Three Word Story

[synth]

The point of this is to make a story with everyone posting 3 words at a time. Just continue what the person before you posted. I will start -


One day, a

 

[Murray_H]

big brown tomato

 

[synth]

decided to go

 

[Dave]

to a shop

 

[dafreakman]

and buy some

 

[Fat Tony!]

crowbars, he decided

 

[jhero]

to go home

 

[synth]

and use his

 

[Dave]

non-crowbar-related item to..

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

...generate some money...

 

[Zerox]

to buy Comical Ali..

 

[Dux]

a new tank...

 

[Sat]

so that he

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

could impress his

 

[jhero]

future fat wife

 

[Murray_H]

but she wanted

 

[jhero]

lettuce, croutons, and dressing

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

...to make a...

 

[jhero]

salad with herself

 

[Fat Tony!]

he pays whore

 

[jhero]

to sleep with...

 

[Sat]

because he wasn't

 

[Fat Tony!]

fat enough for

 

[jhero]

the president's daughter

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

...who is a...

 

[jhero]

stupid fat whore..

 

[Stone]

...on the weekends...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

...but during week-days...

 

[Sat]

...she is the...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Amazon Princess Wonder-Woman


(This thread is quickly deteriorating)

 

[Stone]

. Bob the Stone...

(you mean it's not dead yet?!?)

 

[Sat]

is a real...

 

[Stone]

big spender, he...

 

[Sat]

just can't stop...

 

[Stone]

Splashing out on...

 

[Sat]

this ****ing thing...

 

[Gojin]

Valve decided to

 

[Stone]

...close the thread?....

 

[Sat]

instead of releasing...

 

[Gojin]

HL2 to the