weak handshake

[ktimekiller]

My new roomates downstairs greeted me with a pussy girly hand shake
:frown:

WHERE IS MY MANSHAKE

 

[Ravioli]

Here you go

 

[Shyam]

My new roomates downstairs greeted me with a pussy girly hand shake
:frown:

WHERE IS MY MANSHAKE

Some people are just pussies man. They can't help it.

 

[Maestro]

I hate pussy handshakes, whenever possible I don't let go until they return my manshake.

Or if I'm pressed for time I just crush their hand in my enormous, bear-like grip.

 

[swan_song1973]

I hate pussy handshakes, whenever possible I don't let go until they return my manshake.

Or if I'm pressed for time I just crush their hand in my enormous, bear-like grip.

you are a terrifying human being.

 

[VirusType2]

WHERE IS MY MANSHAKE

That just -

I'm not sure about the use of this word.

 

[Dog--]

Here you go

CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

 

[Warped]

this would have been more acceptable

also i hate weak handshakes too. makes me want to get some Germ-X because their pussy hand could have been up someones ass!

 

[Danimal]

Just do bro-shakes, it requires more hand-eye coordination but less strength.

If you do it right, a resonating pop will echo through your whole neighbourhood. They will hear it and they will think "Those guys are clearly bros."

 

[Warped]

Just do bro-shakes, it requires more hand-eye coordination but less strength.

If you do it right, a resonating pop will echo through your whole neighbourhood. They will hear it and they will think "Those guys are clearly bros."

THIS!

also does anyone have that one from like a week ago where the handshake repeats over and over??

 

[Danimal]

I always knew Arnold was a bro.

 

[Darkside55]

I can't stand a weak handshake, and I hate that awkwardness you get in meeting new people and you go in for a man's handshake only to be greeted with some limp-wristed shit. Then you're like, "Well, fuck, now I gotta ease up or this bastard's gonna think I'm trying to crush his hand."

For people who're already bros, though, forget shakes of any kind--nothing beats the brofist.

 

[Danimal]

When greeting most of my friends, a brofist is subsequent to the broshake.

 

[Raziaar]

The only softness in a handshake should come when the bones have given way to mere muscle and skin.

 

[Dog--]

Around here it's the fist bump.

If you haven't seen anyone in a while it's that hand grab/hug thing that gangsta's do.

I feel those are actually the best things to do. See a friend, pound the fist, it's quick you don't got to grab their hand it's just bump and go. And that grab and hug thing, well if you haven't seen someone in a while you want to hug them, but you don't want to be gay, so you do that and your not gay.

 

[YROC]

When I shake someone's hand, i'm usually the one doing the shaking, so I can't really tell. Can't let someone think i'm a bitch because of my handshakes.

 

[Qonfused]

Goddamn it I hate when people cut you off on your handshake which makes you give a weak handshake.

If you haven't seen anyone in a while it's that hand grab/hug thing that gangsta's do.

Hate that too.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You can tell a lot about a man's worth by the strength of his handshake.

 

[MJ12]

1:22


http://www.goodenoughforapoke.com/skits/philadelphia-1996/

 

[Maestro]

You can tell a lot about a man's worth by the strength of his handshake.

Hence the reason why most used-car salesman are like grabbing a dead fish.

 

[Warped]

1:22


http://www.goodenoughforapoke.com/skits/philadelphia-1996/

lol! and after watching the Hangover my night is almost complete :naughty:

 

[Xevrex]

I have to shake hands at the end of every Tae Kwon Do lesson (all students with 1st degree or above must do this) and I mentally facepalm when the middle-aged women are gripping my hand tighter than the teenage guys.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

My new roomates downstairs greeted me with a pussy girly hand shake
:frown:

WHERE IS MY MANSHAKE

Yeah, I get that all the time, nobody except my father gives me a good handshake; I think I'm intimidating

I mentally facepalm when the middle-aged women are gripping my hand tighter than the teenage guys.

It means she loves you

 

[Baal]

I have a weak handshake, as I have small hands and I wouldn't say I have a strong grip. Please don't hurt me, I can't help it; I was born this way. My hand has been sore for an entire day from a handshake one day. My feet are small too.

However, the stereotype is not true in this case.

I've used that line before.

 

[Unfocused]

Yeah, I hate that when someone gives you their limp hand to hold for a second.

Also, when some people (usually mid-age/older people) grab you by the fingers instead of the whole hand and make you look like you can't give a proper handshake; and it's not like you're going to push your hand further to slip into a proper grab.

 

[Calhoun]

A weak handshake from a man is infinitely less displeasing than meeting a woman with man hands, so consider yourself lucky.

 

[MFL]

Brofist leads to broshake leads to bromutualrectalexam. I NEED NOT THESE ARCHAIC WAYS OF BRO.

 

[Xevrex]

Have any of you ever over-done the Brofist? Not a pretty thing.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Have any of you ever over-done the Brofist? Not a pretty thing.

....
...
....Yes.
School was shut down for two weeks because of our massive error.

 

[CyberPitz]

I always get so sick of the wimpy girlshake. I learned from my father many years ago that if I want the job, MANSHAKE.

 

[Vegeta897]

I learned from my brother to not shake hands like a pussy.

This one time I shook this guy's hand and he was so weak, I thought less of him immediately.

 

[CyberPitz]

I shook someones hand, and their hand acted like your Avatar. I punched him to Man him up.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I shook someones hand, and their hand acted like your Avatar. I punched him to Man him up.

I don't know why I lol'd.

 

[Maestro]

I shook someones hand, and their hand acted like your Avatar. I punched him to Man him up.

**** yeah.

 

[The Monkey]

The actual shaking of the hands have all but disappeared from our culture. Now it's just grabbing and holding on to the hand as long as appropriate. It's a real shame

But I thought all people had resorted to hugs after the first of second meeting? I hug all my friends, apart from a few people who I think are closeted homosexuals.

 

[Maestro]

Hugs are not work-appropriate.

 

[Xevrex]

The actual shaking of the hands have all but disappeared from our culture. Now it's just grabbing and holding on to the hand as long as appropriate. It's a real shame

But I thought all people had resorted to hugs after the first of second meeting? I hug all my friends, apart from a few people who I think are closeted homosexuals.

I still shake hands. Sometimes I over-shake as a joke if they're good friends, or to change the mood of an overly-formal greeting. Also, hugging a guy if you're a guy is seen as pretty homosexual at my school, unless it's with someone you're great friends with and have known for awhile. Hell, even then it's a bro-hug. Serious hugging is used for those teary situations.

 

[Dog--]

The actual shaking of the hands have all but disappeared from our culture

This makes no sense. You were trying to say shaking of hands disappeared from our culture, but really look at what you said.. It has done everything BUT disappear. That's another one of those "I could care less" things that bugs me.

 

[Reginald]

"All but <past-tense verb>" is a well known phrase that means something has pretty much happened but a select few haven't, in this case, disappeared. It's perfectly acceptable.

 

[Dog--]

No **** you it makes no sense, Reggy.