Moto
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- Feb 2, 2004
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--People who cannot put their cell phones down for one second are really annoying. It's a phone, get over it and get over yourself.
--Girls that take self portraits with a scrunched up face and peace sign while looking out of frame. Not sexy, not edgy, not cool, just makes me wish you were dead.
--Bros. Anyone from California will know what I'm talking about. These people are the scum of the earth. If you're from England, think Chav and that's basically it. Just replace tracksuits with all black shirt and shorts and ricer cars with lifted trucks.
--People that talk non-stop about how wasted they got last night.
--People that take photos at parties and hold up their alcohol in the photos as if it's some kind of evidence that they were at a party and having a good time.
--People who really suck at motocross and think it's okay to get on the track with a bunch of skilled riders.
--Girls that wear those ridiculously huge sunglasses. They're not cute, they don't make you look cool, they're just ugly as sin and the only reason you wear them is because you're an idiot that does whatever MTV says is cool. Every time I see someone wearing these, I want to grab the glasses, throw them on the ground, and repeatedly stomp on them.
--People who are obsessed with Apple products and think that everything Apple comes out with is underground and edgy. It's mass-marketed, mass-produced edginess, you idiots. It's like Hollister clothing. I have a Macbook, but it's nothing to get too excited about. It's a nice computer that does everyday computer tasks with a few neat features, nothing more. Chill out.
--People who wear nothing but Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch. Wow, you're cool with your $100 T-shirt. Actually, you're a retard who laps up anything trendy and you have no idea what you actually like. You just want a status symbol to wear. Except instead of being a status indicator, these products are really just a warning label that says "Stay away from me, I'm a trendy, tasteless idiot."
--People who leave the sticker on their baseball hats just because some douchebag rapper did it and now it's trendy. If they lose the sticker, the hat is no good. **** New Era. Leaving the sticker on your hat is retarded. Please reevaluate your right to breathe if you do this.
--Die-hard "conservatives" that think that being a conservative means doing the opposite of whatever the democrats want to do. Wrong, asshole.
--The phrase "same difference." What does that even mean?
--Girls that take self portraits with a scrunched up face and peace sign while looking out of frame. Not sexy, not edgy, not cool, just makes me wish you were dead.
--Bros. Anyone from California will know what I'm talking about. These people are the scum of the earth. If you're from England, think Chav and that's basically it. Just replace tracksuits with all black shirt and shorts and ricer cars with lifted trucks.
--People that talk non-stop about how wasted they got last night.
--People that take photos at parties and hold up their alcohol in the photos as if it's some kind of evidence that they were at a party and having a good time.
--People who really suck at motocross and think it's okay to get on the track with a bunch of skilled riders.
--Girls that wear those ridiculously huge sunglasses. They're not cute, they don't make you look cool, they're just ugly as sin and the only reason you wear them is because you're an idiot that does whatever MTV says is cool. Every time I see someone wearing these, I want to grab the glasses, throw them on the ground, and repeatedly stomp on them.
--People who are obsessed with Apple products and think that everything Apple comes out with is underground and edgy. It's mass-marketed, mass-produced edginess, you idiots. It's like Hollister clothing. I have a Macbook, but it's nothing to get too excited about. It's a nice computer that does everyday computer tasks with a few neat features, nothing more. Chill out.
--People who wear nothing but Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch. Wow, you're cool with your $100 T-shirt. Actually, you're a retard who laps up anything trendy and you have no idea what you actually like. You just want a status symbol to wear. Except instead of being a status indicator, these products are really just a warning label that says "Stay away from me, I'm a trendy, tasteless idiot."
--People who leave the sticker on their baseball hats just because some douchebag rapper did it and now it's trendy. If they lose the sticker, the hat is no good. **** New Era. Leaving the sticker on your hat is retarded. Please reevaluate your right to breathe if you do this.
--Die-hard "conservatives" that think that being a conservative means doing the opposite of whatever the democrats want to do. Wrong, asshole.
--The phrase "same difference." What does that even mean?
BUY A CONSOLE! OR ANYTHING! ANYTHING ELSE!
