Welcome to all the new members!

[AJ Rimmer]

We get new members?

 

[jverne]

For being longer than the turd that just came out my ass.

i remember getting a warning once....oh silly me :cheese:


hmmm...why exactly doesn't my new one work? does it have to get accepted by hl2nets overlord PI first?


oh it works...nvm

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

since when do we welcome new members and not subject them to sexually explicit threats?

I miss the good old days...

Don't worry I'm secretly going to molest everyone.

 

[Sheepo]

Good people do not end up here.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Inb4 "It's safer here."

Damn, we went three pages w/o someone saying that? What has happened to us!?

 

[Sheepo]

"Good people do not end up here" is the new "It's safer here."

I'm aware that it's not catching on.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

You silly walking mushroom thing.

Goombas do not start trends.

 

[Sheepo]

We do end lives.

Watch your back...

 

[Iron Kat]

"Good people do not end up here" is the new "It's safer here."

I'm aware that it's not catching on.

I like that. I agree we should have that as out new must-say thing to newbies.

And to anyone I've not personally welcomed yet, welcome newbies!

 

[danitiwa]

You silly walking mushroom thing.

Goombas do not start trends.

I'm afraid they do.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

I never got a formal greeting here ):

 

[Iron Kat]

I'm afraid they do.

Now that will never catch on!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That's because all noobs past 2007 are fags.




jk I love some of you. Fags. Gots.

 

[Iron Kat]

Phew! At least that doesn't include me!! /waits for some remark about post-2006 noobs as well.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Post-2006 noobs are dykes. Dykes on Bikes.

 

[losttheskyagain]

I like bikes.

 

[Iron Kat]

I like motorbikes so I hope you meant them, Willeh.

 

[L3N!N]

Whoo, 08 is the new 07!

edit:

Can I be a special exception Willy?

 

[Escaep]

Any new members want to buy PM passes? They are $25 and grant you full PM capabilities, so now you don't have to keep wasting your time writing PM's to members that never get them.

 

[Iron Kat]

Whoo, 08 is the new 07!

edit:

Can I be a special exception Willy?

Since Willeh is no longer online I'll take it upon myself to answer for him: no, you can't.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

**** you Iron Kat. L3N!N is my only friend. Plus he joined on the month of my birthday.

**** YEAH.

 

[losttheskyagain]

But what about last night, Willie?

WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT?!

 

[L3N!N]

**** you iron kat. L3n!n is my only friend.

i said a colt 45 and two zig zags then she brought out a dick bigger than mine

 

[Sheepo]

2007 is fan****ingtastic

 

[G(ordon)-man]

But post-2009?

 

[lefty]

oh-five is where it's at.

 

[Darkside55]

You silly walking mushroom thing.

Goombas do not start trends.

They also aren't mushrooms.

Spoiler

They're chestnuts.

 

[freakyflor]

We do end lives.

No you don't.

/jumps on Sheepo

Haha

 

[Higlac]

[]

Insert quarter for buttsecks.

why do you hate me!?

;(

See my signature.

 

[swan_song1973]

hlfallout is down (again) so i figured id make an account here.

 

[losttheskyagain]

You've just upgraded from untrained to master in one fell swoop.

 

[Eejit]

Your sig is too long newbie

And god help you if that avatar sets off any of our epileptics!

 

[Wanted Bob]

So, we compressed the new member section into one thread? I like where this is going...

 

[swan_song1973]

You've just upgraded from untrained to master in one fell swoop.

yeah i thought the complimentary ICBM was a little strange, but i guess thats part of the benefits.

 

[Nomad]

We have epileptics?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

We have epileptics?

Faaaaaaaaaahgfsdhj.

 

[Darkside55]

I always felt bad for epileptics, because I would go to the arcade and see the little warnings that said, "May cause epileptic seizures," and I was like, "Those poor people can't play Street Fighter."

 

[15357]

I always felt bad for epileptics, because I would go to the arcade and see the little warnings that said, "May cause epileptic seizures," and I was like, "Those poor people can't play Street Fighter."

lolololol


Although I'd think that epileptics may have other concerns than Street Fighter, but still a kickass game.

 

[Jintor]

I'm going to go ahead and hate all you n00bs until you prove yourselves worthy of my respect.

 

[Kula Meenur]

^this goddamit



One n00b has already gained my respect. But only one for this month.