Valve Responses (Old but funny)

[Jintor]

Yeah, this'll get more exposure here, and it's not really about a specific game anyway. Just some email question/answers from Valve that are more funny than informative.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50498

Hi Gabe!

One [of] the commentators in episode 2 sounded really bored. I believe his name was Stevie or Steven, can't quite recall. Tell him to sound more excited. He makes games, he should be off the wall to talk about what he worked on. He sounded like Ben Stein was having more fun than he was.

Thanks for your email.

Based solely on your feedback we have decided to fire the offending party, Steve Kalning. Instead of sending him to HR and wasting their time, I have cc'd him on this email and this will act as his official notice. Clean out your desk Steve.

Thanks Lionhart for helping us make Valve a better place.

Pat, after careful study, I realize steve bond could have also been the culprit. So since we can't really be sure, and really no sense wasting any more time on this.

Mr Bond? Please clean out your desk as well.

/EDIT After reading the entire article it turns out there's only three or four email exchanges.

Well, I feel stupid now. : |

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

That was quite lol worthy, thanks for sharing. The "hugs don't warrant a 96 meta critic score" cracked me up pretty hard.

 

[bam23]

"it appears to be a duck"

i almost kinda died.

 

[Musk]

Awesome. I would get wayyy too excited if Valve ever replied to me directly.

 

[Barnz]

thanks for sharing

+rep given

 

[Jintor]

Awesome. I would get wayyy too excited if Valve ever replied to me directly.

They do it all the time, just shoot off an email.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Yeah if they didn't put out awesome stuff all the time and constantly update Steam I'd think it was all they did...

 

[Deleted member 56031]

They do it all the time, just shoot off an email.

Aww I've never been replied to