Toaster Leigh's birthday

[Eejit]

In a similar vein, I ordered a beer. My handwriting's not very good, though. Hope it got to the right address.

The bear was meant to deliver a keg of beer. Did you not receive it? Perhaps the bear drank the beer and that's why it got the date wrong.

 

[VirusType2]

I gave you the wrong hedgehog yesterday. Sorry about that, but I'll need to take it back.

This one's even better! You won't tell the difference. Kind of like the Pope, as you say - right?