Uwe Boll film... Postal movie trailer...

[Anthraxxx]

this confounds me... it actually looks funny?

http://gamedrift.com/articles.php?a=332

 

[B_MAN]

wow i HATE to say it but that does look like it could be funny

 

[Harryz]

this confounds me... it actually looks funny?

wow i HATE to say it but that does look like it could be funny

Are we watching the same ****ing trailer here?

 

[Anthraxxx]

Are we watching the same ****ing trailer here?

I don't know, man! It's...like... division by zero!

 

[Asuka]

This was posted before and it looks to be such a waste of energy and time.

 

[Harryz]

This was posted before and it looks to be such a waste of energy and time.

Haha, if Asuka thinks its going to be shit, no questions asked, its going to be shit.

 

[Qonfused]

Horrible.

 

[Icarusintel]

Our god is not a merciful god...



For if he was, then Uwe Boll would be killed in a most heinous and painful way in a very public manner.

 

[smwScott]

wow i HATE to say it but that does look like it could be funny

...

Could you please list some of your favorite comedies?

 

[Harryz]

The sad thing is, Uwe Ball's is using his bad reputation to sell himself.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Why do people find that shit funny all the time?

 

[AmishSlayer]

...

 

[Kakashi]

it looks ridiculous... waste of life to watch it.

 

[StardogChampion]

If you find anything in this trailer funny then you need a lobotomy.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

I can't wait until the German gov't closes that damn legal loophole that's allowing Uwe to keep making shitty movies.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

its so retarded...I'll probably watch it.

 

[B_MAN]

its one of those movies thats so insanely stupid that it becomes twistedly funny
dont worry, im sure most of us will never get the chance to see it anyways

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

its one of those movies thats so insanely stupid that it becomes twistedly funny

No its not

 

[Que-Ever]

That dick stole like half my ideas for a movie. Gfg, Uwe, gtfo.

 

[smwScott]

If you find anything in this trailer funny then you need a lobotomy.

If you find anything in this trailer funny then you probably already had a lobotomy.

 

[Bad^Hat]

The black guy peeping out and saying "you're doing GREAT!" gave me a laugh, just cause it was so WTF.

He might be trying a little too hard just to be controversial. Or alot too hard. But then if Borat has shown us anything, that'll sell D:

 

[nokori3byo]

Uwe just flipped the coin. Straight up dumb wasn't working for him, so now he's going for self-consciously dumb.

Either way, he's on a collision course with his own arse. Again.

 

[destrukt]

Thank goodness it's Postal, a pathetic game (The sequel, anyway).

 

[Lucid]

I wonder if Uwe has ever seen Falling Down, if he has... then he would've realized that this film need not be created.

 

[jimbo118]

what......the.......****? is this what the game is like?

 

[Jintor]

Having read this, I can safely say that Uwe Bolle is probably a douche.

I mean, seriously.

"They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros apiece, the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better." - Ain't It Cool News, Oct. 24, 2005

 

[Lt. Drebin]

Just threw-up in my mouth.

This man should be beaten to death with his camera. Is this honestly going to theaters??? I guess his argument is that his movies do extremely well on DVD...well...send them straight to DVD instead of wasting space for a week in the theater.

Enough with the video game movies...they don't work. Silent Hill was closest, but still not a good movie. Very tiring.

 

[Kakashi]

what......the.......****? is this what the game is like?

Not entirely, there's a lot stupid sh*t in the game, such as urinating on your burning flesh when your caught on fire(or on other people).

Countless killing weapons, such as the Weapon of Mass Destruction, some cow head thing, or the gasoline and matches in which you can virtually light anyone's ass' up. Make fire trails, hunt terrorists (Osama Bin Laden look-alikes), Priests,and a whole lot of other characters.

Your basically a postal worker who is tired of sh*t in your life, you run errands everyday of the week such as "picking up Milk from the store" and etc. You have a grocery list and stuff. Each day brings you to farther destinations, which loads a lot...

It was a Sh*tty game.... but I still wasted a few lifeless hours playing. Though I haven't picked up it for a few years now.

 

[bam23]

Uwe Boll can't even do a shitty game justice!

 

[mindless_moder]

well isnt that the point ? . he's exploiting a loop hole in germany's tax system.
http://www.cinemablend.com/features/Uwe-Boll-Money-For-Nothing-209.html

But crucially, the bizarre tax laws in Germany mean that any wealthy Germans who invest in a movie can write-off the production cost, delay paying their taxes and generally reduce their tax burden. When you disseminate all the boring legal business law surrounding it the bottom line is this – the German investors in a movie only pay tax on any RETURNS the movie makes, their investment is 100% deductible, so the minute the movie makes a profit, said investor has to start paying tax. Plus the investors can actually borrow money to put towards investment and write that off too. Assuming you’re a sharp enough businessman you have a potential goldmine in the making; a way to make money from investing in bad movies.

just like "The producers"

 

[Docm30]

I officially wish I was dead.