Weird things about you.

[Cheomesh]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHA. AH. HA...




Great, I made myself sad and then pooped a little.

Yeah, I guess it's funny. Or something. Never really thought about it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's really not funny at all.



LOLMAOROLF. Sorry about tthat, that was my herpes acting up.

 

[Skaadi]

That sounds like me. :|

When I see random people on the street, I'm constantly nervous about my clothes, mannerisms etc. And if I see people laughing I get really nervous. I always assume the worst of people when I first meet them, so I can't make small talk because I'm always analyzing how they are reacting to me. And even if I wanted to talk to someone (even relatives), there would be nothing to talk about because there are NO mundane incidents that stand out in mind as worthy of conversation. Some details I remember later, others I forget entirely.

Also, I never trust anyone. Nobody knows anything about my life other than from the time they spent with me. Literally.

Holy hell, separated at birth?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I get really freaked out when people touch my neck, but at the same time, if I really trust someone, I love it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What if I were to seductively run my index and middle fingers down the back of your neck and back?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I don't trust you enough. All my muscles would tense up and I'd look like Stephen Hawking for a second.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh my God, that's freaking awesome. D:

 

[Stigmata]

He's just lucky I'm severely attracted to Stephen Hawking.

 

[Bad^Hat]

/me pictures AL whizzing away from Stig in a wheelchair screaming "Neckrape! NECKRAAAAPE!!"

 

[Emporius]

/me pictures AL whizzing away from Stig in a wheelchair typing <microsoftsam>"Ne-ck-rap-e! NE-CK-RA-A-A-A-PE!!"</microsoftsam>

fixed

 

[phantomdesign]

Sometimes when I am bored walking down the street, I like to think "what would I do if a zombie outbreak happened right now?"

Meh..... what you really need to be thinking about is what if YOU were the zombie outbreak!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I've recently discovered that one of my eyes has a slight folding of skin down over it so that it looks narrower than the other one. At first this really disturbed me, but the only effect really is that I tend to look sardonic or quizzical in photos.

 

[Stigmata]

I used to do the one-eyebrow-raised-quizzically thing almost perpetually, and now my left eyebrow sits ever so slightly higher than my right one.

 

[Vigilante]

What are they.
When no-one's around, my hand is down my shorts most of the time. For comfort.

What guy doesn't do this? Or at least have their hands on their nuts in some way.

Weird thing I do...I like to touch dog's and cat's cold noses. It's an odd habit I developed when I was little.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I had a perpetual smirk all through high school, I'm not really sure why, but people liked to point it out alot. It's worn off now, I guess.

 

[Druckles]

I don't touch my nuts in some way.

Apparently it makes me weird...

 

[Saturos]

Doctors discovered blood in my stool sample once and one of my buddies jokingly said, "Your not cool unless you have blood in your stool". We'd go around telling complete strangers this just to see what kind of reaction we'd get. I had a colonoscopy the following week though. Not fun at all. Except for the drugs they gave me.:cheese:

 

[Druckles]

Stool Sample...?

 

[Saturos]

Stool Sample...?

Oh sorry: American English to English English translation:SHITE! :E

 

[Druckles]

Aah, not the thing you sit on...

Was confused for a second as to why people were taking samples of your stools...

Had an image of scientists huddled around people's chairs with goggles and taking bits off your stools with microscopes.