Things you've milked.

[RakuraiTenjin]

I've never milked a cow but I milked a horse once.

What have you all milked before?

 

[The Mullinator]

err... Well technically we have all milked our Mothers before, although I would rather not think about it.

Other than that I have only milked a cow. Also what is with this thread? This definitaly deserves some kind of award for strangest thread yet.

 

[Shuzer]

I've milked my.. .. ..

 

[Foxtrot]

I milk myself about 4 times a day.

 

[The Mullinator]

heh right. I forgot about... my male milk generator.

 

[Icarus]

A Cat


Just kidding (Meet the Parents Joke "I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?)

I've only milked a Cow

 

[disruptioN_]

I milk myself about 4 times a day.

:thumbs:


I think I milked a cow when I was little too.

 

[The Mullinator]

A Cat


Just kidding (Meet the Parents Joke "I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?)

I've only milked a Cow

lol, that was such a funny movie. Forgot about that line too.

 

[Foxtrot]

:thumbs:


I think I milked a cow when I was little too.

Oh snap!

 

[Ikerous]

A cow a goat and a chicken

 

[gh0st]

A cow a goat and a chicken

how the hell do you milk a chicken. they arent even mammals.

 

[nw909]

how the hell do you milk a chicken. they arent even mammals.

Maybe it was a rooster, and he...oh god.

 

[gh0st]

Maybe it was a rooster, and he...oh god.

there is no emoticon...

 

[Ikerous]

I guess i shouldnt have drank it then...

 

[burnzie]

Maybe it was a rooster, and he...oh god.

get out... :|

I guess i shouldnt have drank it then...

Seriously what the ****

 

[Tr0n]

I guess i shouldnt have drank it then...

.....wtf???

 

[Yuri]

how the hell do you milk a chicken. they arent even mammals.

You have to cut off its head with a butcher knife.

Only way to milk a chicken.

 

[Ikerous]

You have to cut off its head with a butcher knife.

Only way to milk a chicken.

Thats not how i did it..
I'm really hopin that was milk...
Now i feel bad for the chicken
Poor girl. Or guy...

 

[Lil' Timmy]

a cat, a dog, and a human (no, i'm not talking about my mother). i was a curious kid.

 

[Tr0n]

Thats not how i did it..
I'm really hopin that was milk...
Now i feel bad for the chicken
Poor girl. Or guy...

Your joking....right? :O

 

[Letters]

Thats not how i did it..
I'm really hopin that was milk...
Now i feel bad for the chicken
Poor girl. Or guy...

Chickens are all girls, newb. (And are you sure it wasn't just... poo? :O)


And I've never had any milking experience...

* Letters is deprived

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Thats not how i did it..
I'm really hopin that was milk...
Now i feel bad for the chicken
Poor girl. Or guy...

lol.. hey, don't worry, it was probably crop milk.

 

[Ikerous]

Chickens are all girls, newb.

Yea.. but apparently it might have been male...

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Chickens are all girls, newb. [/COLOR]

hens are female, chickens are either.

 

[Yuri]

Yea.. but apparently it might have been male...

Then it would be a rooster.

You sick fiend.

My way is so much more humane.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

it was crop milk you retards!

 

[Ikerous]

Wtf is crop milk?

 

[Yuri]

it was crop milk you retards!

Boy, am I glad the well-mannered Lil' Timmy is back!

 

[Tr0n]

Wtf is crop milk?

Ditto.

 

[Letters]

hens are female, chickens are either.

WTF? I don't look at a rooster and go, "Look, a chicken! ARRhaha!"... no... no, that would be stupid...

 

[Ames]

WTF? I don't look at a rooster and go, "Look, a chicken! ARRhaha!"... no... no, that would be stupid...

Dictionary.com to the rescue!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=chicken

 

[Ikerous]

"A young gay male, especially as sought by an older man. "
Lmao, Dictionary.com owns

 

[Letters]

And today I learned what the **** a chicken is... wow...

 

[Lil' Timmy]

http://www.stanfordalumni.org/birdsite/text/essays/Bird_Milk.html
why am i the only person here of above retarded intelligence? i hope you all die in startling ways.

WTF? I don't look at a rooster and go, "Look, a chicken! ARRhaha!"... no... no, that would be stupid...

yes.. that would be rather odd.. with the exclamation and laughing and all.. i mean, it's just a chicken.

 

[Viperidae]

I've milked the chickens in Italy. They wouldn't give me any eggs tho. ;(

 

[Yuri]

WTF? I don't look at a rooster and go, "Look, a chicken! ARRhaha!"... no... no, that would be stupid...

I can picture it...

(I'm so late )

 

[Letters]

why am i the only person here of above retarded intelligence? i hope you all die in startling ways.

Why thank you... wouldn't want to go out the boring way... dying in your sleep is over-rated.


Ed. Haha, Erestheux... that's exactly how I look too... :O

 

[Ikerous]

MSPaint is God....

I plan on dying in a vehicle accident
Flying 40 feet before i die sounds fun

-_- I wish i could play italy in source
I get 14fps on the lowest settings
In dust, and only about 9 in italy

 

[Viperidae]

Ed. Haha, Erestheux... that's exactly how I look too... :O

A fat blob with no head, just eyes, and a sesame street ABC shirt?

Me too!

 

[Yuri]

A fat blob with no head, just eyes, and a sesame street ABC shirt?

His name is Letters. :hmph:

yes.. that would be rather odd.. with the exclamation and laughing and all.. i mean, it's just a chicken.

See my illistration for a better understanding of the subject at hand.