There's hope for some of you yet! ..so long as you have $7000

[CptStern]

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

talking? why would I pay money for it to talk? the inventor is missing the point of having a SEXbot

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2


oh and you WILL have nightmares

creepy but I guess so are the customers:

"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

Roxxxy won't be available for delivery for several months, but Hines is taking pre-orders through his Web site, TrueCompanion.com, where thousands of men have signed up.

"They're like, 'I can't wait to meet her,' " Hines said. "It's almost like the anticipation of a first date."

 

[Acepilotf14]

Japs already did it, and better. In a variety of fetishes.

 

[Suicide Machine]

I like that square-shaped face. A lot.

 

[Eejit]

Catherine Tate?

 

[No Limit]

Yeah, that's definietly something I'd wanna bang.

 

[knut]

Catherine Tate?

holy shit this

 

[CptStern]

she looks like she's about to nag you out of an erection

 

[Warped]

$7,000 will get you like 5000 blow jobs in real life!! silly nerds

 

[CptStern]

$7,000 will get you like 5000 blow jobs in real life!! silly nerds

what kind of toothless, limbless, aids ridden tranny crackwhore would charge $1.40 for sex? wtf your standards are appallingly low

 

[Ezra]

Phhh, you may be able to sex that thing but can it go into the kitchen and make you a sandwich afterwards? I doubt it.

 

[Qonfused]

she looks like she's about to nag you out of an erection

Oh God Stern made me laugh.

 

[VirusType2]

I wonder how much product testing this thing has gone through. I bet each one is tested thoroughly before leaving the factory.

 

[Raziaar]

I wonder how much product testing this thing has gone through. I bet each one is tested thoroughly before leaving the factory.

Excessive forces test.

 

[Shyam]

what kind of toothless, limbless, aids ridden tranny crackwhore would charge $1.40 for sex? wtf your standards are appallingly low

Even the vietnamese ones charge five dorra.

 

[Tyguy]

oh no, that looks like a co-worker....BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

 

[Vegeta897]

Even the vietnamese ones charge five dorra.

And them's 1960s dollars!

That's like $25 now or something.

 

[YROC]

She resembles the chick from mythbusters. Also, her bottom lip is real huge.

I wonder if she'll come out looking like a Terminator if you set her on fire.

 

[Raziaar]

That slack jawed look she has kind of makes her look like she has down syndrome.


And what the **** is up with those cheekbones and that cheek blush. MY GOD it makes my fear of Palin's cheeks look pale in comparison. It looks like the left side of her face is swollen.

 

[YROC]

dat man jaw

 

[Remus]

Sex bots... if you can't make them right, don't make them at all.

 

[Ezra]

I hate Catherine Tate

 

[Vegeta897]

I'd sooner have sex with that guy.

 

[No Limit]

$7,000 will get you like 5000 blow jobs in real life!! silly nerds

Damn dude, I thought the $20 hookers were bad enough.

 

[Tyguy]

i'd say if it has FM radio or iTunes i'm putting a bag over the head and going to town.

 

[VirusType2]

I'd hit it. Eh oh god, it probably has a tray you need to clean out. You will never be the same.

 

[Tyguy]

how cool would it be if it was like a creepy crawlers type of tray and you could make little bugs with your cum...the ideas are endless.


*EASY BAKE OVEN?

 

[Raziaar]

how cool would it be if it was like a creepy crawlers type of tray and you could make little bugs with your cum...the ideas are endless.


*EASY BAKE OVEN?

Oh god, what is WRONG with you! lol

 

[CptStern]

how cool would it be if it was like a creepy crawlers type of tray and you could make little bugs with your cum...the ideas are endless.


*EASY BAKE OVEN?

now you can make jelly donuts with REAL filling

 

[VirusType2]

Just imagine that GI Joe Kung Foo Grip.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

wtf, at least make it look attractive.

 

[CyberPitz]

oh no, that looks like a co-worker....BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

Now you gotta show her this article...and record her reactionface.

 

[MJ12]

NSFW LINKS BELOW

I cant stop laughing at this photo-

http://www.truecompanion.com/about.html


Also, creepiest video-

http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/201002/5057/Roxxxy-sex-doll-is-world-s-first-TrueCompanion


Lol, at all the assholes in the back screaming.

 

[Raziaar]

Creeeeeeeeepy indeed.

 

[MJ12]

I like how he starts talking about his dead friend or something and the video just cuts him off. So Awkward.

 

[Raziaar]

I like how he starts talking about his dead friend or something and the video just cuts him off. So Awkward.

Wait, what?

At the end he's talking about swapping the doll out with your friends... kind of like wife swapping.

Great... because that's what guys want to do... stick their penis in plastic or rubber cavities that some other dude has cummed in either that night or weeks ago.

 

[Vegeta897]

Great... because that's what guys want to do... stick their penis in plastic or rubber cavities that some other dude has cummed in either that night or weeks ago.

You are so naive.

 

[Reginald]

I hate Catherine Tate

At least Tate has boobies.

That sex robot just looks like it has two big old... bags of sand.

 

[Raziaar]

You are so naive.

Naive because I think that sounds gross? Do you like to stick your penis into dolls that some other dude has recently jizzed in or used for sex previously and maybe failed to clean it?

Do tell me... what am I naive about? Why am I naive because I find doll swapping completely retarded and disgusting?

At least Tate has boobies.

That sex robot just looks like it has two big old... bags of sand.

 

[Vegeta897]

That's not what I was saying at all. Why do you put words in my mouth? What you said was that guys don't want to do that, not that you don't.

There are lots of guys who would be into that. And not gay guys.

 

[Raziaar]

That's not what I was saying at all. Why do you put words in my mouth? What you said was "guys don't want to do that" not "I don't want to do that".

There are lots of guys who would be into that. And not gay guys.

.... wow. You couldn't just gather from my sarcastic post that maybe... just maybe... I wasn't talking about every man on the face of the earth? You gleaned from my post that I suffer from naivety that there are some dudes out there who wouldn't be bothered at all by getting their dicks all in the stickiness of another guy?

You're right man... I am naive. What is a fetish? What are perverts?