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Here's a funny article - Linkage
I would have guessed Paris Hilton gets paid money for something else ;)
 
Just another reason why America sucks...we produce people like that. :(
 
For some reason, this reminds of that South Park where Paris shows up.

One of the kids is like "Who is she?"
"Oh, that's Paris Hilton."
"But what does she do?"
"She's super famous!"
But what does she DO?"
Another man: "She's a whore!"

Or something like that. I really don't understand either.
 
What
The
****?

She is so worthless I swear to god. She just got millions of dollars dropped into her lap, and the only thing everyone knows her for is some crappy porno...guh

I've seen better porns in Scat Entertainment.
 
Why is this so outrageous? She is just like any other celebrity, arrogant, self centered whore who is incredibly rich. She is also just as talentless as most famous actors.
 
As of this moment forth I am charging $1,000 for an apperance in threads.

Cough up.

Note: I will also be colecting for past apperences.
 
*has burnzie banned and all traces of him deleted*
 
people dont realize it's the assholes that will pay to have her appear that should be shot.. Paris is just playing into that.
 
babyheadcrab said:
people dont realize it's the assholes that will pay to have her appear that should be shot.. Paris is just playing into that.
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Actually you just gave me a brilliant idea! I'll have a "pretend" party and invite the bitch over... then shoot her. MOuahahahaha!
 
Professor Robert Thompson, a popular culture expert at Syracuse University, said: "Paris is genuinely a big star. She has become this amazing American success story."

Meanwhile, Paris claims the secret to getting rich is going to parties.

The beautiful heiress says if you want to succeed you have to stay up until the early hours of the morning socialising with the rich and famous and then languish in bed for as long as possible.

She revealed: "Never ever wake up before 10; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal."
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What complete and utter bullshit.

She's rich because she's a Hilton. End of story. I doubt she's every done a hard days work in her life.
 
On the plus side, she's probably got several different STDs. Stupid whore.
 
diluted said:
On the plus side, she's probably got several different STDs. Stupid whore.
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err anyone can catch STD's, rich or poor, it doesn't matter. It's lack of understanding like yours that caused all the problems with AIDS and everyone assuming only gay people could get it.

FYI she hasn't slept with all that many people, most have been during relationships. I don't think she deserves to be called a whore.. A waste of space with no talent, sure. But not a whore. Ok her porn video was a mistake but come on, who hasn't made one of those..
 
I loved that episode..Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset,that was a perfect example of what IS wrong with American society nowadays..

Example(true story)..

my friend went clothes shopping for her 9 year old daughter and the longest shorts they had were practically "Daisy Dukes",right below the butt cheeks..

she ended up getting shorts in the boys section in sheer disgust

it just seems like all the little girl clothing is really for midget hookers and all the boys clothes are for midget thugs..its sad..

damn MTV and the media for glorifying these types of idiots...and damn parents for not doing anything about it
 
Not to mention that she looks like one... ****en weasel.
 
moaning like an animal can be a very good thing..however,looking like one WHILE moaning like one is a definite no-no!
 
Greatgat said:
For some reason, this reminds of that South Park where Paris shows up.

One of the kids is like "Who is she?"
"Oh, that's Paris Hilton."
"But what does she do?"
"She's super famous!"
But what does she DO?"
Another man: "She's a whore!"

Or something like that. I really don't understand either.
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what episode is that, I can't remember is :S
 
Danimal said:
Not to mention that she looks like one... ****en weasel.
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She also has some really, really, really long monkey toes as well. :O
 
xLostx said:
*has burnzie banned and all traces of him deleted*
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You could of said that BEFORE I sent the cheque.

Paris hilton, is the same as Abi Titmuss (oh yes, could she have picked a better name?)

You can become a celebrity by getting boned, or being somebodys partner, or worse still, staring in "Big Brother"

(newcastle accent)

"Day 8, John has mostly been makin some toast, more after the break."

Comercials roll

Camera pans to toaster, toast flies up, entire household has a party.
 
The Dark Elf said:
err anyone can catch STD's, rich or poor, it doesn't matter. It's lack of understanding like yours that caused all the problems with AIDS and everyone assuming only gay people could get it.

FYI she hasn't slept with all that many people, most have been during relationships. I don't think she deserves to be called a whore.. A waste of space with no talent, sure. But not a whore. Ok her porn video was a mistake but come on, who hasn't made one of those..
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:|

Weirdest.
Post.
Ever.
 
You can be a whore without getting paid to have sex with people, maybe not in the literal sense, but certainly as a swearword. Your behaviour and attitude can make you a whore, the way you spend money, your arrogance. She's a whore, period.
 
i hope she loses all her money and gets forced to live with a poor-hardworking farmers family.
 
whore ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hôr, hr)
n.
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
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Well I can see at least 2 of those which have been satisfied.

KoreBolteR said:
i hope she loses all her money and gets forced to live with a poor-hardworking farmers family.
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Yeah, or be forced to work in the salt mines in the Gulags of Soviet Russia. That's her punishment for saying that the secret to getting rich is lots of parties. That's like saying the secret to staying slim is eatting MacDonald's 10 times a day. Completely idiotic.

She should feel the plight and pain of the average sub- $1 dollar a day worker.

Oh yeah, you can tell I like Saddam a lot more than Paris Hilton... ;)
 
I hate that stupid whore. The House of Wax remake was a shitty movie (I'm not even gonna start on what they got wrong with the LA setting), but it was worth sitting through that crap to watch her get a metal pipe through her head. I literally yelled "THANK GOD! THE WHORE IS DEAD!" in the middle of the movie theatre when that happened.
 
Stupis bitch. She's hot though... but make crappy movies.
 
look what i've created....so much hate....muahahahahaha :D
 
I'll pay her to come with me to the guiliteen factory.
 
I hate that stupid whore, the only thing shes good for is to get ****ed...
 
I despise that woman with every fibre of my being.
 
No, no, heavens no! Cereal could never be used as a force for hate or wrong-doing. It is pure and good.
 
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