This Girl

Farrowlesparrow said:
Or, more likely, poems like the Dedalus has just put up :)
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;(

i don't get it..i try...


*walks away slowly with 'Why Does It Always Rain On Me' by Travis playing in the background*
 
Man, there was this hot chick on "wheel of fortune" just now... (its college week or something) I wanted to ask her out but I just couldn't... I was about to then she interupted me and bought a vowell, I was so damn sure it was a sign...until...until.....a commercial for "beano" interrupted us..
 
hahaha thats great farrowlesparrow, never seen that one before :)
 
I still can't believe people ask for love advice on a gaming forum!!
 
Max35 said:
Okay, so my current job at Wal-Mart isn't the most rewarding, but there is someone there that makes it going a little more worthwhile. I have a crush on this hot girl who works over in jewelry, thing is, I don't know if she likes me or not. I was %100 sure she was talking about me one time in the breakroom w/ this other girl. All I heard was "That dude" and "I know", so I automatically thought it was bad. Recent events have confirmed this, kind of. I mentioned to another co-worker I might ask her out, he said something like "she's out of your league" (even though he's a weak little b*tch and I could care less about his opinion, it still offended me). And she is leaving in a month to go back to school, so I have very little time to make teh moves. Someone, help!.
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Go up to her and tell her this:

"Hey baby, I got a piece of jewelry wrapped around my p3nis! HAX IT FOR ME B!TCH!"
 
mortiz said:
I still can't believe people ask for love advice on a gaming forum!!
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Its the off-topic forum, FYI :P. I'm sure much more frivolous things have been posted in this forum.

btw, I did try talking to her, and she ignored me, problemo solved I guess.
 
At least you got the courage to go and talk to her.Don't worry dude...you will find another. ;)
 
mortiz said:
I still can't believe people ask for love advice on a gaming forum!!
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I think its because people like to rely on friends for help, and obviously, this forum has a number of people that he feels safe talking too.. its a credit to the forum that such a community exists. However, i just dont know what will happen if this becomes a mushy love-advice forum lol, but the odd topic here and there is a good thing not a bad thing, and at least the advice that other people can read is perhaps, (as you have implied) going to the people that need it most (not that i agree) :P :thumbs:
 
If we had a love thread then badger would just hijack it and spam it or there would be stern in his b. white costume singing. It would be chaotic :O
 
this world is a twisted place where looks are over valued and age is like a plague. Remember, relationships based on looks don't last and only inflict damage on both parties involved. So what if men aren't as bothered by that sort of thing, do the right thing because it's the right thing.

While I'm not attempting to discourage anyone, I do not recommend, as a phychologist or whatever it is I am, entering into a relationship based on looks. Lasting relationships are better for mental and physical health.

My $0.02 that is probably unwanted, yet probably needed.
 
theGreenBunny said:
"Hey, wanna come over to my place and post at halflife2.net?"

'Sure!'
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that's a good one thx for the new sig
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
Girls are....ummm....difficult to say the least....TEHY aRE teH CONFUSORS!
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Best statment ever created in the history of everything.
 
All I can say is ask her out and if u she turns u down, then that's life 4 ya.
 
Rebecca said:
All I can say is ask her out and if u she turns u down, then that's life 4 ya.
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He allready did and got turned down, or something anyways. Your abit late for this thread.
 
Even though you already know now, i was gunna say dont even go there. :p

I worked with this girl and i got her number the first time i ever met her, we was out 3 days later, cinema on the 4th day, out again on the 5th and 6th day then i ended it haha, she was a real babe as well and only 16 :( im 19. I dont even know why i ended it (well it was'nt the best reason) but im trying to rectify that now and im stuck for words lol...wtf to do! I think ive fallen in love but after saying it isnt working, so basically ive pissed on my own chips. Id normally just be like "yeah cool kthx" *finds another girl* but i just cant stop thinking about her....seriously fuxxed up!.

Women are whats wrong with this world haha.
 
Women - Can't live with them, can't have have heterosexual sex without them.
 
SLH said:
Women - Can't live with them, can't have have heterosexual sex without them.
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Yes you can, but beastiality is probably prohibited.
 
Women - Can't live with them and yet they're everywhere.
 
Alig said:
Even though you already know now, i was gunna say dont even go there. :p

I worked with this girl and i got her number the first time i ever met her, we was out 3 days later, cinema on the 4th day, out again on the 5th and 6th day then i ended it haha, she was a real babe as well and only 16 :( im 19. I dont even know why i ended it (well it was'nt the best reason) but im trying to rectify that now and im stuck for words lol...wtf to do! I think ive fallen in love but after saying it isnt working, so basically ive pissed on my own chips. Id normally just be like "yeah cool kthx" *finds another girl* but i just cant stop thinking about her....seriously fuxxed up!.

Women are whats wrong with this world haha.
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Oh, I see. You screw yourself out of a great relationship, but it's the women that are wrong in the world.
 
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