Things you have always wanted to say

[SamuraiKenji]

I have always had the urge to say
Did you get that memo?
or
Didint you get the memo?


What about you guys?

 

[Krynn72]

You're a boob.

 

[-Kashmir-]

I just said this today, but I always wanted to say it.

"I can't believe I wittingly surround myself with you people."

 

[Sheepo]

I like to say "Need a dispenser here" or some variant of it and frequently do, baffling the real world

 

[CptStern]

to christians:

WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW!!!

perferably after Vishnu descends from the heavens to judge mankind

 

[Eejit]

"Alright Charlie, that the joint?"

 

[Beerdude26]

I love military speak, so I guess "Alpha Squad takes left, while Beta flanks right. Go."

 

[Vegeta897]

Where's the ****ING MONEY

 

[Gazork0]

"I can't give you my license, officer...."

You can probably guess how this one goes

 

[Vegeta897]

Why not?

Said the headcrab officer back to john freeman.

 

[Gazork0]

BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!1one!11

*shoots Vegeta in the face and thinks "My brother is in trouble, there!" and drives faster*

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Lol at John Freeman refrence

 

[Unfocused]

"Yippie kay ey, mother****er!"

Actually j/k. I probably said that sometime anyway.

 

[Remus]

I always wanted to say.....



wait for it...



















GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAHH!!!!!111

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"That's my hand love"

"SQUEEBLE DEEBLE DAGGLE FAGGLE"

"I love you"

"Why the short face?"

"Waiter, your balls are in my soup"

 

[Remus]

"I love you"

YOU MONSTER!

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

Ladies! Please! You can ALL marry me!

 

[Trevelyan]

/roar

 

[Smoke]

I told you she was Danish.

 

[CyberPitz]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can totally see myself in your pants."

 

[French Ninja]

I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL THIS PLACE RANDOM!!!! XD

 

[Que-Ever]

etad?

Most things that I want to say, I say. Don't hold back.

 

[spunge]

i've been trying to get "I'll call ripleys" into conversations after someone says something mundane

"talk to my lawyer" - ill be able to do that some day.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Go up to someone and tell
"LAWLZORMOFGER"

 

[L3N!N]

I came.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"Yes officer, that is when I decided to hide the body."

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Whats that from?
Wait...dont tell me i dont wanna know >..>

 

[MJ12]

There is a bitchy girl in one of my classes that I occasionally pretend to hit on to piss her off. Once she shouted "LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE NAME!"

I was about to respond "You seemed to know my name pretty well last night, har har harrrr" but the teacher walked by.

 

[Lokizen]

"Well, I don't think I'm contagious anymore..."

 

[AJ Rimmer]

No officer, that is not the spade I killed her with....

That is the spade with which I killed her. Never end a sentence with a preposition, I expected more from one of New York's finest.

 

[MFD00M]

There is a bitchy girl in one of my classes that I occasionally pretend to hit on to piss her off. Once she shouted "LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE NAME!"

I was about to respond "You seemed to know my name pretty well last night, har har harrrr" but the teacher walked by.

haha I do that with this one aid that walks by the spot where we eat lunch.

"Damnnn lookin' fly as hell Ms. Mckelvie.."

 

[SamuraiKenji]

One time not to long ago i was at the Art Musiem and i was on the top floor(5th floor) and i SO wanted to scream "ALIENS!" at the top of my lungs

 

[ShinRa]

"Is it in yet?"


Oh....

 

[Emporius]

There is a bitchy girl in one of my classes that I occasionally pretend to hit on to piss her off.

Most fun thing ever

 

[SimonomiS]

"I am truly happy and satisfied with my life today."

;(

 

[MJ12]

haha I do that with this one aid that walks by the spot where we eat lunch.

"Damnnn lookin' fly as hell Ms. Mckelvie.."

Most fun thing ever

I am giving blood tommorow because our school has blood drives, she was asking all around "Are you giving blood?! Anyone, please give blood with me! I'm scared"

I sit right behind her and lean in with a G-Man voice...
Me: "Morgan.... I'm giving blood tommorow.. do not worry."

Her: "Eh... uh, oh, oh, when?"

No officer, that is not the spade I killed her with....

That is the spade with which I killed her. Never end a sentence with a preposition, I expected more from one of New York's finest.

buahahah!

 

[Glirk Dient]

"I am truly happy and satisfied with my life today."

;(

I feel ya. Just gotta understand nobody has a "perfect" life. Everyone has shit going on but don't let that get ya down. Just figure out all the shit you gotta do to get your life where ya want it.

Anyways I work at a buffet and every sunday I get people handing me jesus cards all day long. One time I just want to tell them their god isn't real. These are the people who have probably never heard anyone say this to them ever so I suspect it would get a pretty good reaction to these close minded people.

 

[Ennui]

"Hello officer. License and registration, you say?"

/flips on car stereo, NWA starts pulsing, and I rap along

"**** tha police comin' straight from the underground...
a young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
and not the otha color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
well **** that shit cause i aint the one
for a punk mother****er with a badge an a gun
to be beatin on, and throwin in jail
we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
****in wid me cause im a teenager
wid a little bit of gold and a pagerr
searching my car
lookin for tha product
thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
..."

I know the whole song but I'll spare you guys.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Thank you
I didint even want that part

 

[ShinRa]

"I can't possibly be the father..."