Well this is officially the craziest night I have ever experienced

[The Mullinator]

As I type this it is 2:25 AM and I am sitting in front of the my computer in my university residence building with the door to my room locked. The noise is dying down outside my door now. The smell of coffee grains, shaving cream, baby powder and alcohal waft into my nostrils from the hall even with my door closed. I am quite sober (unusual for a sunday morning) but most of the floor isn't, every inch of the carpet is currently soaking wet from the water fight earlier.

/me starts to smell popcorn and goes to look outside his door only to find popcorn all over the floor just a few doors down.

Several girls are walking around soaking wet with coffee grains stuck to their bare backs. Garbage is all over the hallway floor, the sound of ACDC is blaring through the entire building from the speakers of someone about five doors down from me. One of my friends here just came back from some sort of initiation at his "oriental club" and currently thinks everyone is a "zucchini" and speaks with a fake Chinese accent and does weird hand gestures to everyone (well find out what kind of drug they gave him once it wears off of him).

/me hears some more girls screaming as he types this.

Lets see what else has happened... Oh yes, the girl on our floor that I like is currently passed out lying on the floor of her room on top of some plastic incase she throws up again. She rarely ever drinks but she apparently went to a bar where there were 3 girls and 20 guys and as a result they basically forced way too much alcohal in her way too quickly. The guys bathroom is basically a pond now with shaving cream and coffee grains floating around. Orange hair dye covers several peoples faces as well as a few sections of the wall in our hall-way.

/me hears some more girls screaming followed by someone knocking on his door asking why i'm sleeping.

Finally our RA (senior student who is for the most part in charge of the floor) has basically given up hope of calming everything down for the night and is sitting in her room waiting for morning.

Currently I have no hope of getting to sleep within the next hour and there is no way I will be having a shower (the towels and shower curtain would be stolen right away) nor will I attempt to brush my teeth. Those things can wait for later on.

I'm not exactly upset about this but I am a little annoyed. I'm just waiting to hear the bill they give our floor for repairing any damages done.

So... ya... I'm done. :|

 

[Dr. Freeman]

haha Mully
sounds fun.. time to get some maybe? :E :naughty:

seriously tho...i guess if u have some test to study for or class in the morning it does kinda suck but eh...

 

[Raziaar]

That girl you liked must have been gangbanged, no doubt. I wouldn't be happy. :burp:

 

[Lil' Timmy]

what school?

 

[Neutrino]

I moved out the dorms a couple years ago, but I really enjoyed it. My hall was much more mellow than that though.

If I had lived in a place like you describe I would of been out of there within a week.

 

[Wraith]

this post is like when you read an interesting story and they are telling you the interesting bits first and then they go on to tell you the story of wtf happened, except this time you didnt tell me wtf happened and it pissed me off.

 

[CyberSh33p]

man, it sounds like I would hate that

I'd probably feel cramped and claustrophobic, and my anti-socialness would act up a bit

 

[Javert]

Dont' say you're not used to this in college!
Have some fun, sounds alot my dorm too. ^_^

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Dont' say you're not used to this in college!
Have some fun, sounds alot my dorm too. ^_^

problem is, he's only 10.. he's not talking about college.. that's his house :/ the drunk woman is his mom :\

 

[CyberSh33p]

problem is, he's only 10.. he's not talking about college.. that's his house :/ the drunk woman is his mom :\

its a very said affair

 

[The Mullinator]

this post is like when you read an interesting story and they are telling you the interesting bits first and then they go on to tell you the story of wtf happened, except this time you didnt tell me wtf happened and it pissed me off.

Truth be told I don't actually know what happened. Myself and a bunch of friends were downstairs playing foosball and watching saturday night live, we weren't expecting anything interesting to happen tonight since mid-terms are starting now but when we came back upstairs we basically entered a warzone. I never knew so much chaos could exist.

It was at that moment when I saw this that I litteraly said to myself "Welcome to the university of Western Ontario". I have been here for more than a month and nothing like this has ever happened before. I'm not too worried about homework or studying tommorow since I finished almost all of my homework on saturday and my first mid-term isn't for another little while.

UPDATE: Things are starting to calm down now, my drugged up friend is now for the most part back to normal although he doesn't know how he got the way he did. Other RA's are comming here now saying that someone attempted a room invasion. Were pretty sure it was my friend when he was still drugged up so were currently trying to make an alibi for him. The few people who are trying to get to sleep now are going to the floor above us to brush their teeth and have a shower.

EDIT:

Dont' say you're not used to this in college!
Have some fun, sounds alot my dorm too. ^_^

Oh I was used to the idea of heavy drinking and people smoking weed, or the occasional small shaving cream or water fight. Just not anything of this magnitude. Several people were taking pictures, if any of them are any good (it was very dark) then I may post them up tommorow.

