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How tragic. I want to go on record as saying that I hated this thread from the beginning.
 
Bah. A serious thread turned into making-fun-of-people-with-terrible-lives.

That is the true failure of this thread.

EDIT: Good news, Sheepo! You're the real father!
 
I almost made a reeeally tasteless joke, based on what we learned in this thread. It didn't even occur to me.

This shit is really bad.
Great! I've always wanted to kill my own son.

I warned you.
 
NVM

Apparently he didn't kill any siblings
 
Tragedy:
death of my dog; liver failure brought on by (I strongly suspect) anti-arthritis meds that the vet had put him on only a week before. Dog owners - beware of Rimadyl. I'm not saying it's pure poison, but if a vet ever offers it, do your research first.

Strangely that's above even the death of my dad - but then my dad had a good long life and his passing away was not a total surprise, due to his general health.

@OP:
Your friend is a c*nt, regardless of the laughs you might have together. It's fine to be friends with c*nts, but you need to weaken your emotional dependency on her (such as it is), because she appears to enjoy manipulating it. Alternatively you could subtly try to reform her behaviour towards you, but the prospects of success are lower.
 
Remember that time when some guy posted about how his dad killed his mom and set their house on fire and then suicided leaving the guy orphaned and poor and then we all started making jokes in his sad thread?


Good times, good times.
 
Shit, that's scary, FireStarter. Oddly enough, I like you, newbie. Welcome to our little corner of the internet.

And Sheepo is my favoritest person on here.
 
Nevermind my last txt. I was lyyyying. I h8 u and never want to see you again still. Nothing has changed because you didn't say nything to me. So go cry emo and cut yourself while you're at it. I want to let u know that your a dumbass and u have a small you-know-what lol. So while you sit there like a lil bitch I'll be here laughing at your pathetic ass. Go be gay somewhere else, homo.
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THAT ****ING BITCHFACE. >:[

Okay, now I want to insult the hell out of her. What do I say?
 
Be brave, come to her house with a trench coat, and kill her.

No joke, lad. Nobody ****s with a man in a tench coat.

EDIT: Sheepo, you are my favorite forumist ever. I want your sex.
 
I'm having a hard time deciding if this thread is shens or not.
 
FireStarter said:
THAT ****ING BITCHFACE. >:[

Okay, now I want to insult the hell out of her. What do I say?
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You're either a giant troll or you're not telling us what's happened here. People who aren't criminally insane don't tend to say/txt stuff like this to their good buddies.
 
I need a trenchcoat.

DAMMIT I NEED ONE NOW.

evil^milk, take the one off of your avatar and give it to me so I can go kill the bitch. Because I swear to god she did NOT insult my mental disorder.

EDIT: lol, the whole story:

Trolls are insta-fags,

and she's pissed at me because I didn't reply to her message saying she was sorry. Seriously, why do women have to be like that?
 
I have an authentic Soviet-era trench coat, used by the military back in the Cold War. That coat is the shit.

You can borrow it if you like.
 
Laivasse said:
She was pissed off at you before that.
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Well, yeah. But now she seems a bit more pissed. Just a BIT.

I bet something happened to her and she's venting on my ass. That always happens with every friend I ever have.

Something shitty happens to them and they harm my psyche because they're angry.
 
fifty bucks says I'm going to switch personalities for no friggin' reason and do something stupid and go to jail.

Any bets?
 
Yeah. I'm gonna leave before we start talking like retards.

OH WAIT.

I'll be over on my bed crying myself to sleep because humanity is failing me if you need me.
 
We won't.

/me dances on the ashes of dead goats
 
Sulkdodds said:
Really, though? I would just be like "you were angry and so you decided to be an enormous douche to me? Text me back when you're capable of simple human respect again."

Those words were weak, so in reality I might spend more than ten seconds choosing them. I simply don't see why you should trust someone willing to tell you "you're a horrible person" or "you're pathetic" and then claim it was just because you were PMSing.
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In my experience, being honest with someone who treats you like shit hardly ever gets you what you want. In fact, being completely honest with anyone is just bad form and overwhelming.
 
FireStarter said:
One more useless generation of people come and gone I suppose.
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Don't say that.

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FireStarter said:
u have a small you-know-what lol.
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Uhh. That doesn't sound like anything anyone older than 15 would say. Pardon me if I'm wrong, but that turned this whole matter into question.
 
Pesmerga said:
In my experience, being honest with someone who treats you like shit hardly ever gets you what you want. In fact, being completely honest with anyone is just bad form and overwhelming.
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Frankly, lies are what make the human world function.
 
I was all ready to post something funny as I clicked the thread, but OP's story has saddened me.
 
Read the rest of the thread to bring your spirits back up, and then post your funny story plz.
 
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