Transformers 2 pics!

[CptStern]

mannaggia la miseria, Tyguy!!! ..you're italian, you're supposed to have good taste

 

[Reflex]

Even Stevens <3

Even Stevens RAWKS!

 

[Eejit]

Bring it on! Now for all you Michael Bay haters, he is now in his prime working on these transformers films.

Nah, that was The Rock.

 

[Darkside55]

So, in light of all this explosions talk, I'm going to replay the entire 1986 movie in my head starting now and count the number of times things explode onscreen. Lemme think here...starting from when Megatron boards the Autobot ship to Unicron's body exploding...not counting random laser fire...204. Two hundred four actual explosions, fire and a big kaboom and smoke. Two hundred four.

Most of those occur within the first 27 minutes, and then the number of explosions considerably lessen until Unicron transforms and starts tearing shit up.

If you ask me, Bay's film didn't have ENOUGH explosions.

 

[ríomhaire]

Problem with Bay is that you can't see his damned explosions.

Darkside, Animated is good enough. I stopped watching after Shockwave was introduced but hearing the thing about Sari's arm has gotten me interested again. Must see rest of episodes.

 

[Darkside55]

Rodimus is going to be in Season 3.

 

[ríomhaire]

Is Rodimus above or bellow Ultra Magnus in rank?

 

[hot564231]

This film features the forums favourite man:















Shia Labeouf
:hmph:

You love him, i can tell, you'd go gay for him

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AnD7P0gKT50

 

[Lucid]

Cool, first one was good fun.
I don't get all of the hate for Shia though, he's a decent actor who has done nothing to make me hate him.

 

[Rizzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqy_7RDEL7k

 

[ríomhaire]

Transformers Animated:
On this whole Sari thing; I haven't seen the episode in question, but

Spoiler

word of mouth is she gets a rather bad scrape on her arm somehow and when she looks down she is suprised to see circuitry. I don't know to what extent this is so I'm just going to asume all you see is a little circuitry and a wire or two, rather than most of her arm having being ripped off and and seeing Terminator-style pneumatics.

Crazy theory: She isn't a robot or anything (far too many contradictions in that). That crap was actually part of her clothes which all secretly house a life support system. The systems in her clothes cuppled with nanomachines in her blood her the only things keeping her alive. She call only live for a short period of time (a few days) without the life support.

She needs it due to some weirdness. Maybe she was cloned or genetically engineered or something. Not by Sumdac thought, he's just a roboticist. I don't know. I haven't really thought that bit through.

Also, big comic.

 

[Darkside55]

Rodimus Prime is an elite guard with his own team. He's beneath Ultra Magnus, but he's being "groomed" to become the next Magnus. He's got Red Alert, Hot Shot...uh...some other people I forget on his team.

Spoiler

Sari looks down and her arm is jet black with green circuitry on it.

 

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Aww man, I can't load the page for some reason. -.-

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rodimus Prime is an elite guard with his own team. He's beneath Ultra Magnus, but he's being "groomed" to become the next Magnus. He's got Red Alert, Hot Shot...uh...some other people I forget on his team.

Spoiler

Sari looks down and her arm is jet black with green circuitry on it.

That made me totally wtf. When the shit does Season 3 air?

 

[Eejit]

[monkeyshia]

Oh shit yeah I forgot he wrote and directed that film! Totally his fault.

 

[Tyguy]

I think most of the hatred stems from some assumed allegiance to the originals.

 

[Darkside55]

That made me totally wtf. When the shit does Season 3 air?

I don't know, but if you really want to wtf...

*MAJOR SPOILAGE*

Spoiler

 

[Sheepo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqy_7RDEL7k

WOW. Is that it? FFS people complain about that scene like it's the ****ing holocaust, and it lasts like 15 seconds. What the hell?

And what Eejit said.

 

[lefty]

Shia ladouche

That's actually how I refer to him in general.

My girlfriend thinks I look like shia lebeouf and her dad calls me lebeouf. Grr.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I don't know, but if you really want to wtf...

*MAJOR SPOILAGE*

Spoiler

What.

 

[Darkside55]

My girlfriend thinks I look like shia lebeouf and her dad calls me lebeouf. Grr.

I've got a friend who looks like Mutt. Not Shia in general, just Mutt. Makes him angry to hear it.

 

[Krynn72]

Woa woa woa woa woah.


That shia-tarzan thing was actually in the movie? WHAT

 

[morgs]

he is now in his prime

in his prime

his prime

prime

I see what you did there.

