubes tied together.

Horrible, it was.

 

[Raziaar]

What was it?

What happens when you get your tubes tied?

You form an intranet!


Yep... horrible. <cackles> I do Ted Stevens proud.

 

[evil^milk]

andres. says:
Knock Knock
. eeh!? says:
who's there? *rolls eyes*
andres. says:
an engorged penis!
. eeh!? says:
an engorged penis who? D=
andres. says:
an engorged pen-IS here for you to sign a petition with!
(oh god that was terrible.)
. eeh!? says:
lmfao
that was awesome XD

right...

 

[Steven]

lol @ this thread