Tragedies

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I am no clone!

Well I mean I guess I am if you count the MPD as a bunch of the same people being clones...

Okay fine I am a clone, but not the way you're implying I am.
 
Hmm. The third one of those personalities actually fits Shasta pretty well. IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!
 
Dear god.

Don't ban me for double accounting plz. That would suck. D:

Especially if I have no idea who you're talking about! That would ultra-suck! DDD:
 
I think you should be banned for making the DColon face with three mouths.
 
All these newbies with low post-counts are bringing down the mood of this forum. To counter this, this thread is now about ducklings:
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OH SHI

Duckies are cute. I like mini ducks. Why must they be so cute with their cuteosity?

Also, the 3DColon face means extra super D: .

EXTRA. SUPER. D: .
 
Let's just admit it. Our lives suck!

So make like the 30GB Zune and commit mass suicide.
 
Naah, its way to easy. Also, now i know why your name is Firestarter ;(
 
Pesmerga said:
Don't respond at all! Not for like, another day or two. Pretend you're unaffected.

Then tell her it's np, but be quick and brief and don't make a scene. She'll text you.
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Really, though? I would just be like "you were angry and so you decided to be an enormous douche to me? Text me back when you're capable of simple human respect again."

Those words were weak, so in reality I might spend more than ten seconds choosing them. I simply don't see why you should trust someone willing to tell you "you're a horrible person" or "you're pathetic" and then claim it was just because you were PMSing.
 
I think a stronger response would include such powerful words as "c*nt", "bitch", "piece of shit" and everyone's favorite... "twat".

If all of those were included in a one sentence reply, I do believe she would get the appropriate message.
 
Okay, Im not comfortable giving any advice on yours or share any of my real problems...

But that girl needs to know that what she did was totally uncool. And actions speek louder then words.
 
I have a pretty nice life. The greatest tragedy I can remember is in "Messing Everything Up".

Yeah.
 
MY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Really guys. They really hurt. If they get hit with a hammer.
 
NO SHIT.

I think ANY part of you would hurt if it got hit with a goddamn hammer. ANY. PART. OF YOU.
 
Yeah. But I was running up a lot of stairs the other day, and I reached the top and I was like, "Wow, my knees really hurt." It was TRAGIC.
 
Stop, I can't take it Sheepo. You make me wish that my life never turn out as bad as that. **** etheopians man... You, YOU BRAVE LITTLE MAN!

Nah seriously thou sucks that you can't run up stairs like you used to brah...
 
My entire family has cancer and is dying slowly.
 
jesus christ... You think your shit is bad.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
 
Rizzo said:
Stop, I can't take it Sheepo. You make me wish that my life never turn out as bad as that. **** etheopians man... You, YOU BRAVE LITTLE MAN!

Nah seriously thou sucks that you can't run up stairs like you used to brah...
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Well, I mean, a lot of stairs. Like the end of Ghostbusters. And even then, next day I'll be good. But, man, at the top of those stairs, it is TRAGIC.
 
Rizzo said:
jesus christ... You think your shit is bad.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Please tell me you're not serious.

Is my sarcasm detector broken or something because first I thought the OP's story was fake but it turned out being real and now I'm freaking out because these stories are horrible.
 
**** Ghostbusters.

ROCKY.

ROCKY, man. Did you see how goddamn excited he was to get to the top of the goddamn stairs? He was excited to the point of sexual pleasure. He was HOPPING with ecstasy.

EDIT: Yeah let's hope Rizzo is kidding.

For the love of god.
 
FireStarter said:
**** Ghostbusters.

ROCKY.

ROCKY, man. Did you see how goddamn excited he was to get to the top of the goddamn stairs? He was excited to the point of sexual pleasure. He was HOPPING with ecstasy.

EDIT: Yeah let's hope Rizzo is kidding.

For the love of god.
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HE DIDN'T HAVE BROKEN KNEES. **** HIM.

Oh, my dog killed my entire family btw.
 
I WAS TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN GRADE SCHOOL.

BACK.

THE.

****.

UP.

BRo.
 
Oh you guys!

I feel kinda bad for posting that now.
It's from Gremlins btw.
 
I just read it. How the **** did you guys believe him? My dad died climbing down the chimny on Christmas?!

Unpossible.
 
I am slowly beginning to mildly dislike this thread and regret starting it.

OH WHO THE **** AM I KIDDING I HATE WHAT MY YOUNG THREAD HAS BECOME EVEN IN ITS EARLIEST STAGE OF LIFE.

There, see? Proof I would suck ass as a dad.
 
Except this one appearently since everyone and their goddamn cousin keeps posting in it. D:
 
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