Werewolf Party

READ THE TEXT FIRST before shooting the guest(s)

  • Reginald

    Votes: 28 30.1%
  • Charleston

    Votes: 22 23.7%
  • Han

    Votes: 32 34.4%
  • Gwendolyn

    Votes: 36 38.7%
  • Francisca

    Votes: 31 33.3%
  • "Texas" Pete

    Votes: 28 30.1%
  • Sally

    Votes: 47 50.5%

  • Total voters
    93
WTF
IS
WRONG WITH THIS THREAD?!

I guess I missed the whole "Warewolves or not" thing.
 
Everyone thinks Michael J. Fox is afraid of them, werewolves or not. Because of Parkinson's.
 
REGINALD
manufactures dog food, acts strangely at night, writes lon chaney fanfiction

Lon Chaney is a horror movie director, so... *Cough*

I would not shoot this person however, there is hardly any evidence on them.

CHARLESTON
runs animal shelter, prefers his fish as sushi and his steak "au tartar"

Hardly any evidence to suggest he is a were-wolf.

HAN
hails from romania, allergic to wolfsbane plant

Wolfsbane is a plant, and if I remember correctly in myth is used to either cure or kill a were-wolf. You round a bunch of possible were-wolves and someone is known to be allergic to the plant... Well...

Then again, the plant is used in myth... But I guess were-wolves are myth so that throws this little fact out the window.

Romania however...

The word varcolac is a loan from Slavic (cf. Bulgarian varkolak, vulkodlak, Greek vrykolakas), meaning "werewolf" (etymologically "Wolf's Fur").

A varcolac in Romanian folklore may refer to several different figures. Some legends say it is a ghost or vampire (Strigoi) while others say it is a werewolf (in some versions, a werewolf that emerges from the corpses of babies. It can occasionally mean "goblin". Like the Norse Fenris, the varcolac can swallow the moon and the sun and is thus responsible for eclipses.

In Latvian mythology, the Vilkacis was a person changed into a wolf-like monster, though the Vilkacis was occasionally beneficial.[citation needed] A closely related set of myths are the skin-walkers. These myths probably have a common base in Proto-Indo-European society, where the class of young, unwed warriors were apparently associated with wolves.

HAN rates very high on my list of whom may partake in Lycanthropy.

GWENDOLYN
astrologist, refuses to go outside at full moon is bad luck

Astrology may include study of the moon *Cough*

And the whole "Not going out on a full moon" is mere folk-lore, and many people who believe in were-wolves would follow this also, that piece fo evidence is not strong enough for me to kill this person.

FRANCISCA
pro basketball player, oddly hairy, very powerful

Odd amounts of hair and inhuman power were supposed to be possible synptoms of a were-wolf out-of-fullmoon.

But not strong evidence enough for me to actually kill someone.

"TEXAS" PETE
runs a slaughterhouse, not actually from texas

Why would someone lie about themselves? Image? Ego?

I doubt he is the were-wolf.

SALLY
"pet psychiatrist", talks to dogs, once suspected of murder but no trial for lack of evidence

I talk to dogs. Am I were-wolf?

I would not shoot Sally.








If I was bothered enough, I'd do a lot of research on were-wolves etc. etc. etc.

But for now? HAN seems like a very likley subject.

ANYWAY, I WOUDN'T SHOOT SOMEONE BASED ON SUCH LOOSE BACKGROUND INFOMATION. btw, why does FRANCISCA have a very similar story to that role Micheal J. Fox played? >_>
 
MEIN EYES!!! THE GOGGLES DO NAZING!
That's what you get for using the brown template.

ANYWAY, I WOUDN'T SHOOT SOMEONE BASED ON SUCH LOOSE BACKGROUND INFOMATION.
Don't be a pansy. You're in a situation where one or more of these people is going to turn into a werewolf and eat you or turn you into one of their own. People've been shot for less good reasons.


...


<_<

>_>


WEREWOLVES OR NOT
 
YOU CANNOT INFECT WHAT IS ALREADY INFECTED!

*Breaks out window*
 
I don't suppose that I'm (the reader) the werewolf? I'd rather not shoot myself so I guess I'll just kill everyone - but Han first, damn pompous Romanians ಠ_ಠ .
 
Interesting concept...

*Z z Z*

EDIT:

*Raises his head*

Oh, it says if you don't solve it the were-wolf attacks you. Unless you're an emo you can't attack yourself.


Danimal sleep now.
 
Read the edit. :D


EDIT:

ALLOW ME TO POINT THIS OUT: Mecha's grammar is brutally raped in the original post. WE NEED ANALYSIS.
 
Sally is my first victim, being an Emo werewolf I require the company of a nice female wolf.

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edit: this reminds me of a short story we read many years ago in lower school "The Most Dangerous Game"
 
Lon chaney featured in a song by Warren Zevon (Werewolves of London). What relevance this has is probably nothing, just thought it'd be interesting to point out.
EDIT: Danimal, Sally is the closest one to a murderer there. You know she did it.
 
Lon chaney featured in a song by Warren Zevon (Werewolves of London). What relevance this has is probably nothing, just thought it'd be interesting to point out.
EDIT: Danimal, Sally is the closest one to a murderer there. You know she did it.

AAAooooooooo
Warewolves on London!
AAAWOOoooooo

I love that song.
 
Is Warren Zevon black? I always imagined that song being sung by a black guy, it made it awesome :D
 
Everyone spam Mecha with e-mails, PMs and on MSN until he gives an answer.
 
Just because you murder someone, dosen't make you a Were-Wolf.
she was probably tried because she was seen near the scene before. chances are if she's the werewolf, she was one of the only ones in the area near where the guy died, turned into the werewolf, killed the guy, then ran off. No substantial evidence except she'd have no valid ailbi (she would have been out in the area is her alibi unless she made one up), and she was in the area, means she wouldn't be able to be tried due to lack of evidence.
 
This should tide you over until Mecha reveals that this was just a social experiment





[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Av-vazcqugQ[/YOUTUBE]
 
WHERE THE HELL IS MECHA ANYWAY? arrgh.
 
Haha werewolf looks like a unshaven homeless dude lol

Edit

Anyone watched Rosswell Conspiracies, the animated series? The werewolves looked pretty cool in that show.
 
God dammit Mecha reveal the ****ing answer or so help me God I will brutally ****ing rape you with a ****ing banana!
 
MEEECCCHAAA WHEEERREE ARERRRREEE YOUUU???

When was he laassst online?
 
"Last Activity: Yesterday 07:42 PM"

mmhmm, this is starting to annoy!AGHR
 
This is exactly what he wants to happen.

Nobody post in this thread anymore, no one bring it up ever again.
 
I'm gonna keep on keepin' on this thread.

Werewolves or not.
 
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