 

[CptStern]

Rodimus Prime is an elite guard with his own team. He's beneath Ultra Magnus, but he's being "groomed" to become the next Magnus.

funny how much it sounds like gay porn ..I even googled Rodimus cuz I thought some of you were making fun of Optimus by calling him by his gay porn name; Rodimus ..but then I saw you werent joking. he's a real character ..that's when I



transformers, more than meets the eye indeed


oh and saying Michael Bay is good at making explosions is like saying Bush is good at being retarded

 

[ríomhaire]

Oh God, Transformers had the worst names ever. Kup, Bruticus, Superion, Defensor, Computron.

I don't know, but if you really want to wtf...

*MAJOR SPOILAGE*

Spoiler

Spoiler

Sari being a robot makes no sense. So much has proven her to be human.

 

[Darkside55]

funny how much it sounds like gay porn ..I even googled Rodimus cuz I thought some of you were making fun of Optimus by calling him by his gay porn name; Rodimus ..but then I saw you werent joking. he's a real character

I shit you not the way he's introduced in the series is, "Arise, Rodimus Prime."

To which he whispers, "Optimus..."

Oh God, Transformers had the worst names ever.

Yeah, heh, some of them were pretty bad, I mean--

Kup

YOU BEST BE JOKING THAT ISN'T ONE OF THEM

I WILL NOT HAVE PEOPLE BADMOUTHING KUP

HE'S A VETERAN OF LIKE 800 WARS

 

[CptStern]

I shit you not the way he's introduced in the series is, "Arise, Rodimus Prime."

To which he whispers, "Optimus..."

probably Hasbro just trying to push a gay agenda on impressionable youth just like they did with Gi-Joe ..anyways no biggie that the names are uninspired ..the transformers have "written by commitee" all over it like saved by the bell or Full House

 

[lefty]

Kup? What does he transform into, one of the spinning teacups from disneyland?

 

[CptStern]

Kup? What does he transform into, one of the spinning teacups from disneyland?

ummm

cup:

 

[Eejit]

Darkside you're a big sillyhead! hurhur

 

[Darkside55]

Kup turns into the most awesome truck ever. When I was a kid I wish I could grow up to drive a truck that looked like Kup. He's so awesome. And ornery. He even totally punks my favorite transformer, Blitzwing, and I can't even hate on him because it's KUP. His name comes from pickup truck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnsK3N012RE

 

[CptStern]

Kup turns into the most awesome truck ever. When I was a kid I wish I could grow up to drive a truck that looked like Kup. He's so awesome. His name comes from pickup truck.

because it's marketed towards young children ... my 2 year old daughter calls pick up trucks "kup" or "kup truck". this isnt a coincidence that hasbro named it "kup"

 

[Sheepo]

oh and saying Michael Bay is good at making explosions is like saying Bush is good at being retarded

What exactly is that analogy supposed to mean?

 

[CptStern]

that they're both good at what they do? ...duh!

 

[ríomhaire]

on the subject of Transformers
*SNIP*

Only just watched this. I lol'd. A lot.

 

[hot564231]

I hate it. It rags on Rodimus too much and EVERYBODY and their mother quotes that damn video when they're jabbing at Rodimus Prime. Here's a newsflash: Optimus Prime didn't stop the war in over 4 million years. Rodimus stopped it in like two seconds by throwing Galvatron like a ragdoll. No pantsing around with him, no "mercy," he CHUCKED GALVATRON INTO SPACE, BLEW UP A GOD, AND BROUGHT PEACE TO CYBERTRON.

I hate that video. HATE.

I just noticed this and this why its a late reply.


It's a piss take, deal with it, it's not mean't to be serious. :rolling:

 

[Darkside55]

TRANSFORMERS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO REACT

I'LL RIP OUT YOUR OPTICS

caps

 

[hot564231]

Poor baby, shall we call the wahbulance?

 

[Darkside55]

No, the ambulance got shot within the first seven minutes of the movie. He's dead.

 

[Darkside55]

Bleh, even days apart double posts are double posts. But, this is important news!

BEHOLD, THE TEASER POSTER

A little brightening and color adjustment and we get:

And finally, you take this comic cover:

and either you've got Megatron kneeling before a movie-ized Decepticon symbol, or you are looking at the face of the Fallen. There's the movie's big bad, right there. For those of you who aren't familiar with the Fallen, in comic book continuity he was one of the 13 original transformers created by Primus, but betrayed the others by siding with Unicron. He became Unicron's herald. The original Decepticon. Very cool how they made his head look like the Decepticon symbol, considering he doesn't usually look anything like that. His head in the comics was more like the anime robot Mazinkaiser.

He was also constantly on fire.

I don't think he'll be that way in the movie, but...it is Michael Bay.