Touching yourself is bad!

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Do you think it leads to a lesser sex life later on? Iono about you, but damn it felt good the first time by myself, wouldn't it have been 1000x better the first time with a partner? And yes, I do blame don_johnson's thread for this.
 
Nothing is wrong with touching yourself, the only people who do are kids who think "Thats sick!!"
 
i touch myself all the time, it's kinda hard not to when you have an itch, and i don;t think i could've waited to have a partner, especially not when going on hay rides with all that itchy hay
 
PickledGecko said:
I don't see why, it not like you run out of the stuff.



Or do you?

What do you think your legs are filled with? Muscle, veins and bone?! ROFL FOOL! They are tanks! You are wasting it away!


-Alix
 
ain't nothing wrong with crankin' one out every once in a while.
Just don't get addicted to porn...
 
JNightshade said:
ain't nothing wrong with crankin' one out every once in a while.
Just don't get addicted to porn...
Aren't we all addicted to porn?
 
Pesmerga said:
Do you think it leads to a lesser sex life later on? Iono about you, but damn it felt good the first time by myself, wouldn't it have been 1000x better the first time with a partner? And yes, I do blame don_johnson's thread for this.

awwww come on now

to answer your question, yes it would be better first time with partner, but who can wait that long?
 
I touch myself quite often...but only when I think about Tr0n.

...and I'm totally addicted to porn, too.
 
I'm not addicted to porn... Thats ridiculous... I can quit any time I want to... I just don't want to.

What. What! Stop looking at me like that!
 
Alix Mcdean said:
What do you think your legs are filled with? Muscle, veins and bone?! ROFL FOOL! They are tanks! You are wasting it away!


-Alix
Roffle!
 
JNightshade said:
ain't nothing wrong with crankin' one out every once in a while.
Just don't get addicted to porn...
You think I have a 120 GB HD for games?
 
It wouldnt be 1000 times better it'd would be 1000 times quicker though... ;)


She'd (he'd? :dozey:) be covered from head to toe... she may also be shot up and stuck to the roof :dozey: :|
 
I'd be surprised if anyone on this forum doesn't touch her/himself.

And no, Qwert93 doesn't count.
 
Supposivly it loses your drive to have sex and work...it makes sense so lets just say I try and avoid it
 
Fat Tony! said:
Supposivly it loses your drive to have sex and work...it makes sense so lets just say I try and avoid it

TRY being the key word in that statement haha
 
nothing wrong, the only thing I've heard is that it makes you ejaculate quicker, and I have found this myself, so that could be a bad thing.
 
Steve_O said:
I touch myself quite often...but only when I think about Tr0n.

...and I'm totally addicted to porn, too.


I mean come on Tr0n/Pr0n I see no difference there :naughty:
 
PS: I found this funnier than i probably should have...



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I doubt anyone within the last 40 years has played a perfect game if they live in the UK or US (no wanking whole life)
 
Dalamari said:
I doubt anyone within the last 40 years has played a perfect game if they live in the UK or US (no wanking whole life)

Why just in the UK/US?
 
Dalamari said:
I doubt anyone within the last 40 years has played a perfect game if they live in the UK or US (no wanking whole life)
I know someone who is 19 and hasn't :eek:
 
N1k23 said:
I know someone who is 19 and hasn't :eek:
is she/he enourmosly good looking so they get laid all the time? If not, I oddly think that is more weird than spanking the monkey.

Polishing your rocket is OKAY, kids!

.... just don't do it at Michael Jacksons house.
 
SupremePain said:
is she/he enourmosly good looking so they get laid all the time? If not, I oddly think that is more weird than spanking the monkey.

Polishing your rocket is OKAY, kids!

.... just don't do it at Michael Jacksons house.
IDK I met him online but I believe he's a virgin.

oh and before I forget...


godkills3wt.jpg


edit: damn, forgot image code was off
 
I don't give a flying **** about kittens.

And practice makes perfect, kids.

As for me.. when don't I touch myself? :O
 
N1k23 said:
nothing wrong, the only thing I've heard is that it makes you ejaculate quicker, and I have found this myself, so that could be a bad thing.

not true..well it is true but it doesn't have to be...think of it as learning when you need to stop stimulation so you don't finish early..

how the hell else are you going to tell your partner how/where it feels best for you when s/he is touching,licking or whatever on you?

also, I personally don't believe that it lowers you sexdrive..tends to have the opposite effect on me..

the more I play solo,the more control I have..practice people!!

if you don't want your partner bumming on your performance,learn yourself before you play with others!!
 
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