Werewolf Party

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  • Reginald

    Votes: 28 30.1%

  • Charleston

    Votes: 22 23.7%

  • Han

    Votes: 32 34.4%

  • Gwendolyn

    Votes: 36 38.7%

  • Francisca

    Votes: 31 33.3%

  • "Texas" Pete

    Votes: 28 30.1%

  • Sally

    Votes: 47 50.5%
  • Total voters
    93
TollBooth Willie said:
Kill everyone. Then you'll know you've killed it for sure.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED :D
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If you just kill everyone you don't even know if you killed a werewolf. You probably just murdered a bunch of innocent people and the billionaire is going to blame it on you.
 
There you go. ;)

He has lots of money and stuff you can take and make it all worthwhile.

Besides, it's not your gun.
 
I see what you did thar.

Then we chop up the bodies, feed 'em to the gators, chop the gators up, throw them in a trash bag, incinerate them, then feed the ashes to a gator and so on and so forth.

.............

:D SMILY FACE. :D
 
The best Idea I can think of is throw bodies into a fire for a night, get all the flesh off the bones. Take those ashes and put them in a bucket. Then grind the ashes into dust..and put THAT in the bucket too.

Go to a nearby forest..and spread a LIGHT amount of ash around...there will be no way you can get caught..unless you're retarded and get spotted.
 
CyberPitz said:
The best Idea I can think of is throw bodies into a fire for a night, get all the flesh off the bones. Take those ashes and put them in a bucket. Then grind the ashes into dust..and put THAT in the bucket too.

Go to a nearby forest..and spread a LIGHT amount of ash around...there will be no way you can get caught..unless you're retarded and get spotted.
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Personally, I'd freeze 'em and eat 'em. Like pop-tarts, only, you know, dead. And one of the pop tarts is a werewolf.

Can you get werewolf disease by eating a werewolf?

What if a werewolf donates blood?
 
CyberPitz said:
The best Idea I can think of is throw bodies into a fire for a night, get all the flesh off the bones. Take those ashes and put them in a bucket. Then grind the ashes into dust..and put THAT in the bucket too.

Go to a nearby forest..and spread a LIGHT amount of ash around...there will be no way you can get caught..unless you're retarded and get spotted.
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that was disturbingly elaborate ... :rolleyes:
anyways so wheres the answer :S ?
 
I think we need a "best ways to get away with murder" thread. It would provide hilarity and useful knowledge.
 
I shoot Mechagodzilla, because we've waited long enough.






Realizing that I've now shot the only person who could provide us with the answer, I creep out the back door of the thread before the angry mob gets ahold of me.
 
Darkside55 said:
Realizing that I've now shot the only person who could provide us with the answer, I creep out the back door of the thread before the angry mob gets ahold of me.
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*grabs pitchfork and lights a torch*
 
Darkside55 said:
I shoot Mechagodzilla, because we've waited long enough.






Realizing that I've now shot the only person who could provide us with the answer, I creep out the back door of the thread before the angry mob gets ahold of me.
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Quick, get in the car!
 
*presses button marked "MARKIV AVITTX MISSLES - REAR"*
 
Werewolves don't exist, so I'd tell Rich's plans to his friends and blackmail him with his plot to commit murder and get rich myself.
 
Either everyone (including the rich guy) or no one.
 
I shot Sally and Texas Pete. Texas Pete because he calls himself Texas Pete and he really isn't from Texas. Three really big things going against him.
 
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can, and those who can't.






And werewolves.
 
It was a joke.

(and so is this)
He calls himself Texas Pete. Strike one.
He isn't from Texas like his name implies. Strike two.
He feels some sort of connection with Texas which is so strong that he associates his name with the state where he would not be welcome because he is not, in fact, from Texas. Strike three.

I just passed up my 666th post. D:
 
Quixoticism said:
It was a joke.

(and so is this)
He calls himself Texas Pete. Strike one.
He isn't from Texas like his name implies. Strike two.
He feels some sort of connection with Texas which is so strong that he associates his name with the state where he would not be welcome because he is not, in fact, from Texas. Strike three.

I just passed up my 666th post. D:
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*Reads post, nods*

*Shoots Quixoticism*

*Hops back in Numbers' getaway car*
 
I'm convinced that everyone will die.

Werewolves or not. D:
 
I'm convinced certain "healthy" cereals are a scam.

They aren't any better than corn flakes. :|
 
I'm convinced Taco Bell puts laxatives in their food.

Werewolves or not.
 
I shot Sally, took off into the night and managed to kill Dracula, Frankenstein, Mr. Hyde and Imhotep... overall a good night's work.
 
I shot the fat bastard and took over his empire, i slso shot gwen, i wanted to shoot sally but i forgot to(I forgot to vote sally -_-") nad after that i gave my will to my cousin and shot myself.
 
I'm convinced that mecha will return to this thread soon with no memory of it ever happening.
Werewolves or not.
 
Mecha better get back in here soon, or I'm going to hunt him down.

Werewolves or not.
 
Michael J. Fox shot everyone, werewolves or not. Because of Parkinson's.
 
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