Touching yourself is bad!

I don't get it. Why would masturbating have any effect on your sex drive. You ejaculate, then your body feels satisfied for a while, then later you've "recharged" your sex drive and your ready for another. Some people take longer than others and you take longer the older you get, but ultimately, it will return.
 
The more I've done it, the more my sex drive has gone up. Basically the more I want to do it. But after going for so long without it, I've realised my thoughts are far more lurid and harder to control. Its pretty strange, and hard to explain.
 
There's nothing wrong with touching yourself. In fact, I don't think I know anyone but two people (one I won't bother asking and the other's outright stated) who haven't touched themselves either recently or in younger years (as I have all older friends *Cough*).

It's called self-exploration. It's our way of better understanding the way our body operates. Sometimes people skip it and go right to sex, but otherwise they usually go to touching themselves.
 
It is hard to avoid touching yourself, I mean you're near yourself all the time. Partner? What do you mean? I'm confused. :(
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
The more I've done it, the more my sex drive has gone up. Basically the more I want to do it. But after going for so long without it, I've realised my thoughts are far more lurid and harder to control. Its pretty strange, and hard to explain.
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i know what you mean...i can't go 3 days without jerking one off or i swear i get stiff every time i see a girl. like earlier today i was stood in a queue for the bus behind this gorgeous girl and i nearly came on her face
 
your all sex driven ppl :p

Get a girlfriend but not Garfield__ style......

just try and cut down kids you dont need it its just fun!
 
Doppelgofer said:
i know what you mean...i can't go 3 days without jerking one off or i swear i get stiff every time i see a girl. like earlier today i was stood in a queue for the bus behind this gorgeous girl and i nearly came on her face
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Thats not exactly what I was meaning. If anything, I become far more internal with my sexuality when I do it less. I think more and more explicit thoughts, but I actually act on them and talk about them less.
 
Doppelgofer said:
like earlier today i was stood in a queue for the bus behind this gorgeous girl and i nearly came on her face
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Oh my ****ing god, that is so perverted that it had me rolling on the floor laughing :LOL:
 
nowt wrong with being a tad pervy as long as you don't go out and rape someone
 
i think its a fact that all males wank one off ....try leaving it for a bit...not only does your mind start thinking more lude thoughts about how you'd like to eat off the jeans of the girl stood in front of you in a bus queue and then explode your man juice onto her loins, it also makes your balls about 400 times the size they were so you end up thinking horny stuff with your testicles dragging through corn and pebbled streets
 
Going 3 weeks without anything is a bit of a strain.

I managed it by drinking lots of water so I had to piss a lot (20 times a day) and that got rid of all the thoughts, and it also cleaned out my body too. That's the theory I'm sticking with anyway.
But the end of it I was glad of the relief.

Oh I didn't do it for 3 weeks because I thought I was going to get Mumps followed by Orchitis, but luckily I got neither.
 
I'm much more interested in female masturbation, since alot of girls deny doing it. Is it really that shameful for girls or do most of them honestly not masturbate? (I know some do. ;))
 
SimonomiS said:
I'm much more interested in female masturbation, since alot of girls deny doing it. Is it really that shameful for girls or do most of them honestly not masturbate? (I know some do. ;))
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I think the last statistic I heard was 90%+ for men and 75%+ for women... but I bet some people still lied about it even in that study.
 
I heard a doctor say on a documentry, "If you ask a group of women if they masturbate, 90% will say yes, and 10% are liars".
 
OCybrManO said:
I think the last statistic I heard was 90%+ for men and 75%+ for women... but I bet some people still lied about it even in that study.
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Yea, why is it still considered shameful by society for a woman to masturbate? I mean if she doesn't know how to bring herself to an orgasm, well good luck to any guy who doesn't know how to...
 
SimonomiS said:
Yea, why is it still considered shameful by society for a woman to masturbate?
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Is it? Haven't heard that one since the 50s.
 
Its not shameful, but most don't feel comfortable talking about it, at least not in front of more than one guy.
 
kirovman said:
Is it? Haven't heard that one since the 50s.
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Well it seems to be here. In any conversation if masturbation is brough up, pretty much every guys response is something along the lines of "Yea, of course, 5 times a day etc etc." and every girl says something like "Eww, no, never, its sick etc".

