videogames not just turn kids into evil killers but also angry taco tossers!

[<RJMC>]

http://kotaku.com/5133876/tired-of-mortal-kombat-killer-how-about-xbox-taco-assailant

Law enforcement near Orlando, Fla., have in custody a 19-year-old who refused to stop playing games to join his family for dinner and threw a taco at his mother after she unplugged his Xbox.

Intrepid and indispensible local news resource WOFL-TV of Orlando reports that alleged Xbox Taco Assailant Zachary Moir is in the Volusia County Jail after a domestic disturbance on Wednesday night. Seems his moms went upstairs and demanded he stop playing that Sega or Atari or whatever you call it and come down and be a contributing member of the family, and he was all, "whatever, bitch," and she was all "WHAT did you just call me," and punched off the power to his console. Oh it's on now!

"A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. ?He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I?ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.?

On top of that, Mom won't take jailhouse phone calls from her alleged Xbox taco assailant son. That'll show your ass, tough guy! "She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson," according to crusading truth avenger WOFL-TV

:O

those videogames that ruin our youths

 

[Hazard.Squared]

/facepalm

This has been posted already.

 

[nipples]

Oh no! Taco on her shirt and kitchen!!!!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yet more good arguments for taco control.

 

[Higlac]

At first I thought it was a different kind of tosser. But I lol'd anyway.

 

[Remus]

"You're under arrest for taco assault!"

 

[Wanted Bob]

"Xbox Taco Assailant" what a title

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

His mama be behind the times. Sega or Atari or whatever? I felt a pang of sympathy.

 

[Dog--]

Seems his moms went upstairs and...

lol, lesbians.

 

[swan_song1973]

that kid sounds like a bastard, but the mom doesnt seem too bright either.

regardless i lol'd

 

[lefty]

Taco Tosser, sounds like a good name for a porno.

 

[Holy Toaster]

I keep looking at the title and laughing at "angry taco tossers" I don't know why!

 

[nipples]

Taco Tosser, sounds like a good name for a porno.

Hahaha.

The kids 19 and his mom still tells him what to do?

 

[Higlac]

Hahaha.

The kids 19 and his moms still tell him what to do?

fixed

 

[Remus]

Wait... moms? What?

 

[Lizardizzle]

that's soooo fake, jeez.

 

[Ennui]

Nothing like a few nights of painful anal rape to teach your Halo-addicted son a lesson!

 

[swan_song1973]

Nothing like a few nights of painful anal rape to teach your Halo-addicted son a lesson!

tis the american way.

 

[Bad^Hat]

The first comment on Kotaku is win.

Well mom, he might not be enjoying your tacos, but you've guaranteed he'll be tossing some salads soon.

 

[the cow says moo]

He's an asshole and she's a horrible mother. Just kick him out already!

 

[15357]

Huh, sounds like a bastard SOB.

 

[Azner]

Only in Atlantis

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

He's an asshole and she's a horrible mother. Just kick him out already!

They should have been drowned as infants and given to Pitz.

 

[the cow says moo]

But wait, if the mother had been drowned as an infant, then the son would never have been born, and we couldn't drown him. Hmm, interesting... no wait! The other one, tedious.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm a "Mother's Taco Assailant"....