Valentine's day

Ok, i've figured out my plans for V-Day.

I'm going to buy a single rose, a heart shaped box of chocolates, an "I love you!" card, and all the other random valentines paraphernalia I can find.

Then i'm going to get so wasted that I think somebody gave them to me.

It'll be so awesome!
 
Just another day. I'm glad I don't have to rush around looking for some half-baked, half-arsed present that I don't really put much effort into just to get a ride from someone I'm already in a relationship with.

I'd rather buy like, five easter eggs for myself and get really, really fat.
 
Ennui said:
As I'm happily single right now I couldn't give less of a **** but a few days after the 14th I'll probably be buying a lot of cheap delicious chocolate.
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Hell yeah.
 
I'm going to send myself a teddy bear gram from some random female's name I'll conjure up!

:(

Note: 4000th post!
 
Ennui said:
As I'm happily single right now I couldn't give less of a **** but a few days after the 14th I'll probably be buying a lot of cheap delicious chocolate.
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I fully endorse this product and/or event.
 
Valentines day and me and my girlfriends anniversary are two days apart....how horrible is that?
 
I hate Valentine's Day. It just reminds how much i hate being single and knowing that i probably won't be getting a boyfriend any time soon. Which sucks big time.
 
I'm in a real jam about Valentines Day, even though I am single. What the hell is wrong with the world?

I have a friend who used to fancy me and probably still does (though I never liked her back like that), and until recently she was seeing some guy, but it fell through. As a little pick me up this time of year, she asked if I could "be her Valentine". Harmless, right? I don't think so. OK, so I have never been in a serious relationship on V-Day, and I really really really really wanted to say no BUT

1. She got thoes stupid candy hearts with sayings and a red cardboard cutout heart and put it on my car asking if I would be her Valentine. How can you say no to all that trouble? I really wanted to, but I'm not that kind of guy. Damnit I need to be more mean.

and

2. She ****ing knows I love Italian food and she offered that we eat at one of the best Italian places around.

This is totally ****ed up, I know. I don't know if I could live if this didn't involve pasta
 
Tyguy said:
Valentines day and me and my girlfriends anniversary are two days apart....how horrible is that?
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Combine the two. It's just a shame you can't throw Christmas in as well.
 
If you accept, you are playing the role of the woman.
 
making a card works much better. Just by some good card stock, and print out your message with a fancy caligraphy font then trace it onto the card with a nice pen. To finish it, paint a crude light red heart.
 
I never really minded Valentines day, until my first serious relationship ended. Waah waah etc
 
Pft. V-Day sucks even when you're in a relationship. Hell, especially when you're in a relationship. I have to figure out something "romantic and creative" enough to meet her whacked out expectations while every other guy is trying to do the same. You just cant win. And btw, not every valentine that goes to great lengths to make the day special gets laid on V-day either.

V-day sucks in at least 5 different ways. None of them good.
 
I've said this before, but I'll say it again within the context of Valentine's Day:

If your girlfriend is expecting more than you're willing or wanting to give, she's probably not the right girl for you.
 
Thanks numbers, I get that lonely feeling but seeing your type of reaction makes me thankful to be at least marginally more sane.
 
Vass said:
I'm in a real jam about Valentines Day, even though I am single. What the hell is wrong with the world?

I have a friend who used to fancy me and probably still does (though I never liked her back like that), and until recently she was seeing some guy, but it fell through. As a little pick me up this time of year, she asked if I could "be her Valentine". Harmless, right? I don't think so. OK, so I have never been in a serious relationship on V-Day, and I really really really really wanted to say no BUT

1. She got thoes stupid candy hearts with sayings and a red cardboard cutout heart and put it on my car asking if I would be her Valentine. How can you say no to all that trouble? I really wanted to, but I'm not that kind of guy. Damnit I need to be more mean.

and

2. She ****ing knows I love Italian food and she offered that we eat at one of the best Italian places around.

This is totally ****ed up, I know. I don't know if I could live if this didn't involve pasta
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Do it. For the pasta.
 
Vass...if you dont fancy her then definitely say no, otherwise youd just be leading her on.
 
None of you are in relationships? I'd have thought you guys would do fine.

Anyway, I just got some cheap chocolates and a card. :D No large spending for me, and sexsexsex!
 
Girls are a mystery to me. I think I'll take the easy route and become gay.
 
Single just rocks too much & I'm 100% serious! IF you want to go out and have some superficial fun, you always can! With a girlfriend . . .it's a constant sink of time, money, emotions, etc. I've ALWAYS ALWAYS been VERY happy single. Being with someone . . . it's always a source of stress.
 
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