I'd say what I mean clearer but I'm pretty incoherent today. Lack of sleep or something.

EDIT: Its probably down to peer pressure or something.
 
Yeah I guess you are right.

It's not very wise to tell anything to a group of guys that's quite personal. Or to a group of girls for that matter.

For guys to talk about it, it's just a laugh.
 
kirovman said:
Is it? Haven't heard that one since the 50s.
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In the 50s doctors would give vibrators to (married) women who complain they are unable to enjoy sex. The reasoning behind it was, if she can explore herself in that way, then she can learn what she needs to enjoy sex (with her husband).

I think women are less likely to admit it because there is less "bragging rights" do female sexuallity then to male sexuallity. Its good for men to be open because it brings a certain respect, but for women its the complete opposite.
 
PickledGecko said:
In the 50s doctors would give vibrators to (married) women who complain they are unable to enjoy sex. The reasoning behind it was, if she can explore herself in that way, then she can learn what she needs to enjoy sex (with her husband).

I think women are less likely to admit it because there is less "bragging rights" do female sexuallity then to male sexuallity. Its good for men to be open because it brings a certain respect, but for women its the complete opposite.
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Like the whole if a guy sleeps around hes a stud but if a girl sleeps around shes a slag.
On the topic of sexual equality, this "friend" of mine (a girl) hit me round the head for no reason, so I hit her round the head back and she got in a big mood because "Lads arent supposed to hit girls." :|
Right back on the topic of masturbation. Is there a world record for longest time without it? Probably held by the Pope. :LOL:
 
SimonomiS said:
Like the whole if a guy sleeps around hes a stud but if a girl sleeps around shes a slag.
On the topic of sexual equality, this "friend" of mine (a girl) hit me round the head for no reason, so I hit her round the head back and she got in a big mood because "Lads arent supposed to hit girls." :|
Right back on the topic of masturbation. Is there a world record for longest time without it? Probably held by the Pope. :LOL:
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Speaking of which:

"The Sun newspaper reported that 'when the Pope was put in his coffin, his bishop's hat lay on his chest'. It's a pit he was celibate. With a c**k that size he could have had a lot of fun"

"Can anyone imagine the mountain of socks they will find under the Pope's bed after 27 years of tugging his bellend?"
 
kirovman said:
Speaking of which:

"The Sun newspaper reported that 'when the Pope was put in his coffin, his bishop's hat lay on his chest'. It's a pit he was celibate. With a c**k that size he could have had a lot of fun"
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:LOL: Slang is great.
I consider the Sun more of a crappy daily magazine than a newspaper.
 
I'm a female and I'll say right now..

I masturbated today. OoOoOOoOoo!! ONG!@!@!@23412!

e.e It's nothing, honestly.
 
i just cracked one off about 15 minutes ago...it was alright but nothing to rave about. i like drawing them out but instead, i just wacked it over and got it over with cos i'm tired and needed quick release

i may sell my jizz one day on e-bay and mix it with heart
 
o_O;; I don't think I wanna solve that slang problem at the end.
 
SimonomiS said:
:LOL: Slang is great.
I consider the Sun more of a crappy daily magazine than a newspaper.
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Yeah the quote is from the Viz which was ridiculing the Sun's choice of words.

Ghostly Adam said:
I'm a female and I'll say right now..
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I demand to know why you are called Adam...please?
 
Adam could be a girls name...


...well it could!
Besides, its only like guys calling themselves h0tchick4sex0r or something.(well, perhaps not quite like that)

Doppelgofer said:
i just cracked one off about 15 minutes ago...it was alright but nothing to rave about. i like drawing them out but instead, i just wacked it over and got it over with cos i'm tired and needed quick release

i may sell my jizz one day on e-bay and mix it with heart
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Lay off the details, or this thread will be closed.
 
AgentXen said:
When i was playing BattleField 2, I was running around a hanger and out of a dark corner came OH NOES!!....... a....... HEADCRAB!. It jumped on my face, and i died.
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How very random of you... What turns a man random? Greed? Lust for power? Or were you just born with a heart full of randomness.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
How very random of you... What turns a man random? Gree? Lust for power? Or were you just born with a heart full of randomness.
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What are you talking about?
I dint say that.
 
Argh... too much details in this thread.
Back on-topic, shhh.
 
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