 

[Ikerous]

This is the sole reason
That i'm looking forward
To attending college
Pot and alcohol.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

This is the sole reason
That i'm looking forward
To attending college
Pot and alcohol.

that's two reasons.

 

[Ikerous]

I meant to say that
i'm looking forward to
The abundance of pot
and alchol. Thats one thing.

 

[colin4444]

This is the sole reason
That i'm looking forward
To attending college
Pot and alcohol.

You have a bright future ahead of you . . .

 

[Ikerous]

Thats what my mommy says =^_^=
I'm just hoping all that pot
Doesnt negatively effect
My learning... or sentance
structure

 

[colin4444]

Thats what my mommy says =^_^=
I'm just hoping all that pot
Doesnt negatively effect
My learning... or sentance
structure

Well it certainly affects your short term memory. And if you do it too much, your grades will suffer big time.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Well it certainly affects your short term memory. And if you do it too much, your grades will suffer big time.

not if he is doing poorly to begin with.

 

[Ikerous]

I've actually gone without
Smoking pot for like a month
or two now.. Crazy...
I havent had alcohol either
Whats happening to me T_T

 

[Neutrino]

Well it certainly affects your short term memory. And if you do it too much, your grades will suffer big time.

Short term memory is overrated anyway.

 

[Ikerous]

Its not like the short
Term memory damage
Is something permanent
It just messes it up
While your actually high
Alcohol does the same thing

 

[CTTcrew_MrBlue]

Your writing style is very poetic, like a haiku ikerous

Ive heard many storys from my sister at UNI (ill be there next year hopefully!) similar to this, but one that made me laugh was were a large group of them decided to chop down the tree infront of there dorms, carry the whole thing up to there room and throw it out the window (it was about 4 floors up lol).

 

[Raziaar]

Maybe if he was on pot, he'd do something crazy and form proper sentences. Hehehe. But then that would be dull, cause that is what makes Ikerous, Ikerous!

 

[ailevation]

:cheers: Man, that is soo coool!

 

[Raziaar]

:cheers: Man, that is soo coool!

BTW dude, the link in your signature is *'d out. I wanna see those girls!

 

[Ikerous]

BTW dude, the link in your signature is *'d out. I wanna see those girls!

There are no girls
Just a fish
Waiting to slap you

 

[oldagerocker]

Alcohol w00t. Ive never smoked pot, not had the oppertunity, yet. Not sure if i would though.

 

[Ikerous]

I actually really like pot
I dont see why anyone
Would be against it
Cept for maybe the
Minimal lung damage

Everyone should at
Least try pot once
Try mixing the pot
With some alcohol
(Not literally...)
Now thats fun

 

[Raziaar]

I actually really like pot
I dont see why anyone
Would be against it
Cept for maybe the
Minimal lung damage

Everyone should at
Least try pot once
Try mixing the pot
With some alcohol
(Not literally...)
Now thats fun

That's called peer pressure =P

 

[Ikerous]

Theres nothing wrong
With peer pressure
Your peers usually
Know better than
anyone else whats
best for their friends

 

[Wraith]

ikerous please check out the link in my sig and read what the libertarians say about drug law reform.

 

[Ikerous]

Actually i was at their site
Just the other day reading
Up on their drug policies
In my opinion thats one
Of their best ideas.

Was it you that posted
The link to their site?
I really wish they had
Even the slightest chance
Of actually winning
Stoopid 2 party system -_-

 

[Tr0n]

ikerous please check out the link in my sig and read what the libertarians say about drug law reform.

I don't understand this...but why do we just have Republicans and Democrats in office/congress etc....

 

[Raziaar]

Because god said there was only enough room for Donkeys and Elephants on the ark.

 

[The Mullinator]

Well its now 12:31PM and I just woke up about 20 minutes ago. There is a big out of order sign on our washroom, some of the garbage has been cleaned up and the smells are starting to leave. In my dozy state heading to the upstairs washroom I think I saw the girl I like walking around in her house coat so it looks like she is alright. Hardly anyone is awake yet so the halls are very quiet right now.

Hopefully next saturday night won't be like this or i'm going to have to take my work to the library.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

ikerous please check out the link in my sig and read what the libertarians say about drug law reform.

Whoa Whoa

What happened to Gary Nolan? I thought he was the Libertarian Presidential Nominee. I should check up on these more often.

I'd also be a libertarian but the party line allows for the killing of unborn children (although I know among party members itself this issue is almost 50/50 )

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Well its now 12:31PM and I just woke up about 20 minutes ago. There is a big out of order sign on our washroom, some of the garbage has been cleaned up and the smells are starting to leave. In my dozy state heading to the upstairs washroom I think I saw the girl I like walking around in her house coat so it looks like she is alright. Hardly anyone is awake yet so the halls are very quiet right now.

Hopefully next saturday night won't be like this or i'm going to have to take my work to the library.

u should have gone and talked to her