Werewolf Party

[Mechagodzilla]

WEREWOLF PARTY

alright here's an werewolf experiment from the not-so classic movie monster mystery "The Beast Must Die!" which is about werewolf

more specifically it is the story of a eccentric billionaire hunter and his desire to hunt the most dangerous game of all
THAT GAME IS WEREWOLF

so here is the scenario:

RICH MONEYBAGS has invited you to his estate along with several of his close friends
RICH tells you that the other guests were invited because he knows one of them is a werewolf who is trying to kill him (but not which one, he could only narrow it down to these close friends)
because he is afraid of werewolf and also the damage a scandal of shooting a (seemingly) unarmed person would cause to his reputation he has tricked you into being the UNWITTING ASSASSIN

YOU have a gun with more than enough silver bullets
YOU must kill the correct guest by moonrise or else you will be ATTACKED BY WEREWOLF
the gates are locked and so you are trapped in this fate
RICH skipped out on the party to get an alibi (he tells you the above via cellphone)

these are the guests

REGINALD
manufactures dog food, acts strangely at night, writes lon chaney fanfiction
CHARLESTON
runs animal shelter, prefers his fish as sushi and his steak "au tartar"
HAN
hails from romania, allergic to wolfsbane plant
GWENDOLYN
astrologist, refuses to go outside at full moon is bad luck
FRANCISCA
pro basketball player, oddly hairy, very powerful
"TEXAS" PETE
runs a slaughterhouse, not actually from texas
SALLY
"pet psychiatrist", talks to dogs, once suspected of murder but no trial for lack of evidence

SO LET THE GAMES COMMENCE

choose GUEST(S) TO SHOOT via the poll

 

[15357]

I shot Reginald (strangeness), Franscisca(hairyness + power), and Gwendolyn(astrologist? KILL WITH NAPALM). I would have shot them all, but, ...... Perhaps I should have shot them all, just to be safe.

 

[Darkside55]

I put the gun away and did the mash.

I did the monster mash (the monster mash).

It was a graveyard smash.

 

[Solaris]

It caught on in a flash!

 

[jondy]

Shameless self-promotion.

 

[Sloth]

I take it that you're going to tell us soon who it was?

 

[Ome_Vince]

I also shot them all. You can never be too safe these days.

 

[Darkwolf]

FRANCISCA and HAN.

FATALITY.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm putting all my money on Fransica....

 

[Ravioli]

im confused

 

[CyberPitz]

im confused

You read the story in the first post, and guess who you need to shoot to kill the "werewolf" by voting.

 

[CptStern]

I shot Francisca

you just cant trust a pro basketball player, who's oddly hairy, but has a girl's name

shot texas pete too cuz I dont like texas despite the fact he's not from texas ...

also shot GWENDOLYN cuz I hate the superstitious ..stuffed her head full of wolfsbane just in case she came back to haunt me

 

[Steel.Inferno]

Busted a cap in Gwen foo.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

The answer will be revealed at midnight in two day's time.

UNTIL THEN BEWARE

 

[CyberPitz]

The answer will be revealed at midnight in two day's time.

UNTIL THEN BEWARE

D:

 

[Dekstar]

REGINALD
manufactures dog food, acts strangely at night, writes lon chaney fanfiction
-Probably just a weirdo with a bestiality fetish
CHARLESTON
runs animal shelter, prefers his fish as sushi and his steak "au tartar"
Likes animals. Werewolves would typically kill animals as prey
HAN
hails from romania, allergic to wolfsbane plant
People can probably be allergic to it without being a werewolf. Most likely a genetic problem.
GWENDOLYN
astrologist, refuses to go outside at full moon is bad luck
bad luck means she's afraid of being attacked, not afraid of attacking (lycanthropy usually results in no memory of being a werewolf at the time)
FRANCISCA
pro basketball player, oddly hairy, very powerful
Probably steroid induced.
"TEXAS" PETE
runs a slaughterhouse, not actually from texas
Probably just an idiot. Doubt he'd be the werewolf as it seems he has quite a business, meaning he wouldn't usually be in a position to be alone and attacked.
SALLY
"pet psychiatrist", talks to dogs, once suspected of murder but no trial for lack of evidence
Most likely. Could have murdered before, lack of trial means nothing. Also constantly works around dogs, and could have gotten bitten by one with latent lycanthropy.

I shot just Sally.

 

[jondy]

UNTIL THEN BEWARE

I always beware. But now I am wary.. OF MY IMMENSE CURIOUSITY

 

[CrazyHarij]

i killed them all.
m-m-m-monster kill.

 

[Reginald]

REGINALD
manufactures dog food, acts strangely at night, writes lon chaney fanfiction
-Probably just a weirdo with a bestiality fetish

Entirely correct.

 

[Evo]

BOOM SILVER BULLET SHOT!

Sally is dead

 

[Beerdude26]

you just cant trust a pro basketball player, who's oddly hairy, but has a girl's name

Oh my shens I read right over that one

I shot Sally, Pete, Gwendolyn and Reginald.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I shot Sally.... What? She's a whore.

Oh, fine. If it makes you feel better, I didn't shoot her with a gun......

Oh yes, I went there........I went there, raped, and ate a banana.

 

[pvtbones]

I shot pete

(five bucks says your actually the werewolf.)

 

[kineaesth]

Ah the antcipation! I shot Han, which was stupid, but i was assuming i could go back and kill anyone else later D:

 

[Remus]

*Blows Sally's head off with extreem prejudice* **** yeah!!!

Why use silver bullets when I have my trusty napalm muahah:naughty:

PS: Just for the record what kind of romanian name is Han?

 

[mindless_moder]

REGINALD
CHARLESTON
runs animal shelter, prefers his fish as sushi and his steak "au tartar"
Likes animals. Werewolves would typically kill animals as prey

but he wouldnt have any recollection of being a werewolf ....

 

[The Monkey]

I don't like that Han character, so he has to go.

 

[Dekstar]

but he wouldnt have any recollection of being a werewolf ....

I don't think it's hard to notice animals missing from a shelter, with their cages full of blood.

 

[Solaris]

The two most voted for people are women.

Have you ever seen a were-woman?
I haven't.

 

[Remus]

The two most voted for people are women.

Have you ever seen a were-woman?
I haven't.

That's just it! You wouldn't expect one of the women to be a werewolf and then WHAAAM!!

 

[Solaris]

Wouldn't be much of a party without the women though.

 

[mindless_moder]

is this some kind of a social experiment ?

 

[Krynn72]

Gwen. I hate that name. I killed her.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I have a gun with silver bullets. I can wait for moonrise.

I don't shoot anyone until then.

 

[JFry]

I shot the sheriff (but I didn't kill no deputy).

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That's just it! You wouldn't expect one of the women to be a werewolf and then WHAAAM!!

They're sucking your cock? Killing you? TELL ME.

 

[Geogaddi]

I chose Sally on impulse. Also, Mecha is a mod? Hoorah.

 

[Remus]

They're sucking your cock? Killing you? TELL ME.

All of the above...

And then the plot twist! Pa pa pammmmm..... the werewolf is actually you!

You eventually kill one of them reassure the rich eccentric that the threat is gone and then.... bye bye rich dude

 

[Jintor]

Lol, Who Killed Rodger Ackroyd?

 

[venturon]

I shot the sheri--Sally. I shot Sally!