Touching yourself is bad!

[Doppelgofer]

...mario is your avatar

 

[AgentXen]

...mario is your avatar

LOL!!!!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

/me makes a post.. then you cant help but hear something in the distance...."fap"...."fap"....."fap"

 

[AntiAnto]

* babyheadcrab makes a post.. then you cant help but hear something in the distance...."fap"...."fap"....."fap"

No... no... no! I haven't read that.
/me goes to sleep

 

[Pesmerga]

Dunno about you guys, but I certainly don't make a fapping sound when I jerk off. I imagine it's more prevelant with a partner, which case in point, would mean SOMEONE IN HERE IS SCREWING A GIRL!!!


ASL!?!?!

 

[Alsi]

err well... experience is always good. The more you know about yourself the better the sex with a partner

So go on and spank it :stare:
And if you want to go the next step:
http://www.fleshlight.com/ (this is no pron, is it? dear mods /otherwise delete plz) :thumbs:

 

[AntiAnto]

http://www.fleshlight.com/ (this is no pron, is it? dear mods /otherwise delete plz) :thumbs:

- Danny, what are you doing with this!? You know dad doesn't want you to take his toys.
- [little kid's voice] I...I just thought it was some ice cream... it tastes weird...

 

[Alsi]

"For years women have had access to stimulating technologies that far surpass our human limitations. Now its our turn."

 

[bryanf445]

i just cracked one off about 15 minutes ago...it was alright but nothing to rave about. i like drawing them out but instead, i just wacked it over and got it over with cos i'm tired and needed quick release

i may sell my jizz one day on e-bay and mix it with heart

love the honesty...

 

[Burn]

Well this thread turned into a whole bunch of spam.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Well this thread turned into a whole bunch of spam.

and you just brought it back into area with some direction!

You guys are strangely open about this stuff, get gf's, i refuse to do what you lot are doing now im in a relationship, feels like im cheating on her with myself. Boys will be boys...dear me.

 

[OCybrManO]

and you just brought it back into area with some direction!

You guys are strangely open about this stuff, get gf's, i refuse to do what you lot are doing now im in a relationship, feels like im cheating on her with myself. Boys will be boys...dear me.

Wow... that's just... wow. You're not the sole man in the universe with a relationship. So, drop the condescending bullshit. Who is the oddball here... almost everyone... or the little sliver of the population that doesn't masturbate? It's not even close to cheating. Are you saying that you can't do things alone anymore if you do them with her now? You might as well feel guilty about seeing a movie or going out to eat alone because you are doing it with yourself rather than with her. Doing something without your girlfriend is not even remotely close to doing something with another woman. Also, if she's not in the mood or she's angry at you what are you going to do... wait it out? Just get over it and send your little soldiers on a quick training mission. I'd laugh my ass off if you found out that she has been doing it the whole time you've been going out...

 

[Ghostly Adam]

I demand to know why you are called Adam...please?

My name is simply a rammification of one of my favorite game characters from an old RPG. I tend to do that sometimes (as in one of my Neopets names is DrGordonFreeman).

 

[Burn]

and you just brought it back into area with some direction!

You guys are strangely open about this stuff, get gf's, i refuse to do what you lot are doing now im in a relationship, feels like im cheating on her with myself. Boys will be boys...dear me.

You should ask her if she does or not.. chances are she does.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Thanx ritz! Thanx a lot ! I just asked my gf if she thought masturbation was considering cheating, Now theres a restraining order.

 

[Doppelgofer]

love the honesty...

i'm not ashamed about talking about something like that because EVERYONE does it but for some reason remains a taboo subject for a lot of people

 

[Yuri]

Thanx ritz! Thanx a lot ! I just asked my gf if she thought masturbation was considering cheating, Now theres a restraining order.

So I take it she said "Yes"?

What are you doing with a chick like that anyways?