33. On in house test run of Steam allowing the beta testers to purchase Half-Life 2 simulated, one of the testers found he could avoid having to pay simply by changing "Half-Life 1" to "Half-Life 2" in a hex editor inside the cache file.
Top Ten Reasons for HL2 Delay [Humor]
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39. Any sequel of Half-Life must contain atleast 1 delay using the fanboyism rule: Particle synthesis of the decay rate for the Half-Life of element radon emitted a polymer like substance relative to ionized carbon13 such that r(o2) by the square root of the hypotenues of a quadrilateral triangle is 3x(y-x) along the x axis parallel to a coplaner level whos tangent is divided into the matrixes rule when introduced to a catalyst at 205°kelvin with inverse average mass of pi(r2) within volumetric distance relative to point y of a concave polygonal datagram.
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40. They decided to keep working on new versions of CS, and instead of adding new features that aren't buggy, they scrapped that idea and decided to add new maps instead. 50 of them, none of which anyone will ever play (they'll all just keep playing de_dust).
*EDIT* Changed to 40 for the sake of continuity
*EDIT* Changed to 40 for the sake of continuity
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Quintuple posting isn't cool
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44. VALVe is taking time to read a thread called "Top Ten Reasons for HL2 Delay [Humor]" and the game will be posponed untill the thread dies.
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Ugh. Don't even say that. That's my worst nightmare.
45. Half-Life 2 has been labelled a "terrorist threat" by the US government, due to its realisticly simulated violence. It is currently being held at an unknown location for an undisclosed amount of time.
46. Gordon was recently seen waiting in line for Duke Nukem Forever.
46. Gordon was recently seen waiting in line for Duke Nukem Forever.
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50. On August 25th at 7:38pm EST the Steam content distribution system became self aware. Valve's minuteman missile defense systems were launched on id software's buildings, setting off a chain reaction of events that left Texas, a large crater.
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10. Gabe dropped his glasses, and when eating some cookies, he ate all the backups istead
9. There is no VALVe
8. VALVe got killed by their own creations
7. VALVe is preparing for Half-Life3, the ultimate gaming expericene, it will be like disneyland, they bought some part of texas and are building a city, but something went wrong, all the staff got killed by the striders
6. They are changing Gordon to a 25 year old blond guy with alot of muscles, just to see how Alyx AI will react on them...
5. The AI is to good, everyone knows that gordon kills everything and can't be stopped, so all the enemies are hidden, and VALVe is trying to find them
4. VU wants to test the game first, but the AI is so smart, that VU can't even complete the Hazardcourse
3. VALVe is f*cking with us, pretending there is a HL2...
2. ID, VALVe and 3drealms are merging, canceling all their project to build the ultimate game: Doom-Life: Forever
1. i don't know
9. There is no VALVe
8. VALVe got killed by their own creations
7. VALVe is preparing for Half-Life3, the ultimate gaming expericene, it will be like disneyland, they bought some part of texas and are building a city, but something went wrong, all the staff got killed by the striders
6. They are changing Gordon to a 25 year old blond guy with alot of muscles, just to see how Alyx AI will react on them...
5. The AI is to good, everyone knows that gordon kills everything and can't be stopped, so all the enemies are hidden, and VALVe is trying to find them
4. VU wants to test the game first, but the AI is so smart, that VU can't even complete the Hazardcourse
3. VALVe is f*cking with us, pretending there is a HL2...
2. ID, VALVe and 3drealms are merging, canceling all their project to build the ultimate game: Doom-Life: Forever
1. i don't know
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Well mate, I hate to break it to you, but yes you are correct on the polise, anyone who spells it that way is just dumb, but as Canadian and English words have alot of french influences in them, so adding the u's is right. Not to mention that Americans colonized the United States FROM Britian and only spelled words differently to be different from England. So the original is correct.
Words like labour, colour, favourite, etc. are the correct way.
Are you going to go to Japan and tell them that its not "Konichiwa," but its spelled "Hello."
Oh, and
79. Gabe was confronted by the G-Man upon the completion of Half-Life 2 and givin the choice to sell the right of HL2 to the government or face a battle that he could "never win."
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"Its time to choose Mr. Newell..."
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82. Gabe and his "crew" got hooked on the Codename: Gordon beta and have ceased development of hl2.
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they tried and made a mod called strider wars and is still playing the mod and do not care about the source anymore
the source is source to all evil and US Goverment and the Pope have launched all source code towards the sun
the source is source to all evil and US Goverment and the Pope have launched all source code towards the sun
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84. VALVe realised the plot is the same as Rocky 2's.
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85. When getting ready to ship they realized that they forgot to change out those place holder weapons and damage splatters from the original
86. There was so much demand for the game that all the Valve employee's killed themsevles in a cultist suicide ritual
87. They saw what kinda people play these games (i.e. Half-Quake Amen
88. Counter-Strike:CZ was considered a lost cause to they scraped it
89. They all became so stupid they tried to commit suicide by jumping out a window and they went up
90. Counter-Strike is so stupid that Gordon tried to use a AK-47 to shoot into the air and missed (I HATE CS, so much work to aim it takes fun away from it)
86. There was so much demand for the game that all the Valve employee's killed themsevles in a cultist suicide ritual
87. They saw what kinda people play these games (i.e. Half-Quake Amen
88. Counter-Strike:CZ was considered a lost cause to they scraped it
89. They all became so stupid they tried to commit suicide by jumping out a window and they went up
90. Counter-Strike is so stupid that Gordon tried to use a AK-47 to shoot into the air and missed (I HATE CS, so much work to aim it takes fun away from it)
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