Unusual experience while sleeping :O

[Ravioli]

Most of you wont believe it, but here it goes. Gentlemen, i have successfully had an orgasm while being fully asleep. I wont go into detail about what i dreamed about, but it was epic. It felt super real. While having the orgasm in the dream, i woke up halfway through it and realized "Holy ****, im cumming for ****ing reals". SPERM FUKKEN EVERYWHERE.

Im 19 and a chronic masturbator. I wax my carrot atleast 3 times a day. The only reason i can think of as to why i had an unexpected orgasm WHILE asleep without any physical contact with my dick, is that i haven't jacked it for a week while i was traveling. I am curious about the science behind it...how the hell can a dream cause an orgasm? I tried searching for answers but all i can find is WOMEN orgasm in their sleep, not men.

Might be worth mentioning that for the 14 hours i slept i had constant amazing sex dreams where i met pretty much every favorite porn star i have, and i did all the things i could do to them. I wish i never woke up.


Anyone experienced the same thing? If i can only master the technique, i could theoretically cum without even pulling my pants down.

 

[Emporius]

Have you never heard of a wet dream?

 

[sinkoman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

Pretty sure the majority of the male population did this at least once or twice when they were 14ish

 

[MJ12]

Yeah, sex dreams always piss me off. I'll be doing it and all the sudden the something happens, the girl will float away, she'll turn into Vegeta, etc.

 

[Ravioli]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

Pretty sure the majority of the male population did this at least once or twice when they were 14ish

Hm, but the thing is, it wasnt as if i was just sleeping and realized i had orgasmed once i woke up. I was having sex in my dream and it felt super real, and as i was cumming in the dream, i suddenly woke up cuz of the immense feeling, and realized i was cumming in real life. Isnt "Nocturnal Emission" just ejaculation without cause? "nor has it shown that erotic thoughts or dreams accompany nocturnal emissions".

 

[Qonfused]

Best thread.

 

[swan_song1973]

yeah, thats happened to me once. pretty awesome, eh?

 

[Ravioli]

yeah, thats happened to me once. pretty awesome, eh?

Quite so, i feel like i am the highest form of life on this planet right now. :thumbs:

 

[AJ Rimmer]

No way! Dude for realz? High five!

...it's called a wet dream! You're not special! No-one likes you!

 

[ShadowArmy]

I'm 22 and never had a wet dream before. Though I do masturbate at least once a day for good health.

 

[Ravioli]

But it was with Lela Star!!!! That makes me atleast semi-awesome right? right? I should be announced God of all. I had sex with ****ing Lela Star, well...sort of.

 

[sinkoman]

But it was with Lela Star!!!! That makes me atleast semi-awesome right? right? I should be announced God of all. I had sex with ****ing Lela Star, well...sort of.

This suddenly went from "at least KINDA cool" to "highly creepy"

 

[Vegeta897]

Most of you wont believe it, but here it goes. Gentlemen, i have successfully had an orgasm while being fully asleep.

Someone please sig this.

 

[Raziaar]

Wet dreams feel better than the real thing. I've had enough to know. They do for me anyway.

 

[sinkoman]

Someone please sig this.

I've got enough giant salty wet penis in my sig as it stands.

 

[Raziaar]

I've got enough giant salty wet penis in my sig as it stands.

It has no testicles! They look like two half buried oysters!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Funny because I JUST had a dream I was plowing some chick this morning and I woke up with a load let loose.
















I think its worth mentioning she was black.

 

[Vegeta897]

I've never had a nocturnal emission.

I've had plenty of sex dreams though.

 

[Sledgehammer]

Finally a suitable quote for my signature.

 

[Solaris]

**** me, what has halflife2.net come too. I HAD A WET DREAM - MUST ALERT THE INTERNET

 

[sinkoman]

Finally a suitable quote for my signature.

You should definitely never make another post ever again.

Just because having a post count of 911 two days after 9/11 is trippy as ****

 

[<RJMC>]

but all i can find is WOMEN orgasm in their sleep, not men.

are you sure you are a men?

 

[sinkoman]

**** me, what has halflife2.net come too. I HAD A WET DREAM - MUST ALERT THE INTERNET

This

are you sure you are a men?

No, he is a MANS!

 

[Kadayi]

Best thread.

Ever!!!

 

[Captain M4d]

I remember waking up and finding cum in my pants. Wasn't mine.


JUST KIDDING GUYS. JUST KIDDING

 

[Sledgehammer]

Just because having a post count of 911 two days after 9/11 is trippy as ****

No. It's not.

 

[sinkoman]

I vote ravioli "weirdest mother****er of 2009", just because of all the threads he's been making.

No. It's not.

YOU RUINED IT!

I remember waking up and finding cum in my pants. Wasn't mine.


JUST KIDDING GUYS. JUST KIDDING

Are you sure?

Did it taste like yours?

 

[Raziaar]

**** me, what has halflife2.net come too. I HAD A WET DREAM - MUST ALERT THE INTERNET

I just got drunk, I'm going to make a thread about it!

 

[Yorick]

This entire thread is so hilariously pathetic that I don't think I'll be able to laugh for the rest of the week.

 

[sinkoman]

Ravioli, your socially unacceptable behaviour has been forever preserved in sig form.

 

[Captain M4d]

I vote ravioli "weirdest mother****er of 2009", just because of all the threads he's been making.




YOU RUINED IT!



Are you sure?

Did it taste like yours?

I don't even know why I say those things. Considering that I want to be a professional journalist some day...my downfall will be traced all back to here.

 

[MFL]

sex dreams always piss me offetc.

she'll turn into Vegeta, etc.

Dude, if I had a sex dream and the girl turned into Vegeta, like the actual character, with a full set of gear down there I was goin to town on, I think that I would just ****ing kill myself. After I came, of course.

 

[Asknoone]

I just got drunk, I'm going to make a thread about it!

Hi there jverne!

 

[MFL]

Hi there jverne!

That's cold, man.

 

[sinkoman]

Hi there jverne!

OMGHE'SGOINGTOLOCK IT

 

[Eejit]

But it was with Lela Star!!!! That makes me atleast semi-awesome right? right? I should be announced God of all. I had sex with ****ing Lela Star, well...sort of.

Eww.

 

[Ravioli]

Eww.

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No no no no, not her. Im talking about BEFORE she ruined her self. She looks horrible now. But when she first started 5 years ago...my god she was beautiful. Really pisses me off that she ruined herself. She was perfect the way she was Now she ****ed up her face and body.

 

[Sheepo]

I found this thread utterly depressingly stupid. The first post alone makes me embarassed to be a homo sapien.

 

[sinkoman]

No no no no, not her. Im talking about BEFORE she ruined her self. She looks horrible now. But when she first started 5 years ago...my god she was beautiful. Really pisses me off that she ruined herself. She was perfect the way she was Now she ****ed up her face and body.

Thread watch has been elevated from "highly creepy" to "omg don't talk to that guy I think he's a rapist".

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I found this thread utterly depressingly stupid. The first post alone makes me want to join a different species.

This thread makes me want to make you join a different species.