Valentines Day..

ZeeM said:
So write in your myspace about it.

edit: Mandatory "Remember kids! It's across the road, not down the road" or something like that.
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MySpace.... I ****ing hate MySpace... I had one for a week and wondered why I had one.. Deleted it right away.

MySpace is for emo fags and stupid attention whores.
 
I have an idea for you: buy her nothing. Real men don't buy women gifts. I have never bought them gifts, and look how succesful I am with them.
 
Lou said:
I have an idea for you: buy her nothing. Real men don't buy women gifts. I have never bought them gifts, and look how succesful I am with them.
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A Closet Homosexual?
*claps*
 
My girlfriend and I have a romantic Valentines day ride on a dinner train. We got the "premier" seating - the regular seating had you paired up with a strange couple, facing each other in the same booth. WTF? Anyway, I expect quite a good time.
 
I'm going to give the gift of another ****ing Saint Valentines Day Massacre to the world.
 
Raziaar said:
Six individual dumbells is kind of difficult.
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Pfft, maybe if you did them with your tongue.

And they were made out of uranium.

...

stupid valentine's day
 
I'm making a big mix of rockin' love songs for my girlfriend.
 
Already had our Valentine day :D
We went to a restaurant (Greek food ftw) and then we went to my house, exchanged gifts, and went to bed.
No, you're not allowed to know all the details. Piss off :p
 
I goddamn hate this holiday. As in really hate. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!

Damn women, and all their lies, and their stuck up friends who feed them lies, and their guillability, and damnit HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!

Needless to say, I'm going to be drunk and alone on the day.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Valentines day is an excellent day to go and rent Saw 2...I never seen it, and it's the perfect day to do so.
 
Garfield_ said:
I've never got anything from anyone, im a dead stone :/
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You got your money stolen by a hooker.

Oh no, wait, that didn't even happen.
 
My gf and I refuse to support this ******ry commercial holiday, so no present buying for me, just plenty of grinding.

Life is good :D
 
Danimal said:
I never get anything for Valentines Day. I used to get steaks to distract me. Oh, and I got a hug from a blind chick last year, but that's it.
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LOL.................
 
Raziaar said:
I'm going to give the gift of another ****ing Saint Valentines Day Massacre to the world.
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I'm going to a LAN party. It's called 'Valentine's Day Massacre' oddly enough. D:
 
Sulkdodds said:
I'm going to a LAN party. It's called 'Valentine's Day Massacre' oddly enough. D:
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That's not my gift. :flame:
 
<3 my PC :D What should I buy her, a new graphics card? Or should I go for one of those case fans :naughty:
 
You should strip her to her barebones, and put her back together, feeling brand new.
 
Im going to steal valentines gifts and go up to couples making out and blast them really loud with some death metal. lol not really but that would be awesome but would make me look like an ass.
 
a book of sex positions. people dont invent great things anymore but i think this is one of those functional gifts - its also a calender
 
gh0st said:
a book of sex positions. people dont invent great things anymore but i think this is one of those functional gifts - its also a calender
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You could get injured from that.
 
Lou said:
I have an idea for you: buy her nothing. Real men don't buy women gifts. I have never bought them gifts, and look how succesful I am with them.
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Nice to hear from you again, real man, you say? Thats utter bullshit, you're just a pissant. Now get off the forum, no one wants you here. I suppose the only success you've had with a woman was with that blind, deaf mute. She must have thought you were quite a catch.
 
Last year my mate gave his girly a voucher for Ann Summers (a sex shop) - if ever there was a self-serving gift, there it is.

Shamrock said:
MySpace is for emo fags and stupid attention whores.
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I've got a MySpace, and I'm neither. Some of my best friends have MySpace accounts, and they're not "emo fags" or "attention whores".
Once again, emo kids spoil the fun for everyone else... <Sighs>
 
Haha, look at my myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/raziaar

Its something I only ever created to contact my cousin, whom is the only person on the contact list of mine. It gets the job done, though.
 
ZeeM said:
"Razi has 0 friends."
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Yes. I'm a lonely, miserable emo. ;(

Though actually it says 1. And she's family, so she doesnt count.
 
Im going to take her out for a meal then a drinking session and back to the flat for a good shagging session that will last about 2 days just like last year. mmmmmm cant wait.
 
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