Welcome to all the new members!

[Lizardizzle]

huh... Seems like Swan Song is the only new guy with the Bawlz to post here.

Or all the new people can't find the abyss that is The Lounge...

 

[Acepilotf14]

Until you guys start making witty comments, I don't like you.

 

[Nomad]

I always felt bad for epileptics, because I would go to the arcade and see the little warnings that said, "May cause epileptic seizures," and I was like, "Those poor people can't play Street Fighter."

I know. It's horrible. One of my family members is one and it's very hard for them to enjoy electronics.

 

[swan_song1973]

Until you guys start making witty comments, I don't like you.

thats what she said?

 

[Seppo]

Now everybody likes you!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Hooray!

 

[Nomad]

It's actually kind of surprising that almost none of the new members have made a intro thread. It's a good thing, because I'm getting tired of saying "It's safer here".

 

[Raziaar]

I'm going to go ahead and hate all you n00bs until you prove yourselves worthy of my respect.

I'm the complete opposite. I'm nice to all the noobs until they give me reason to hate them.

Unless you're a girl. In which case it's entirely reversed!

 

[Nomad]

I don't think I've gotten anyone on these forums pissed off (yet). Well, maybe jverne, but I'm not sure.

 

[swan_song1973]

I'm getting tired of saying "It's safer here".

i guess thats part of a half-life board.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Well, we used to have a newbie forum..

 

[Nomad]

I'm just not going to ask what happened to it.

 

[Kamikazie]

It burned down in the fire.

Many nubs died.

 

[Nomad]

Alright!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Until you homosexual fags prove to me you are WORTH raping, **** off.

 

[Jintor]

I'm the complete opposite. I'm nice to all the noobs until they give me reason to hate them.

Unless you're a girl. In which case it's entirely reversed!

You're also a dancing cow. That's another way in which you are the complete opposite of me.

 

[swan_song1973]

You're also a dancing cow. That's another way in which you are the complete opposite of me.

so that'd make you a stationary manatee?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Quite possibly a crack whore dressed as Brock.

 

[Sulkdodds]

so that'd make you a stationary manatee?

No - a sitting bull.

 

[Krynn72]

A bull is not the opposite of a cow, nor is sitting the opposite of dancing. I CALL SHENANIGANS ON YOU SULK!

 

[swan_song1973]

A bull is not the opposite of a cow, nor is sitting the opposite of dancing. I CALL SHENANIGANS ON YOU SULK!

 

[Sulkdodds]

A bull is not the opposite of a cow, nor is sitting the opposite of dancing. I CALL SHENANIGANS ON YOU SULK!

Absolute opposites do not exist and cannot be conceived of. Opposites are only possible within narrow fields of discourse, where they become opposing ends of a spectrum that is clearly defined.

 

[Krynn72]

I disagree. The absolute opposite of a person dancing is a person killing dancers (thereby antidancing), and the opposite of a cow is a Sulkdodds.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Both a person killing dancers and a dancer himself are affecting the state of dance in the world; both a cow and Sulkdodds are fat.

 

[Krynn72]

Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

 

[Sheepo]

I love lamp.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You guys are flaming homosexuals.





I'm leaving.

 

[Some_God]

Anyone who joined after me likes women. In the sexual way.